Hey guys how you doing; just dropping a few lines before I get started here! I have a poll up on my profile concerning the pairing of my next story and I would greatly appreciate you taking the time out of your busy day to help my new coauthor (Darling-Angel-Puff) and myself out a little.

Review Replies: els- Do you want more cookies or do you want brownies this time? Lol lots of fluff in this chapter and def a lime maybe a lemon…not sure yet…

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Booksmart523- Here is your cookie for reviewing! 'Gives cookie while crying' Thanks…I think. I like writing smutty scenes but I am not particularly good at it so…

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WARNING! Slash (mxm) some limes and maybe a new lemon (not sure yet).

Last Time: They all sat and talked about the next day's lessons with Slughorn, McGonagall, and Flitwick. When the quartet got too tired to talk anymore, Sirius walked over to Remus' four-poster bed and pulled his blankets down before climbing in with him. Remus cuddled up to his boyfriend and kissed him gently on the lips, saying, "Goodnight, love." Sirius smiled and kissed Remus' forehead and said, "Goodnight, babe." They drifted off to sleep in each other's arms, and for the first time in eleven years, Remus did not have any fears of his impending transformation, which was three days away.

Chapter Six: Caramel – Chocolate Frogs and Exploding Snap

Remus slowly and unenthusiastically opened his eyes to look up at Sirius, whom was snoring softly. He grinned to himself. This was the perfect time to try out his new spell. He sat up very gradually so he would not wake his lover. He seized his wand from the bedside table and muttered the charm under his breath. He smiled and laid back down next to Sirius and acted as if he was sleeping still.

Sirius opened his eyes with a wry and tired smile. He looked down at his sniggering, sleeping boyfrie- wait. Sniggering? He had to be imagining it. No, he was not. Remus was nearly laughing his arse off. However, at what, Sirius was not very sure.

"Mooney, baby, what on earth are you dreaming about that is so funny?" He asked grinning.

"Mnufinkg" Remus mumbled into his pillow, whilst his baffled boyfriend tried to crack the irksome conundrum.

"Oh, so it's that game you want to play is it?" Sirius asked the incredibly sexy sex god that was Remus.

Remus shook with mirth as James stared on at his best mate with a wide-eyed-what-the-hell-have-you-done-to-yourself look.

Suddenly Sirius realized something was not quite right. He leapt out Mooney's bed, rushed over to the bathroom, and nearly jerked the door off its hinges as he opened it. A few seconds later, the other three heard an ear-piercing shriek.

"Mooney, please tell me you didn't." James said as he rolled off his bed laughing.

Peter was clutching his sides and had tears rolling down his chubby cheeks.

Sirius rushed back into the room and Remus found his eyes pointing towards him like daggers.

Sirius looked like an eighties prom slash M.C Hammer. His slender and muscular exterior was sheltered by a hot pink dress covered in green polka dots and his shoulder length black hair was all done up in an exaggerated up do. His face was coated in vivid make up and false eyelashes. He had a huge string of pearls hanging from his neck. In all honesty, if he shaved his legs he would be the perfect date to the Yule Ball.

Sirius ran over to Mooney's bed, tackled Remus to the floor, and started to tickle him relentlessly.

"I know it was you! Take it off of me right now Remus John Lupin!" Sirius screeched as he continued his attack with newfound vitality.

"Ok ok alright!" Remus managed through his hysterical laughter, he raised his wand and removed the charm, but Sirius was still straddling him, refusing to get up. They both felt each other's excitement with in mere seconds. Remus leaned up and captured Sirius' luscious lips in a passionate kiss. Sirius moaned into Mooney's mouth and started to mill his hips into the smaller boy's recently acquired erection.

James and Peter stared at the couple in terror.

"Oi! Mooney, Padfoot, Knock it off!" James screeched as he hurled a pillow and the two boys on the floor.

The two looked up then looked at each other and persisted kissing, just to exasperate their friends.

