Cullen Karaoke night! Chapter 4: Emmett's mistakes, a twilight fanfic

Hello lovely little lovelies! Sorry that I've kept all of you waiting sooo long, it's been a crazy few weeks; I feel so bad, but hope this chapter makes it better. THANKS TO ALL MY REVIEWERS! I own nothing except my 3 original characters.

EPOV

Emmett was going through the playlist that Alice had set up in the machine, while I sat next to Bella on the couch. Everyone was in their own conversation at the moment except me; I was too busy looking at my daughter's friend, Sage. Something just wasn't right. No, it couldn't be happening again, I thought. But I knew better. It was happening.

I knew the signs: Shy, pale, trying to please others, and of course, the blush. This Sage reminded me much of my Bella, down to the brown curls of her hair (although Sage's hair happened to be darker than Bella's). None of that was what really mattered though. It was her thoughts.

She had none.

I'm not saying she was dimwitted or anything. It's that I couldn't read her mind! This was exactly what happened the first day that Bella moved to Forks. . . thank God that Sage's blood didn't sing to me or we would all be in trouble. I keep staring at her, hoping for some thoughts coming from her.

Of course, I'm aware of every other thought in the room. Emmett had finally chosen his songs (ugh, Emmett, Rose will kill you if you dedicate them to her), Jake was thinking of some kind of inside joke he could say to Nessie in front of her friends, Mimi was admiring Seth's biceps (her exact thoughts were "Oh my lanta! What a body! Oh I hope I look okay. Why am I even interested? He's obviously older, by at least 3 years. Oh but he's so---" on to the next mind), Seth was thinking similar things about Mimi; he had apparently imprinted on her a few days ago and was still awestruck by it. Bella was trying to block her thoughts, but let it slip that she thought that Max was a bit overprotective of Sage and she couldn't help but compare it to how I acted towards her.

I studied as Max would talk and look over at Sage every 10 seconds, then continue talking, then look back again. Even if I couldn't read his thoughts, it was obvious that he was in love with her and his thoughts only proved my point. Poor boy was terrified to admit it to her though. He felt as strongly for her as I did for my wife.

Nessie was just glad that she actually had real friends for once. Poor thing, she's been stuck with our insane, out of control, overactive, vampire family. She needed a dose of normal.

"Emmett, stop messing with my hair!" yelled Rosalie. Em currently had his hand in her hair and was trying to mess it all up. "What are you trying to do, you idiot?!" She kicked his shin and tried to scratch his arms. He just laughed loudly and walked over to grab the microphone. He threw an empty cigarette box at her and she caught it and glared. "Why the hell do I want this?"

"It's to go with the song babe! Hey Jake, mind giving one of those bottles to Rose?" He asked. Jake nodded before taking another swing at his bottle and handing it to Rose.

"A beer bottle?" she asked. Wait, BEER? Jake's been drinking right in front of us? In front of my daughter? Rose had purposely said this out loud so that either me or Bella would kill him. I growled in a low voice, but Bella put her hand on my arm and sighed.

"Let it go. We aren't his parents and besides, he is at the legal age." She smiled, then whispered, "And think about the killer hangover he will have in the morning." I had to laugh at that, then gave my Bella a peck on the cheek.

Alice was giggling hysterically. "Em, you may regret singing that to her." She said.

"Naw, she'll laugh, trust me."

"You really want to bet against Alice?" Jasper, Bella, Jake, Rose, Seth, and Nessie all said in unison.

Max looked over at me and asked, "Is this normal?"

I nodded. "On a daily biases actually."

That's when a girl's English accent broke into the conversation. "Um, excuse me, but can Emmett sing?" It was Sage.

Everyone looked over at her. This was the first time we all really heard her. Even Mimi and Nessie were in shock! Max grinned from ear to ear and was proud that she had raised her voice. She really did sound, almost, divine. Such a sweet voice, but it was mixed with power and clarity. I was impressed.

"Um…yeah, sure." Responded Emmett. He started getting giddy and stood in position. "Okay everyone, I'm dedicating these next two songs to the love of my life, Rosy! Babe, I'm pretty sure these songs explain how much you mean to me." Oh boy, he doesn't know what he just got himself into. He pressed play and began to send himself straight to hell.

The music started:

She's out of luck, and out of hope and out of cigarettes.
Misunderstood with naked pictures on the internet
Her social deviance is teasing me, I know what I want
AND I'M REALLY GONNA REALLY LET HER KNOW (whoa!) THAT I LIKE HER
BUT I JUST DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO FOOL AROUND WITH LOVE

Yeah my baby's pretty as a car crash
Sexy as the stinger of a hornet in your arm
just another modern swinger
screaming "catch me if you can"
with a cigarette in hand and it's love
its heavy and it hurts and its love

Now I looked at Rosalie. It took all my self control not to laugh in front of her. Edward, if you so much as chuckle, I will rip off your newly discovered manhood and hide it so that neither you nor Bella ever finds it! She mentally shouted at me. And the only reason she did was because everyone else was already in fits of laughter and she knew I would be able to hear her.

