Of Wolves and Wizards

By ChaoticTeacup

Twilight/Wizards of Waverly Place crossover

Rating: TEEN AND UP. Currently Subject to change.

Disclaimer: Sweet Dreams Toots

AUTHORS NOTE: If you are homophobic you may not wish to read this. It is a very minor part of the fic involving side characters, however it's there. If you have a problem please take it up with your operator. You know the drill.

NEW CROSS: This series is now ALSO CROSSED with the movie "Stick It"

It took a few moments for the rest of the pack to react. Paul looked like he was going to say something but was quickly stopped by a smoldering glare from Embry.

Jacob, still slightly reeling from the second hand imprint, shook his head to clear it and shouted at his pack, completely ignoring the odd looks from passersby.

"Quil, Paul. GO!" He pointed in the direction Leah had run. "This isn't our territory and we don't know what's out there. Bring her back to La Push SAFELY or I'll have your hide"

Quil took off immediately; Paul dawdled a few seconds before joining his pack mate at a gallop. "Embry ... try to calm her down"

Quil nodded and took off.

Jacob sighed and looked at his cousin, who looked like she was in some kind of shock.

"What just...happened?"

Jacob let out another sigh.

"Let's get your bags. I'll explain on the way home"

The drive was long, the questions many, but Haley seemed more or less accepting, even if he did have to pull over and show her the whole transformation thing.

"So I'm like her soulmate?"

"I guess that's what it equates too. Once you imprint you can't live without each other. You could try to just be friends if you want, but...from what I've heard that's nearly impossible. She'll be what you want her to be, but only out of courtesy for you. "

"Y'know I feel kind of like a jilted bride"

"...huh?" Jacob gave Haley a questioning look then returned his attention to the road.

"Well you've basically said that we're all but cosmically married and my Partner-To-Be just ran off on me"

"You're taking this much better than I thought you might"

"Oh?"

"Well Sam's theory is that imprinting is for trying to breed the strongest children. I mean you've basically thrown that off a high cliff. Granted Leah already doesn't get..."

"Doesn't get what?"

"When Leah started changing she stopped ...uh" Jacob fidgeted, feeling awkward "...menstruating."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, she was really fucked up about it at first. Thought maybe it meant she could never imprint because of y'know the theory."

"Well what happened with the female wolves before? Didn't they have children or anything?"

"There's never been another female wolf before. At least... not that we know about."

Jacob sighed and gave his cousin a half smile. "Anyway...welcome to the pack."

THE AUTHORS NOTE:

I apologize for the shortness of this chapter. I wanted it to be longer but I've been having a bit of troubling drafting the next part. So I thought I'd post this while I wrestle with it.