Ty- Ty; the camera guy M=Me/Host To=Tohru K=Kyo Y=Yuki T=Tamaki Hi=Hikaru Ka=Karou Ha=Haruhi

Ps: you never see Ty's face

Snow… then Tamaki's face appears.

T- Hello!

Ty- Tamaki you're fogging up the leans, move back there's no room for everyone else.

Tamaki takes a step and puts his arm around Haruhi who shrugs him off.

The camera focuses and Kyo, Hikaru, Tohru, Haruhi, Tamaki, Karou and Yuki are all standing together,

K- this is stupid

Ka- I don't know, might be fun

Hi- ya, lighten up orangey.

K- don't call me that! There is no way in hell I'm like him!

Hi- Oh, that hurts my feelings *pout*

K- okay, now I really don't want to do this

Y- stop complaining you Stupid Cat, Miss Honda do you have the map to where we are going?

Ha- No, that would be me,

Y- thank you Miss…

Ha- Oh, Haruhi Fujioka

Y- Miss Fujioka.

T-come Haruhi! Let's go!

Ha- Senpai, get off of me!

They start walking at the mercy of Haruhi

To- Haruhi, I've been wondering, how come you call Tamaki Senpai?

Ha- well, it's a long story but I kind of broke something in his club and now I'm his *finger quotes* apprentice

T- OH! Haruhi! That makes Daddy sound like a meanie!

K- Wait? Daddy?

Y- So Tamaki, what's the name of your club?

T- (If this was the Anime, there would be roses falling from the sky) The Ouran Host club!

K+Y+T-(Stop) (Sweat drop) Host club?

Ha- *Nod*

Y- so are you all in the Host Club?

Ka- Yes, plus Kyoya, Mori sempai, and Hunny sempai, I think their on later.

Hi- Ya and another fact, at our school,

Ka- Everyone thinks that Haruhi is a boy, besides the members of the host club that is.

K- wouldn't surprise me- OW!

Yuki ribbed him

Y- don't be rude you stupid cat

K- *mutter* well it wouldn't,

15 minutes later

Ka- Haruhi, do you even know where we're going?

Hi- ya, I think we're lost

Y- Miss Fujioka, may I see the map?

Haruhi hands Yuki the map and Kyo peeks over.

K- You we're holding the map upside down

Ring Ring everyone looks around

Ty- oh, that's mine.

Everyone just stares at the camera and Ty

Ty- Hello-

M- TY, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS! THE RESTAURANT JUST CALLED, YOUR RESERVATIONS WERE FOR A HALF HOUR AGO!

Ty- we would have been there ages ago but Haruhi was holding the map upside down

Ha- Well this map isn't very well made…

M- sorry, I had to make it in a rush

T- just a big mistake, so where do we go now?

M- well since you've missed your reservations, you can just go to the park or come back to the studio. I really hadn't planned for this… do whatever. *sigh* *TONE*

Ty- so where are we going? I have the feeling you guys don't want to go back to the studio?

Everyone minus Tohru and Haruhi nods

Hi- So, where do we go?

Ha- She did say there was a park around here, might be fun? *Shrug*

They start to the park

T- Yes! A commoners park!

K- Commoner?

Ha- Ouran Acadamy is a rich private school , I only got in because I'm on scholarship, and for some reason, they've all become obsessed with (Finger quotes) *Commoner* things

T- Yes, she's out little commoner! *smile*

Hi- Were not obsessed,

Ka- it's mostly just the boss…

To- Oh look! We're here!

They walk into the park, Kyo jumps on the tallest set of monkey bars and sits on top everyone else just sits on a swing

Ty- Kyo, can you go sit, *camera goes back to swing set- then back to Kyo*

K- Fine, whatever

Kyo jumps off monkey bars, climbs up swing set and sits on top bar over Tohru's swing, the twins lean into each other- whisper then

Ka+Hi- *Snicker Snicker*

Kyo glares at them then they stop.

T- *swinging* This is fun!

Everyone else is just slowly pushing themselves with there toes

Ha- Senpai, you're going to hurt yourself

T- Don't worry Haruhi! Daddy will be fineeee- ahh *THUMP*

Tamaki just shot off the swing and landed on his face. He sits up and spits sand out of his mouth.

