Kurt practically had to drag Sam into Dalton Academy. As soon as she entered the rehearsal room, all of the Warblers fell silent and all eyes were on her. Sam stated to feel even more self-conscious than before.
"Can I go now?" Sam whispered anxiously.
Kurt ignored her request and went to greet Blaine to break the awkward silence.
"Hey, love," Blaine hugged Kurt and turned to the other Warblers. "Warblers, this is Kurt's childhood friend, Sam."
The Warblers all grinned awkwardly at Sam.
"So much for the 'totally confident' guys you were telling me about, Kurt," Sam scoffed as she walked to a loveseat and sat. "Well? Stop staring and get on with your lives!" Sam was becoming extremely fed up with everyone only commenting on her appearance.
"Sam…" Blaine coolly strolled over, "We have a song that we'd like to sing for you. Kurt said you were a little down, and we wanted to put a smile on your face!"
"Thanks, Blaine, but you really don't have to…" she glanced up at the boys, as they all snapped their heads down. Obviously, they were staring again. "Is there not a single one of you who is gay? Please!"
"Sam, please be polite," Kurt said through clenched teeth. "I'm doing this for you, let them sing you the song. You're obviously tense."
Sam sighed and sat back. Blaine looked at Sam for approval. "Well? Go on, sing your song!"
Blaine chuckled and gathered his love struck Warblers. "This song is called 'Boyfriend' by Big Time Rush."
Sam burst out laughing. "No, really, what are you singing?"
Blaine rolled his eyes, amused, and the a capella group began their song. Kurt took a seat next to her and hummed along.
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy...
"You've got to be kidding," Sam mumbled as she slouched in the chair.
Have you ever had the feeling you're drawn to someone?
And there isn't anything they could have said or done?
And every day I see you on your own
And I can't believe that you're alone
But I overheard your girls and this is what they said
That you're looking for a boyfriend
I see that
Give me time, you know I'm gonna be there
Don't be scared to come put your trust in me
Can't you see all I really want to be
Is your boyfriend
Can't fight that
Let me down you know I'm coming right back
I don't care at all what you done before
All I really want is to be your
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Let me take a little moment to find the right words
So when I kick it you it ain't something that you've heard
I don't know what kind of guy that you prefer
But I know I gotta put myself not first
See I think got the kind of love that you deserve and I heard that
You're looking for a boyfriend
I see that
Give me time, you know I'm gonna be there
Don't be scared to come put your trust in me
Can't you see all I really want to be
Is your boyfriend
Can't fight that
Let me down you know I'm coming right back
I don't care at all what you done before
All I really want is to be your
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Kurt finally got Sam to smile at last. Sam was starting to see the reason for the song, that it wasn't meant in a serious way, but Kurt knew that the cheesy boy band tune would make her laugh.
If you tell me where, I'm waiting here
Everyday like slum-dog millionaire
Bigger than the twilight love affair
I'll be here
Girl I swear
Sam finally began to laugh and Blaine took her hand to join them for the last chorus.
You're looking for a boyfriend
I see that
Give me time, you know I'm gonna be there
Don't be scared to come put your trust in me
Can't you see all I really want to be
Is your boyfriend
Can't fight that
Let me down you know I'm coming right back
I don't care at all what you done before
All I really want is to be your
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
"Okay, you guys are all goofy…but I…thanks. Thanks for everything," Sam giggled.
Several of the boys beamed at her.
"But…I'm not looking for a boyfriend…I am, however, looking for a boy friend, if you know what I mean."
Kurt laughed without humor. "No, she needs a boyfriend. Her number is 555-8953. Call her up anytime." Kurt and Blaine deviously snickered to each other.
"I hate you guys," Sam glared.
"Oh, my goodness, it's the glare, Blaine. Do you see it?" Kurt nudged him.
"Whoa…you were right. It really does slowly murder you," Blaine agreed.
"Shut up," Sam growled.
"Coffee?" Blaine offered a peace treaty.
Sam reluctantly agreed, and they went back to Blaine and Kurt's regular coffee spot. Kurt had secretly invited a guy from the Warblers named Nick, with shiny flipped black hair, a "Justin Bieber wannabe" as Sam discretely described to Kurt in the car. When they arrived at the coffee shop, it was packed, with only a few tables available. There were two empty tables in proximity to each other, so the four made their way over there.
"Blaine and I will take this table, and Sam and Nick, you can take that one," Kurt said casually.
"How about we just pull the tables together? It won't be that hard," Sam suggested nervously.
"Oh, my dear Samantha, haven't you ever been on a date before?"
"Yeah, and I've also been on double dates. Where the…couples…" Sam cringed at the word, "hang out together."
"I think you guys should get to know each other," Kurt said quite suggestively.
"Kurt…" Sam held up a fist.
"Sammy, be nice," Kurt scolded.
"Fiiiine," she huffed as she joined Nick at their table.
"Hey," Nick smiled.
"Hi," Sam replied nonchalantly.
They both sat in silence for a couple of moments, Nick not sure what to say, and Sam just choosing not to speak.
"We should probably order something now," Nick chuckled anxiously.
"Yeah. We probably should."
They stood and made their way to the counter. The rest of the date was mostly small talk and Sam constantly glancing over at Blaine and Kurt, always laughing and having fun…so happy together and so in love. Blaine drove Nick, Sam and Kurt home after about an hour. He pulled up to Nick's house and Kurt and Blaine said their goodbyes.
"Bye, Sam," Nick softly said.
"See ya, Nick," Sam dismissed him.
Nick was taken aback and a little hurt. "I…I guess I'll call you later."
"Kay," she replied.
"Okay," he whispered and shut the door.
The rest of the car ride to Kurt's house was silent. It wasn't an awkward silence, but it wasn't a natural silence either. It was tension. The arrival to Kurt's house couldn't have come soon enough. Sam quickly jumped out of the car, bidding a quick goodnight to Blaine and ran straight inside the house. She flopped on the bed and stared at the ceiling for a good five minutes, when Kurt finally came in.
"I can't believe you," was all Kurt said before he went to the sink to moisturize his face.
"What?"
Kurt groaned as he slowly rubbed in the moisturizer. "You acted like an immature child today. You embarrassed me. I was trying to help you, Sam. You looked so sad this morning, I couldn't help but ask Blaine for a favor! For you! It was all for you! And you didn't appreciate a moment of it."
"Oh, so I embarrassed you. You made me up to look like a Barbie doll, and I get ogled at by every guy, gay and straight alike. I get it every day of my life now that I've moved here! I'm sick of it. I don't give a damn if I'm pretty! And I didn't ask for a boyfriend either."
"Oh, excuse me for caring about you. Excuse me for wanting the best for you. Excuse me for loving you," Kurt threw down his washcloth and began to storm out of the room. "Don't expect me to come back," were his last words as he slammed the door.