"I'm hungry Padfoot…" Remus whispered against his lovers tender, crimson lips.

"Whhyyy? It was just starting to get good, Moons!" Sirius grumbled as he started to suck on Remus' neck. Then out of nowhere, Sirius felt his stomach protest.

"Bye Mooney, I'm going to breakfast!" Sirius bellowed as he skipped up and ran out of the dormitory.

Mooney sat up and looked around at James and Peter, whom were just as taken aback as he was.

Then, as the three Marauders were getting motivated for the day ahead, Sirius poked his head back in, although any one could have made the simple blunder of thinking he was a vivid red balloon.

"Forget these, baby?" Remus asked grinning as he held out a shirt and a pair of tight jeans to his boyfriend.

"Thanks…" Sirius muttered as he walked back towards him, still clothed only in his black silk boxers.

The other three tried to contain their – 'ahem' – manly giggles as the four brushed their hair and teeth and got dressed.

"It wasn't that funny guys…" Sirius muttered as they made their way to the Great Hall.

"Have you given any though to your 'Coming Out Plan', Siri?" Remus asked him as he grasped his hand tighter.

"You've already put it into full effect, my Dear. It will be obvious to everyone that you are mine. However, if not, that just means I have to kick some ass later, doesn't it?" Sirius murmured into his lover's ear, sending chills down Remus' spinal column.

They arrived at the vast binary doors and started to walk through them. They found their typical seats and sat down. Lily had not shown up yet and more often than not, when she does not show up for breakfast, she is in a dreadful mood for the rest of the day. Great!

They all ate and when Remus said he was going to the Library, Sirius stood with him. However, they did not head to the large doors. Sirius had captured Remus in a tight embrace, making Remus' heart melt. Sirius grinned and took a quick look around the Hall, and then he kissed Remus softly. Remus let his eyes close as he wrapped his arms around Sirius' slim neck.

There were gasps of surprise and screams of outrage from the student population. As Remus pulled away, Sirius grinned wider and took his hand. They walked out of the Great Hall and to the Library together.

The next day, James and Peter were rushing around trying to get all their things packed before the train home left without them. They had stayed up all night playing exploding snap.

Sirius and Remus strolled to the train with them, bid them farewell and promised to write to them about all the endowments they got. The couple waltzed hand in hand through Hogsmead, looking through the shops for late Christmas gifts for each other.

Remus found the perfect gift and made Sirius leave the shop he was in so he could purchase it.

"Moonpie…Please oh please oh please just tell me what you got me?" Sirius begged as they made their way back to the castle after Sirius bought Remus his gift.

"First off, don't call me Moonpie. Second off, you won't tell me what you got me, so why should I tell you what I got you?" Remus scoffed.

"Good point, Moons." Sirius said as he stopped his incessant whining.

"Don't call me Moons either, Siri." Remus complained.

"Remmie?" Sirius mumbled.

"Yes, love?" Remus said as they ascended the front stairs of the castle.

"I love you…" Siri said coyly as he blushed.

"Yes just chucked a perfect chocolate frog!" Sirius said incredulously.

"I don't like caramel – chocolate frogs." Remus stated simply.

"Hey!" Sirius said indignantly, faking a hurt look with perfection.

"I love you too, babe." Remus said smiling sickeningly sweetly.

"Not that…You"

"I know." Remus said chucking a chocolate frog on the ground.

Hey hey, this is where I am ending this chapter, for obvious length problems! I do not particularly like going past 1500 words, despite my goal of 2000 in a previous chapter. Do not forget that I have a poll up and I will be closing it on August 15th so I can start the story! Oh! And don't forget to read Mice, Floss, Flowers, and Eyeexams and vote for the monthly Twin Exchange winner for August. True Love and Trust is now Hiatus because my plot bunny for that story, now named Henry, is ill and no longer helping me. However, I am sure he will be better soon!