Hey guys. Sorry for going MIA for a few days. I couldn't think of how to write this chapter until this morning, but i think it's pretty good. This chaper is in Sam's POV and it takes place about 10 minutes after the iOMG kiss in an empty classroom. Thank you so much for all the kind reviews, you guys are awesome.
"Sam! I can't believe you took my advice and told Freddie you liked him." Carly said in an overly peppy manner. She had a huge smile on her face, its almost like she's in love.
"I didn't tell him I liked him, I kissed him." I said with a 'duh' expression on my face. For all Benson knows I just kissed him to kiss him. No strings attached. He probably thinks that because he is oblivious to everything, and I am a fairly spontaneous person.
"Kissing someone tells them you like them." Oh Carly, innocent Carly.
"My mom kisses her boyfriends, and she only likes them for their money. Also Toby kissed me when he obviously didn't like me because he was going behind my back with millions of other girls."
"Yes but normal people kiss people they like." She stated. Oh really because I can almost guarantee that Fredward doesn't like me, and he kissed me back.
"Um, Fredward doesn't like me, but he kissed me back anyway." I said, slightly frowning. Wait, why am I frowning, I am a Puckett, and Pucketts don't care what people think of them. Except I kind of card what Freddie thinks of me.
"You don't know that, he could be planning your first date right now." She said with yet another daffodilly smile on her face.
"Ok, that would make him a creeper cuz mama never agreed to go on a date with him, besides, he probably has a picture of you on his bedroom ceiling so you're the last person he sees every night." Planning his first date with me my ass.
"What about when I dated him, who broke up with who." She said with a rhetorical tone in her voice.
"He broke up with you. But that was only because he wanted to wait til' you're really in love with him." I said, knowing that the second Carly says she's in love with him he will run into her arms, even though Carly will never love him.
"He could have humored himself, pretended that was actually in love with him and waited until I would have gotten tired of being in a relationship with him, and broken it off. But instead, he listened to you, don't give me that innocent look, I know you convinced him to break up with me, and thank you, you made it easy and painless for everybody." She said. Hmm I'm glad she's so chill about her former romantic relationship with. I do wonder what things would have been like if she broke up with the dork, rather than the dork breaking up with her. The nub probably would have gone into a permanent state of depression. He might need to take some lessons from mama.
"Fredilina probably would have gone insane he needs to take lessons on being dumped from mama."
"However he will probably be taking lessons on the softer side of Samantha Puckett." How dare she go there.
"My name is Sam, don't call me by that prissy name." I said with a slight glare. Carls is the only person who can even somewhat get away with calling me Samantha. I would easily punch Melanie if she ever called me that.
"Ok, ok sorry. Still I don't think he likes me. He has to like you. Why else would he have acted so compassionate when Toby cheated on you?"
"Um I don't know he's a good friend?"
"The old Freddie who had a crush on me probably would have laughed in your face and said something along the lines of 'Why should I show compassion to youuu when all you've done for me is give me wedgies'" I don't think he would have sunk that low.
"He wouldn't have said that. He probably would have been sad that Toby and I broke up cuz he would want you to get jealous that I had a boyfriend and you didn't and then he could be your boyfriend." Exact copy of his master 'Get Carly to Love Freddie' plan.
"So you admit that he doesn't like me anymore."
"No I'm just saying that he's become less creepy with his crush on you." Yeah that explains things.
"Denial isn't just a river in Egypt sister." I thought the Nile was in Utah. Maybe that explains my 'F' in Geography. I need to start paying more attention to Miss Briggs. Yeah like that will ever actually happen.
"Ok what am I denying?" I asked. Carly opened her mouth to answer me, but she was cut off by the door of the small classroom we were talking in opened.
"Hey Sam we need to talk." Freddie said barging straight into the room.
"Ok lets talk you tell me you love Carly and I will pretend to be ok with it." I started to say, but I was cut off by the feeling of his lips on mine for the second time in 20 minutes.
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