DAY 7, ALL GIRLS COLLEGE!

Exchanging stories before breakfast. I was the only one who shagged anyone, but everyone else at least got to snogging. (Even James! We're not allowed to tell Evans though. And it was only for like, three minutes, so it's not that bad.)

Why are these girls going to an all girls college? They're too hot to be stuck here like nuns. Remus says the curriculum's really rigorous, but I ignored him. Why does he even know that?

DAY 7, ALL GIRLS COLLEGE!

Trying to make a telephone call. (Did I get it right that time, Remus? Not fellytone?) This is a Muggle school which I kind of figured since nobody has a wand handy. Anyway.

One of the girls lent us money and now we're trying to call the Order. I never knew they had a Muggle telephone number. Apparently it's for emergencies when Order members are stranded somewhere. We're not really Order members yet, but we can still use it. Good thing Remus memorized the number.

I'm kind of glad Remus is here because James & Peter & I do not know how to work the telephone. Yeah, I took Muggle Studies, but it was mostly to piss off my hag of a "mother" and I spent my time flirting in that class so I retained nothing. Remus is a half-blood so at least he has a bit of experience with these things.

Oh! I think we got through!

DAY 7, ALL GIRLS COLLEGE!

All the girls are in their classes. Emily wanted to skip, but I told her to go to class which has a rigorous curriculum. She laughed when I said that, but did leave. With promises to come back and shag, of course. Well, not those exact words, but still.

We're lying in our beds, staring at the ceiling and waiting for classes to be over. And maybe for Evans to get here.

Remus talked to McGonagall who was surprised to get the call. I don't know how she knows how to work the telephone, but she's a professor so she knows a lot of useless things.

McGonagall was all nod nod through the phone and told us she would contact Evans and have her get here. She wanted to know where we were and Remus told her, "Beverley College which is an all girls college." Then she sighed and said, "Of course you four would somehow end up at an all girls college…"

Evans is coming with our wands so we can all Apparate. I hope she doesn't get here before Emily. Kind of wanted a last romp in bed.

DAY 7, ALL GIRLS COLLEGE!

Emily was available for a last romp in bed. We're at lunch now, trying to act normal. Her foot is crawling up my leg. Mmm… Maybe we'll need another last romp…

DAY 7, ALL GIRLS COLLEGE!

Emily gave me her telephone number (?) and I asked for her address instead. Said I liked writing letters. All her friends said that was "so romantic!" Um, okay. I just want to send her owl mail instead of using the telephone which I'm hopeless at.

Well, Evans is here. She has our wands and is shaking her head at us. Maybe she feels threatened by the amount of hot arse there is in this school. Hers is probably not so hot. Not that I would look. Gross.

"How could you blokes all forget your wands?" She scolded us at first, but we gave her pathetically sad faces so she stopped. Good. I didn't want to hear her whining.

All the girls are sad we're leaving. I promised them we'll come back soon and they laughed. They don't believe me. I don't believe myself. Why would I ever come camping here again?

Last snog with Emily. Then we're going to have to go.

DAY 7, Home

We all Apparated to my flat just because mine's the biggest. Everyone collapsed and fell asleep. Even Evans. I feel tired too. I'm going to go to sleep soon. Just wrapping up this journal.

Thus ends the Marauders' Failed Camping Trip '78. Never again may it happen.

Now let me get some sleep.

fin.

I hope you enjoyed the story! I know I loved writing this!