SUUPPP my cyco Empire, the day didn't end yesterday so that was nice. Why didn't I update for about a month? Well I was having crazy sex so it was impossible, on the bright side it was for research (I was looking for lemon inspiration for future chapters). No but seriously now, I had to study for finals and then do finals and then party because finals were done before I got back to the story, but enough dwelling on my epic sex life (Oh you weren't dwelling on that? Hurtfuuullll) and onto the story.

"Naruto Uzumaki"

Naruto looked up from his seat and moved to the front of the classroom. The exams were going well so far, he was sure he was going to pass once he got the ninjutsu section over. Clone, henge and the substitution jutsu was what he needed to do finally get his headband; it's only a matter of time before he became a genin of Kohona and one step closer to his goal.

His friends wished him good luck, he got a good luck kiss from Anko before he left, the Uchiha was glaring at when he passed by the desk he sat at, the Hyuga blushed while he passed (he mentally rolled his eyes at the both of them), forehead girl was staring at the Uchiha like she's a thirty year old pedophile, yip everything was right again with his world, the little escapade from earlier was now a distant memory of brief stupidity. Life goes on regardless of how he feels, maybe this was life's way of saying that he really is worthless and no one cares about his feelings.

"Thinking something stupid again gaki? Don't make me deprive you of this sexiness, I'll do it too, you know I would," Or something like that Anko would tell him to get him to cheer up. Shaking his head to clear his mind and inwardly grinning at his imagination he finally made it to Iruka and his assistant for the day Mizuki.

Mizuki was a fairly interesting man he could tell that the man hated him and wanted him to fail but the man could not try anything without getting spotted by Iruka. Slipping passed that mans defenses was surprisingly hard, he had a suspicion that Iruka was not who he appeared to be but he never went digging into the man's personal affairs it was not any of his business, he was just a bit curious, maybe he should talk to Shika about it, he would do that later.

"Okay Naruto first up is the Henge jutsu "he gave him that warming smile and motioned for him to stand directly at the front of the desk, "your two minutes start now," he started the stop watch.

Taking a deep breath and gathering the appropriate amount of chakra; the jutsu was pulled of flawlessly with a transformation into the old man Hokage.

"Excellent Naruto now the next one on the list is the substitution jutsu, you have one minute twenty-five seconds more to complete this test, so go when you're prepared, substitute yourself with the water bottles that are placed all around the classroom and then do it again so that you are back at your original spot. There are five bottles in total and remember all five have different distances between them, so the chakra that is needed to substitute each would be different." Nodding while taking another deep breath and gathering the appropriate chakra for the distance, I focused and switched with each of the bottles until I was back in my original spot. Iruka subtly gave me a smile and I gave him a nod and watched him stop the stop watch.

"Now onto the final part of your exam, the clone jutsu, the object is to create three successful basic clones, any other type of clones can be used for extra credit after completing the original objective, you have forty-five seconds, and you may begin." He restarted the stopwatch and out of the corner of my eye I saw Mizuki smirking, he must think that I can't do the basic clones, sure that was true a couple of months ago but…

FLASHBACK, FLASHBACK, FLASHBACK, FLASHBACK, FLASHBACK, FLASHBACK

"What got you so down gaki" 'Can she sense my distress or something, seriously she just pops up whenever I'm having trouble with something, first taijutsu now this'

"I failed the mock exam, maybe I really am just worthless" mumbling the last part to myself but apparently she heard me and found it appropriate to stick me in the arm with a dango stick.

"I would seriously hurt you if you say that again, I would never waste my time loving something worthless so you should take that as a reminder whenever you begin to think like that again*sigh* we really need to work a little more on your self esteem. But anyway was it the clone jutsu again?"

