The New DBZ: The Kick-Ass Version
Disclaimer:I do not own DBZ ... yet.
Ok.. This story starts off with Goku going work... So you think. Ok, now the begining of the story. Goku was walking down the street, and all of a sudden: " HEY GOKU!!!" The sound coming from behind him was his buddy Ron. "Hey Goku, do you have a place that I can stay in? The cops are chasing me for possession of drugs and MURDER and I really can't get busted again man..." Goku had to think about this for awhile. "Well, the last time I let you stay at my house... well, you know what happened..."
2 years ago
Goku was coming home from work to their 3 storey 5 bedroom house. He walks in the front door and says "Honey, I'm home!" All of a sudden the roof started to shake right above their bedroom. He ran upstairs as fast as he could. He could hear his wife moaning in pleasure. " Oh... It's sooo good! I want more! More! MORE!" He slammed the door open and he saw his wife sitting on the bed with a yogurt in her hand moaning " Oh, more, more, MORE! I've never had yogurt this good!"
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL THE BANGING!?!"
"It was your wife, jumping on the bed because she wanted more yogurt. " said Ron. "Well I see that you fuck nugget." said Goku " why is she doing it" he said. " I don't know, i brought her some yogurt and she wanted more!!" "OH FUCK" said Ron " what said Goku " I think I gave her...
And stay tuned for the next chapter of,
DBZ:Kick ass version