RPOV
"Well, now I'm sick." I mutter to myself as Bella and Edward scrap themselves off the floor after an unwanted make-out session.
I'm still incredibly furious at Emmett for humiliating me in front of the family and Nessie's friends. God I just want to rip off his manhood and throw it all the way to Africa at this point! Edward starts to laugh, no doubt as a result of my thoughts. Jasper is glaring at Emmett, probably as a result of my emotions being quite hostile at the moment. Hmm, poor Jasper; sometimes I wish I could control my anger towards Em so Jazz doesn't have to suffer, but I can't.
I get even more angered at the fact that Emmett's stupidity is not only affecting me, but my brother as well! Idiot! Flip my hair back as I feel Emmett's eyes on me, silently begging me to look and forgive him. Well not this time, those puppy dog eyes aren't gonna work on me this time. Instead, I stare at how Nessie's humans are avoiding each other, yet wanting to be near one another at the same time. Silly humans; If I'm not mistaken, the girl's name is….uh….Sophie! Right, Sophie. And the boy's name is Matt…no, wait…it's Max! I think to myself in order to avoid anything about Emmett.
Now I start to get annoyed that they keep looking at one another when one of them isn't looking. Even my family can tell they want to be with each other! So why do they make it so complicated and ignore each other! The human life is so sort compared to us and they're wasting it with all this bullshit! Is someone going to do anything about this? I mentally ask.
"Leave it alone Rose." Edward says aloud. He and Bella are back on the couch snuggling, while Nessie and Mimi are going through a few songs on the playlist. I turn my attention to Alice; her face is blank and I know immediately that she is having a vision. When she snaps out of it, I see her raise an eyebrow at me. What did I do? Or what am I going to do?
As if she's the mind reader instead of Edward, Alice asks, "Rose you haven't gone yet, right?" Oh, now I get it. An evil smile is created on my face and I bite my lip. Emmett notices both of these things and looks tortured and scared (scared because of the smile, tortured because he gets so turned on when I bite my lip hahaha!)
"Why, Alice, no I haven't." I reply. I get up and fix my short, black skirt, right in front of the idiot I call my husband.
"Rose! PLEASE STOP BEING A GODDAMN TEASE!" Emmett bellows. "THIS IS PAINFUL, CAN YOU JUST FORGIVE ME ALREADY?" Instead of giving him an answer, I bend down and act as if I'm stretching, giving him a perfect view of something that he's not getting tonight. Every other male in the room besides Edward, Jasper, and Jake, take a nice little look too (not that I blame them). The girls all clear their throats and glare at the boys, to which Max and Seth can't help but blush and mutter apologizes.
"Eww, Rosalie, no one other than your deranged husband, wants to see your nasty ass out there for all of us, okay?" a drunken Jake tells me. I growl in annoyance, but head for the microphone and look through the playlist. "Thank ya!" he yells. Hmph, stupid mangy dog…
I briefly scan the list and smile when THE perfect song is in front of my eyes. Oh Emmett baby, you thought that was torture…..? I press play, lick my lips and wink at Alice. She's giggling hysterically next to Jasper (which of course, causes him to laugh a little as well). Just wait 'till you see this!
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The music starts and I sing:
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all of my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me
I swing my hips around Emmett, who can't help but stare. I laugh internally and keep singing.
I'm the kind of girl that girls don't like
I'm the kind that boys fantasize
I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
I may seem unapproachable but that's only to the boys who don't have the
Right a approach or ride that makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
[Chorus]
My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school who turned up to each class bout an hour late and when it came to the guys I'd lay, I'd always pick the ones who wont figure out that I am clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamy
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
[Chorus]
Sexy... naughty... bitchy...me
People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent
[Chorus]
I like all of my shorts to be a little too shortly
Unlike all of my guys I like them tall with money
I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am sexy naughty bitchy me
I pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls ...bitchy
Can't change I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
By the time I'm done singing, the girls are cheering me on and the boys are laughing at the agonizing look on Emmett's face!