"Yea, all my clones still look like if they are riddled with STD's , I try really hard hime I just can't do it, Iruka even re-taught I to me after he realized that the teachers I had before taught me the wrong thing. I just can't do it"

"Well gaki after I saw your admittedly pathetic clones…come on gaki don't look at me like that, they are amazingly horrendous, anyyyywaaaaay, I did some research and asked around a little bit and I came to a conclusion, your chakra is way to potent and uncontrollable to perform the basic clone jutsu, you can attribute that little fact to Mister chakra monster inside of you sooooo…..I don't think that you would ever be able to naturally do the basic clone technique"

"So what you're saying is that I have no hope of passing he exam and that I'm basically going to fail" 'Awe he looks all cute discouraged, *shakes head* stop Anko focus'

"Brighten up gaki I said naturally you would never be able to do the basic clone technique; I never said anything about unnaturally, so after a bit more digging around I found a way that you may be able to do it."

After about five minutes of waiting and realization hit that she was not going to say anything until I say something I caved "Well are you going to tell me or what hime"

Her reply was in an overly chipper tone "Oh you wanted to know*twitch*, well I'm glad you asked gaki *twitch twitch* (this woman can be too much sometimes) it's something called seals, we can seal some of your chakra away to make it more manageable. The potency would still be there but you'll just have to learn to put in a little less chakra in every jutsu you use to get the preferred outcome. And before you ask because you have the fox in you your chakra is a lot more potent than others so you would not need to use as much chakra to get the same result."

Giving her an 'oh' expression I looked at her with a grin, "so are you going to put the seal on?"

"Nope, I have no idea how to make a chakra storage seal to put on a person," 'hehehe I love messing with him, he looks all gloomy again' "but I bet Hokage-sama can do it or find someone who can."

Instantly jumping up and sprinting towards the Hokage tower I went to speak with the old man, leaving Anko behind who was not to mention looking extremely pleased with herself, I am sure that her ego went up having figured that out.

FLASHBACK END, FLASHBACK END, FLASHBACK END, FLASHBACK END, FLASHBACK END, FLASHBACK END

Turns out the old man couldn't do it but he did get some man named Jiraiya to do it for me, he was interesting enough, he even gave me a resistance seal to help increase my speed. I had him place the resistance seal on my arm I had Anko tattoo around it tomake it look like a claw so no one would know a seal was there (she is really good with stuff like that), and I had him place the chakra seals (it had to more than one as I had a lot of chakra)on my scarf so that I would always remember who was the one that loved me enough to help me out with one of my major issues (that got me lot of booby groping time from Anko, she said it was way too sweet of me).

So with the help from the seals and some basic chakra control exercises from Anko I was able to get my chakra under control enough to do the basic clone jutsu. I would never be able to have my chakra fully under control but at least it was now manageable.

Looking at Mizuki with a smirk I went through the hand seals for the jutsu and created seven perfect clones. Holding in the laughter at seeing his epic shock face I turned to Iruka to see what he has to say.

"Very good Naruto now return to your seat so that we can test the remaining students and then I will tell you if you have passed or not." Nodding my head I returned to my seat after.

After 30minuets of quietly talking to Shika the time to hear the results was here. "Okay class now I would like to say congratulations to those that have passed and for those that didn't you were just not yet ready to move onto the next level and may need to re-evaluate your life and career choice. But anyway the names that are called I'm sorry but you have not passed the exam and you are to exit the room immediately."

"Charlie Sheen you fail, I'm sorry but you are not winning"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger, you were caught cheating and that is grounds for termination"

"Brittney Spears, I'm sorry but I am holding it against you and would love you off my radar"

This went on for the next five minutes until only about thirty of us left in the room. "Now congratulations are to be given to the rest of you as you are all now genin of Konoha no Sato, come down to the front to collect your headbands starting from the front. You are to be back on three days from now for your team placement."

House hopping towards Anko's apartment with my headband tied around my neck I barged in the door and immediately froze from shock, what had me in shock you may ask, Anko, my hime, the girl that I loved and said that she loved me back kissing some other that was obviously not me.

Dun, dun, dunnnn….. So what did you guys think tell me in the review section. I know it's a little too late to be making Charlie Sheen jokes but I could not resist. I have no idea what the next chapter would be about but eh so is life (some deep shit right, it comes and goes) Anyway until next time my Empire.

Side note: I love Britney Spear's comeback, it's quite epic if I may say so myself.