A/N: Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Slight OOCness.
Highschool fic
Alternate Universe, kind of ?

Dedication: . requested me to continue and since I got my car taken away I decide to just write a funny extra chapter
I hope you guys enjoy it :)
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Sexting

It has been about a week since the whole sexting ordeal and Naruto has been avoiding Sakura and Sasuke like they had some infectious disease that made your face peel off and fingers slowly fall off one by one and what not.

So pretty much, Naruto was avoiding the pair at all cost.

Currently Naruto was in 3rd period English with Kakashi.

The only friends in had in this class were Sakura and Ino whom he felt awkward around.

Right now he was thankful he had been moved to the front 2 months ago because he was talking to much so he never had to see them or talk to them.

'Gah I still can't believe that Teme, Sakura and maybe Ino are swingers! I should've known Teme was gay when he kissed me back in 8th grade!'

Back in the 8th grade Sasuke and Naruto had gotten into an argument in homeroom.

Now when I say argument I actually mean Naruto was shouting at Sasuke, getting all up in his air and personal space. While Sasuke just sat and occasionally gave a few sarcastic, arrogant and cocky remarks.

However while they were arguing Choji was passing around the weekly newsletter.

Now Choji was an overweight boy, and the space between the desks were pretty small so he would bump into things and people a lot.

One of the things he happened to bump happened to be Naruto's head which ended up bumping into Sasuke's and somehow in the whole mess their lips ended locked in each others.

Now Kakashi was one of those teachers that really didn't care what you did during class as long he didn't get in trouble and you handed in your homework.

Naruto was so into his thoughts he didn't notice our pinkette approach him.

"Hey Naruto I like your shirt today, it's nice to see that you own something that isn't bright orange." Sakura said before giggling.

Naruto froze in place as he saw her come into view.

He forced a nervous laugh to come out of his 1arynx.

"Ha..ha..ha... yeah…"

Today Naruto was just in a plain black shirt and blue jeans with orange and black dunks.

He glanced at Sakura and noticed her current outfit, a plain baby pink crop top that exposed her flat tummy and some denim shorts that were slightly destroyed and plain tan flip-flops.

A voice once again interrupted his thoughts.

"Yeah Naruto you look normal for once." Ino said while smiling at him, she was standing next to her best friend.

He took notice that Ino was in a similar outfit except her shirt was purple and she had a belly button piercing.

'Are they trying to seduce me?...' Naruto's face showed horror once the thought came into his mind.

'Oh my god they are trying to make me have that orgy with them and Sasuke-teme!' Naruto let a loud shriek come out of his mouth before grabbing his belongings and running out of the classroom just as the bell began to ring.


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