A/N: Thanks for the reviews! :) This one is in more of a serious setting, but it's still good'ole Eugene being awesomely hilarous! Features pouty!Eugene and exasperated!Rapunzel. XD Please review!
Ever After
Drabble Nine: Wherefore Art Thou, Frying Pan?
The kingdom was under threat of attack, and Eugene wasn't patrolling alongside his men.
"Eugene Fitzherbert!" Rapunzel said, arms crossed. "Why aren't you out there, defending our borders like you pledged to do?"
"Well, you see," said Eugene, panicking, "I can't find my frying pan!"
Rapunzel stared. "Really, Eugene? Because you have a sword strapped to your belt!"
Eugene scoffed at the thought of such a flimsy weapon against an army. "Right, because a sword's going to do any damage to the enemy." He pouted. "I need my frying pan!"
Rapunzel sighed; it was going to be a long day.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed; please review! :)
~Emachinescat ^..^