A/N: Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Slight OOCness.
Highschool fic
Alternate Universe, kind of ?
Sexting
It was a beautiful Tuesday morning in Konoha, Sasuke was currently sitting peacefully in his homeroom quietly finishing his history assignment he didn't bother to do last night.
He currently was wearing a dark blue and white striped tank top and tan cargo shorts and some black converse.
He groaned as he heard a faint screaming of his name that began to get louder and louder as it got closer to his current location.
The faint screaming usually would either be fangirls or Naruto.
The thing was he didn't know which was worst.
Sasuke looked up from his assignment when he heard the door slam open.
Naruto stood in front of him in a bright orange t-shirt, plain blue jeans and black vans.
He currently was wheezing from probably running to the classroom.
"Teme let me use your phone!" He screamed even though they were right in front of each other.
Sasuke glared knowing that he would soon develop a headache because of this annoying blonde.
"And why would I let a nasty dobe like you use it." Sasuke muttered as he got back to writing his in his answers for his homework.
Naruto groaned, "I need to ask Hinata-chan if I can copy her math homework and I need to tell lazy-ass to lend me his English essay write-up and I need to ask Ino if she knew who thought I was cute because if I knew then I'd ask her out but she isn't telling me who SHY-GIRL is and I need to know and I need to-"
"Fine, here just get the fuck out." Sasuke said as he shoved his i-phone at Naruto.
He rubbed his temples trying to make his headache go away.
"THANKS TEME!" Naruto screamed as he ran out of the room.
Sasuke looked out the window as he saw his other friends currently arriving, he smirked.
'No Naruto, thank you for being a dobe.'
Naruto walked out of the classroom and ran straight for the boys bathroom.
He began checking to see if anyone was inside with him. After finding no evidence of any other lifeform in the bathroom he let out a loud obnoxious laugh.
If you were just walking past the bathroom minding your own business you would have thought that this guy was crazy.
Naruto wasn't crazy, he was just.. special as his friends like to put it.
A slight buzzing in his pocket interrupted his laughing.
He quickly whipped out the phone.
-1 new text message from Snookums-
'Hey it's from Sakura-chan!' Naruto smirked, thinking that his plan was going to be even easier.
He hastily opened the message,
'Hey babe did you ask Ino if she was down?'
Naruto turned his head slightly trying to understand Sakura's message.
'Down? What does Sakura mean and why does she need Ino to be down?' Naruto wondered.
He decided to just act stupid, well in his case it wasn't acting.
In a flash he texted her back,
'Down for what babe?'
He smiled, satisfied with his answer and walked to homeroom just as the bell began to ring.
Sakura was currently lying down in bed waiting for a certain blonde idiot to text her back. Sasuke had told her that Naruto would probably ask him to borrow her phone around 7:15 so she would text him around 7:20, 5 minutes before school would start.
Her phone vibrated, causing her bed to make a weird buzzing noise.
She grabbed her phone, slightly excited to see what Naruto was going to say.
'Down for what babe?'
She rolled her eyes after she had read the message, 'Pfft, if you're going to pretend to be my boyfriend at least try to sound like him.'
Sure Sasuke was whipped but he usually liked to keep his texts short and blunt, he wasn't one to call her babe in every message.
Sakura began to giggle as she pushed the send button.
'Oh Naruto I wish I was there to see your reaction.'
Naruto sat next to Sasuke in homeroom. Their teacher usually was late, like not 5 minutes but he usually was 30 minutes late and then would just tell them to have free time and not to bother him as he read.
Naruto looked to his left to see what Sasuke was doing and to see how we could bother him.
Sasuke had his head on the desk with his arms wrapped around as he slept.
'Awwe, homeroom is so boring and useless' Naruto whined to himself.
Then he suddenly felt a slight vibrate come from his pocket, he began to grin.
'Finally some entertainment up in here!'
He opened the message, as he finished reading it he gasped and almost dropped Sasuke's beloved phone.
He sat there frozen in shock.
Naruto wanted to make sure he wasn't reading it wrong so he re-read the text,
'If she was down for our threesome silly, or if she wants to have an orgy we can invite Naruto!'
His jaw hit the floor, "Sasuke-teme and Sakura-chan are swingers?"
Everyone in the class room stopped what they were currently doing and just stared at Naruto as if he was an alien.
Naruto froze, he looked like a deer in headlights after he realized that he had just said that out loud.
"That's my favorite song!" He shouted as he started doing the running man and then the sprinkler.
Everyone ignored him and began to do what they were previously doing before the loud blonde had his outburst.
Unbeknownst to Naruto a certain Uchiha was currently smirking as he had witnessed the whole ordeal going down.
Next week – Monday morning.
7:00 am
Sasuke Uchiha was currently walking to his homeroom; he was in a horrible mood.
He was wearing a plain white v-neck t-shirt and some dark blue jeans with some jordans.
He was tired and just wanted to crawl back to bed and sleep for the rest of his life.
'Fuck Mondays.' He thought as he glared at everyone that passed by him.
He opened the door to his classroom and his mood instantly began to rise.
His pinkette girlfriend was currently staring outside the window listening to her i-pod, so he probably hadn't heard him walk in.
She currently was in white spaghetti strap shirt that had little cherries printed all over it, with a green cardigan that matched her eyes perfectly, some blue jeans and white vans.
He walked behind her and pulled the hair elastic that was holding her hair up in a pony tail off.
She whipped her head around to yell at whoever had just ruined her hair to feel lips on top of hers.
Her expression went from shocked to happy as she saw it was her boyfriend.
She grinned into the kiss and opened her mouth slightly letting his tongue explore her mouth.
Just as their kiss began to get deep they heard the door open.
They quickly separated and turned their attention to who had ruined their moment.
It was Naruto.
Naruto looked at them both nervously and ran out of the room without a word.
A/N: Well I hope you guys enjoyed this short story. I'm sorry I was slow on the update I've been blah since my breakup. IF ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO GET OVER A GUY PM ME!
any ways I always love critisim, ideas and your thoughts so
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