Chapter Eight

Alright, just sittin' around, bored as hell...and now chapter 8's up!

Cliff- Geez, about time! I already got slapped in the face 36 times cuz I was singing my song...

Kizzle- Aww, I'm sorry. Hate to break it to you but it's not my fault that you got slapped in the face so many times...

Cliff- It is too!

Kizzle- Is not!

Cliff- Is too!

Kizzle- Is not!

Cliff- Is too!

Fayt- Cliff, Kizzle, shut up and let the fans read the damn story...we worked real hard on it for crying out loud!

Kizzle- Fine fine, have it your way Fayt...

The four saw a police car pull over on the grass in front of them. Two cops came out. One was shirtless and covered in tattoos. The other was the one Cierra, Kokoro, and Cliff knew as Officer Nox. He said to the shirtless one,

"Boss, I think we got the Invisible Boat Mobile thief in custody."

"Good work. Do you want to do the honors, or should I?" the old cop said.

"Oh, it would be my pleasure," Nox said. He turned to face Fayt and said, "You're under arrest, Maggot. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one," he rambled on.

"Okay, okay, we get the picture," Kokoro said.

"Hey, what about the right to remain silent? No one ever said I had the right to remain silent!" Fayt shouted.

"Fine, Maggot. If it'll make you shut up, you have the right to remain silent," Nox said.

"No shit," Cierra said under her breath.

"You say something Worm?" Nox asked.

"Why would it matter to you? You're just..." Cierra began to say.

"Cierra, I got it," Cliff said in his drunken state. "Why would it matter to you? You're just a heartless transvestite who can't take things seriously!" he shouted as he made a move to punch him in the face. Fayt held him back.

"That's enough. You're all under arrest for disturbing the peace. And the Invisible Boat Mobile theft of course," the shirtless cop said.

"But me and Cierra didn't do anything!" Kokoro said.

"He wasn't talking about you two worms," Nox said. Then he said to Fayt and Cliff, "Get down on the ground and put your hands behind your backs!"

Fayt and Cliff knew there was no sense in fighting when Cliff was this wasted, so they did as they were told. They were being cuffed when Cierra said,

"Kokoro, follow me to that ambulance! I got an idea!"

"An idea? Is it as crazy as the time we got Fayt off the ferris wheel at the Pot Junction County Fair because you were afraid he was gonna sing the Titanic theme song at the top of his lungs?" Kokoro asked.

"First of all, that was your idea. Second of all, we're wasting time. Just follow me!" Cierra shouted.

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"And this is what I get for spending my Saturday night with a drunk," Fayt muttered.

"I'm NOT drunk! And wasn't it your idea to go and break into the hospital?" Cliff reminded.

"No, that was your idea, Cliff." Fayt said. "Who was it who was goin' like 'Oh, Cierra! You shine brighter than a thousand suns on steroids! I can't wait to see your face again!!' Heh, and I was laughing my ass off at you because you only talked to her five minutes ago!" Fayt teased.

"Shut UP Fayt! Can a man love his girl in peace? Besides, who the hell was it who stole the Invisible Boat Mobile, hmmm??" Cliff teased back.

"Hey, I didn't know it was illegal!" Fayt said.

"Well, now you know, Mr. Square, Champion of the UP3!" Cliff said.

"Shut up Cliff! Movie lines don't really matter too much anymore..." Fayt said.

"Heh, I know. But it's still funny to see the look on your face when I say it!" Cliff said while staring into the eyes of a rather red-faced Fayt.

Fayt and Cliff were in a cell at the Lost Souls County Jail. It was a bad place for two guys like them to be in. Partly because the place had a reputation for having gay inmates. One guy hit on them both already.

X Queue Flashback X

"Hey boys, I'm Luther. Say, you look kinda cute. Kinda lonely too eh? Hey, the bars on all the cells open up really easily. Just like me..."The man named Luther said rather sensually.

"Umm...Cliff, this guy's really starting to scare me..." Fayt whispered to Cliff.

"So how about it? Wanna come into my cell and play?" Luther asked.

"Umm, sorry. I already have a girlfriend. So does Cliff over here," Fayt said.

"Aww...you two are no fun. Hey, they won't know if you don't tell them! I'm hot, I'm sexy, and I just wanna have some fun. Please? Pretty please?" Luther pleaded.

"No thanks! Gotta sink real low to do something like THAT," Cliff said.

Luther hadn't said a word to them since.

X End Flashback X

Cliff got really bored and began singing 1,000,000 Bottles of Beer on the Wall. Fayt felt as though all hope had been lost within a matter of two hours.

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"Cierra! Shade Street was down that way!" Kokoro shouted.

"Kokoro, you think I'm supposed to remember where street signs are?? I'm just trying not to hit anyone!" Cierra said from the driver's seat of the stolen ambulance.

"A little late for that! I'm sittin' here trying to keep score!" Kokoro shouted.

"Damnnn...how many you got?" Cierra asked as the vehicle swerved across the many lanes of traffic on Razorblade Drive.

"Like, fifty-two!" Kokoro exclaimed.

"Oh God, I can't beieve I killed that many people!" Cierra said.

"Don't worry, they were all preps," Kokoro said. She thought she could hear a thumping sound seconds later. "Nice going Cierra! Fifty-three!"

"Oh God, who lost their life now??" Cierra asked.

"Hey I think you hit Welch! Not bad dawg!" Kokoro exclaimed.

"Alright!! Let's party after this is all said and done!" Cierra exclaimed.

"Damn straight!" Kokoro said as they turned the corner onto Cocaine Terrace.

"Where the fuck are we going now??" Kokoro asked.

"Don't worry, I know a shortcut!" Cierra said.

That 'shortcut' Cierra mentioned took the two of them at least an hour out of the way. Cierra saw that they were going the wrong way when she saw a sign that said 'New Hampshire Welcomes You". She swerved and nearly hit a whole lane of traffic going the other way.

Two hours and a whole bottle of Pepto later, they finally got to Shade Street. They changed into nurse uniforms they found in the back. They turned on the siren again and drove as fast as they could to the Lost Souls County Jail.

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Fayt and Cliff thought they could hear a loud siren. They also thought they could hear Kokoro's voice shouting,

"Alright, alright, gimme your weed! Gimme your weed! We need it more then you funsuckers anyway!"

"Are we out of our minds?" Fayt asked.

"Before Cliff could respond, two nurses knocked down the door. The blonde said,

"Alright, give us your weed and nobody gets hurt!"

She saw Fayt and Cliff looking at them funny from behind the bars. A man who looked like a blonde version on Fayt looked at the nurses in disgust as they talked to Fayt and Cliff.

"What the hell are you guys doing??" Fayt asked.

"We came to rescue you!" Kokoro said sweetly.

"You guys made a real big scene! 'Gimme your weed'? And what's with the nurse get-up?" Fayt said.

"Fayt, shut your trap! At least they came to save us!" Cliff scolded.

"Right. Now where are the keys?" Cierra asked.

"Freeze, Maggots!" a familiar voice shouted.

Fayt, Kokoro, Cliff, and Cierra turned to face the voice that had called to them. Sure enough, Nox in all his glory was seen marching down the corridor in a stately manner.