Strung out on blow
She doesn't know why she's not feeling good
Dropped out of school
Now she's moving out to Hollywood
Her reckless decadence is taking things a little too far
And I'm really gonna really let her know that I like her
But I just don't care enough to fool around with love

Yeah my baby's pretty as a car crash
Subtle as a splinter
Yeah my baby's smooth as sandpaper
Warm just like the winter
screaming "catch me if you can"
with a cigarette in hand and it's love
its heavy and it hurts and its love

Staring at my shoes thinking of something to say
But nothing's better than what silence is saying
When every time I turn around
she's always looking away
It's just the nature of the game that we're playing

And I think I'm tapping out
I think I'm gonna skip the title bout

And shes pretty as a car crash
Subtle as a splinter
Yeah my baby's smooth as sandpaper
Warm just like the winter
screaming "catch me if you can"
with a cigarette in hand and it's love
its heavy and it hurts and its love

And she's pretty as a car crash
Sexy as the stinger of a hornet in your arm
just another modern swinger
screaming "catch me if you can"
with a cigarette in hand and it's love
its heavy and it hurts and its love

We all applauded and cheered. Sage smiled at him and gave a shy laugh. Mimi gave a whistle while Seth brought her a soda from the kitchen and Jake a bottle of beer. Jake took a sip and said, "Well Blondie, looks like we know what your oversized whipping boy thinks about you!" he laughed at my sister. If Rose could change colors, she would have flushed with anger at this moment.

Everyone roared in laughter. "Emmett…" Rose growled, but was interrupted by Emmett.

"Wait, babe, I'm not done. Jasper, hit the next song!" he told Jazz. Jasper nodded and pressed the button. Again the music began. "And here to help me sing is the one, the only, SETH CLEARWATER!" he boomed. Mimi started clapping and cheered. The boys put on huge colored sunglasses on and got on top of the couch.

Emmett: You were a problem child
Been grounded your whole life
So now you running wild
Playing with them good girls
No that ain't your style

You think your hot shit
You cool, I love it, I love it
Yeah, yeah

Both Seth and Emmett: Stumbling but yeah, you're still looking hella fine
Keep doing what you're doing and I'ma make you mine

All the girls (except Rosalie) dance around the room and grabbed us boys to join along with them.

Seth: I've been hypnotized
The city's your playground,
I watch you take a bite
At 5am roaming in the streets
Drunk all night

You think your hot shit
You cool, I love it, I love it
Yeah, yeah

Seth and Emmett: Stumbling but yeah, you're still looking hella fine
Keep doing what you're doing and Imma make you mine

Well, you're a hot mess and I'm falling for you
And I'm like hot damn, let me make you my boo
cause you can shake it shake it shake it
Yeah you know what to do
You're a hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes

You're a hot mess and I'm falling for you
And I'm like hot damn let me make you my boo
cause you can shake it shake it shake it
Yeah you know what to do
You're a hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes
That's when Mimi got up on the dining room table with Alice and started swaying to the beat. Seth walked over to Mimi and took her hand while she danced and they sang:

If you're dancing up on tables
You go you go, you got it girl
Say that you're unstable
You go coco, you got it girl
Dancing up on tables
Say that you're unstable
You're a ha ha ha ha ha yeah you're a hot mess
Ha ha ha ha ha we're singing hell yes

Well, you're a hot mess and I'm falling for you
And I'm like hot damn let me make you my boo
cause you can shake it shake it shake it
Yeah you know what to do
You're a hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes
You're a hot mess and I'm falling for you
And I'm like hot damn let me make you my boo
cause you can shake it shake it shake it
Yeah you know what to do
You're a hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes (hell yes)
Hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes (hell yes)
Hot mess
I'm loving it, hell yes

RPOV

I can't believe Emmett would humiliate me like that in front of our family and Nessie's friends; not to mention that the dog (Jake) was laughing hysterically at me, no doubt intoxicated with alcohol by now. The family clapped and cheered along with a few giggles. "That was all for my dear Rosie everyone!" yelled Emmett. That tears it, I thought.

"Emmett! No sex for six months!" I screamed at him and left the room to cool off. What an idiot. The last thing I saw was Emmett's face fall and him say, "But Rose! This was for you!"

Edward and Alice laughed at him and said in unison, "We told you so."

Okay guys, the songs were Modern swinger by the Pink Spiders and Hot Mess by Cobra Starship. Poor Emmett lol ^__^ Reviews make Emmett feel a little better.