Jerry in Wonderland

2.The Queen and her Boy

Friday Morning

"Ty, what are you talking about?" Jerry looked confused.

Ty stood there, in the school hallway among several rows of identical army green lockers. Joey stood next to him, even more confused than Jerry.

He looked at Joey, then at Jerry. You guys seriously don't get it?

"He's a jock, he's too stupid to be in the mafia." Jerry expressionlessly stated.

Ty dropped to his knees and raked a hand through his hair. "That's the joke."

"Oh" Jerry and Joey simultaniously showed their enlightenment.

"You two are so..." He looked confused himself. "You just... You can't... You're so..."

"They lack any sense of humor between the two of them?" Charlee asked, genuinely trying to figure out what Ty wanted to say.

"Ballerinas don't need humor." Jerry reminded Charlee. "And besides, real life humor is more my taste."

"Speaking of real life..." Joey looked at Jerrry.

"Don't you dare!" Jerry shouted.

"How's Wonderland, Alice?"

He instantly bolted down the hallway. Jerry, using her head went the other way and cut through a connecting hallway.

"They're going to kill each other before Jerry gets to that ballet." Ty said.

"No kidding."

"You know most of her dreams take place during a ballet."

"Maybe she shouldn't go."

"She's been to plenty."

"Are you sure?"

Charlee looked up at Ty. Real life humor, huh? "Does the Red Queen like playing mommy with little boys?"

Ty looked at her confused "I don't know. Ask Jerry."

Time skip- Midnight

Not being able to sleep was something Jerry was used to. Tonight, however, it was for a different reason. Weird dreams about Alice in Wonderland were the last thing on her mind. She was totally obsessed with practicing for the ballet. She danced in an almost robot-like fashion, Never making a mistake. She was stressed beyond belief. She had almost forgotten to use dye-safe shampoo.

Her jet-black hair was soaked, she was wearing the baggiest pajamas on the face of the planet, and she still looked graceful because of the way she was dancing. She leapt and spun over the carpet in such a graceful manner, that it attracted the attention of the White Rabbit.

Maybe I can sneak off to tell the White Queen...

The very next morning

Charlee woke up and called Jerry, but her mother said she had left. She had a bad feeling that she was ignoring a sixth sense that she needed to pay attention to, but she ignored that too, and sat down on the couch.

That's weird. Jerry's never been a morning person.She looked at the calendar. Oh, right. Jerry's ballet. She wondered if she was late. Looking at the clock, if she left now she would be early.She got up and walked to her mom's room.

"Mom, Jerry's ballet is today!"

"I know, honey do you really want me to go in my underwear?"

Charlee made a loud sound as if she were throwing up.

"All right, give me ten minutes."

"I have to help Jerry with her costume!"

"Five"

"Two, or I'll drive myself."

Her mother opened the door, fully dressed. "Time to go, sweetie."

Charlee ran to the fridge and grabbed an iced coffee from a few days ago. She bounced to the car and jumped in. Her mom smiled, as did the rabbit. They both thought she looked like a giant bouncy ball. The rabbit would have to make this into a joke for the Red and White Queens.

At the ballet

Charlee grabbed an eye pencil from her tray.

"Hold still."

"I'm trying!" Jerry said, frustrated. Her mother was off in a hallway, trying to think of a lecture about how this was not a steady job, and everyone else was here, trying to support her.

Jerry and everyone else hated to admit it, but Jerry was acting like she was four. This was probably supported by the fact that she felt four. And she was missing someone to feel four with.

"Where's Joey?"

"I dunno, maybe he fell down a rabbit hole," said Ty.

"Seriously, Ty!"

"I sorry, no idea, Jer."

Jerry pouted. This wouldn't be half as much fun without him. Joey could help her give Ty and Charlee a hard time while they were doing her makeup ( And yes, Ty was participating ).

"My Queen, I need to leave." a shadowy figure said.

"You're going to wreak havoc on the girl's ballet?" Asked the Red Queen.

"Yes, my lady." Ty said, walking away.

Disclaimer: I do not own Alice in Wonderland.

Hey you guys! If you're reading this, I have to ask... Could you please review the story? I don't know if anyone's reading it because no one seems to review :/