5. Invincible
I was flying around the city, making sure things were all hunky-dory. When the oil drum flew out of nowhere. Yes, an oil drum. I dodged it and heard an evil laugh. "There's more where that came from! You glorified bag of feathers!"
"You talking to me?"
"No I'm talking to the pig to the left of me.(There was no pig there.) OF COURSE I'M TALKING TO YOU! Sheesh, ya'd think that supers would be smarter." He said, while launching another oil drum at me. I dodged it. He then began to launch them furiously. I dodged them all. "STOP MOVING!"
"Who are you?"
"They call me... THE REGURGITATOR'S INTERN!(Thunder crashes in background.)" I looked around. Where on earth was that coming from?
"So... Why are you throwing Oil drums at me?" I asked, while still dodging the oil drums.
"BECAUSE I CAN! HAHAHA!" That laugh was seriously getting annoying. He pulled back the switch. It clicked. But no drum came out. He was out of drums. "DARN! I WILL RETURN TO DEFEAT YOU!" And he disappeared.
I was hit in the back of the head with a newspaper. "That was quick." I looked at the headline. Danville Steel Chorus gets broken foot and new drum set.