K- *LAUGHING*

Camera goes up to Kyo who is leaning back holding his gut.

K- Ha, ha- ahhh!

Kyo falls backward off the top of the swing set, he lands on Tohru, (causing her in the second he's still not a cat to push her off her swing.)

POOF!

Karou and Hikaru who were lifting Tamaki up, stare and drop him.

Ka- She told us, but

Hi- We thought she was joking…

Y- Nice going you stupid cat. Miss Honda, are you alright?

Tohru gets up from the sand.

T- Yes, I'm fine. *Holds up a very sweary, very blushy orange cat* Kyo, are you alright?

K- Ya, ya, I'm fine- just gimme my clothes.

Tohru gives Kyo his clothes, he scampers off to a thick wooded area

Ha- *Turns to Yuki* So you really are a rat?

Yuki nods

Ka+Hi- okay.

Ty- how come you guys are so calm?

Ka- cause, we already got told this, we just had to see it to believe it,

Hi- Now it's boring

Kyo comes back pulling his arm into his sweater sleeve

K- so, what are we doing now?

RING RING!

Ty- Hi

M- hey, it's getting kind of late, you guys can just head back to the hotel now

Ty- Alright, bye *hang up* looks like were heading to the hotel.

10 minutes later-

To- Achoo!

Y- Miss Honda, are you cold?

To- No, no, I'll be fine- achoo!

K- you're always telling us to take care of ourselves, but you never take care of yourself, here

Kyo puts his sweater around Tohru's shoulders

To- *Blush*

Ka- You guys talk like you're really great friends

Hi- Well minus Yuki and Kyo

Ka- You guys go to the same school, right?

Y- Yes, but Miss Honda also lives with us and our older cousin Shigure

Ka+Hi- *Smirk* Oh! We see! *Turn to Kyo*

K- WHAT!

Ka+Hi- oh, nothing *Smirk* I bet you have lots of fun, don`t you Kyo?

K- WHAT-! It's not like that!

Kyo chases Karou and Hikaru

T- Haruhi, are you cold? Daddy doesn't want his little girl catching a cold!

Kyo stops chasing the Hatchiins and looks at Tamaki (Don't ask why he stopped chasing them- just some OCC I guess)

K- Why do you do that?

T- do what?

K- call yourself her father, your not actually… ((Now, you can call this OOC, but it's more like OOCICS (out of character in certain situations) cuz Yuki's there))

Ha- NO!

Y- I am sorry for my cousins stupidity

K- *Head twitch*

Hi- Looks like we're here.

Hotel! Yay!

Everyone goes in, up the elevator

Hi+Ka- okay, see you all in the morning

Karou and Hikaru go into their room.

T- Good night Haruhi! And Yuki, Kyo, Tohru

Tamaki goes in his room

Ha- Good night

Same for Haruhi

Y- Good night Miss Honda *Look at Kyo, smile back at Tohru- leave*

To- Good night Yuki. Good night Kyo

Tohru goes into her room

K- *Scratch head* ya, Night *Stare at camera* what are you looking at?

Ty- hey, it's not just a question show, it's also a reality show, ill leave

Ty goes into his room with the camera

Ty- okay, time to turn you of-, huh?

Faint knocking on the next room door

Ty- who's knocking on Kyo's door, I guess I'll check

The door opens a little and the camera gets wedged in,

Tohru is standing in front of Kyo's door, Kyo is standing in the door frame

K- What?

To- sorry, but I forgot to give you your sweater back… *holds out Kyo's sweater to him*

K- Nah, you keep it, I noticed you didn't pack a sweater, I got a couple, I'll be fine. Suppose to be cold the rest of the week.

To- Are you sure-?

K- Ya, wouldn't want you getting a cold or something.

To- thank you, well good night Kyo. I'll see you in the morning

Tohru goes into her room. Kyo turns to go back in his room- unfortunately he turned right towards the camera, which he notices.

K- WHAT THE HELL!

Ty- time to go

Camera pulls back and door slams on a very angry Kyo. Ty jumps on his bed and sighs

Ty- I better get a raise for that…

Click- BLACK