A/N: I'm so sorry I took so long for the update, but here's ch 4, enjoy!! ;)
Disclaimer: I do not own dbz. I OWN THE UNIVERSE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yamcha crossed his arms over his chest, his face masked with anger, and frustration. He still hadn't forgiven the two about the incident in the gay bar, Krillin, and Oolong wondered if they will ever be friends anymore.
"I mean, it was an accident, it's not my fault he didn't want to listen to me. I did try to warn him. "Krillin said to Oolong, who nodded in agreement.
"You should have at least tried to stop me, you know." Yamcha murmured, peering at the two with narrowed eyes. "When I see a hot girl, my thought process isn't so good as it usually its.. you know, so you guys have to try harder."
"Oh well, it happened, you came out alright... let's just forget this ever happened, okay??"
A throbbing vein appeared on Yamcha's forehead. Throbbing so horribly, it might just burst from all the pressure. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING HAPPENED!!??? YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!??"
Krillin, and Ooolong cringed, and gave each other a nervous stare. "I guess plan B didn't work either." Krillin cleared his throat, and took a daring step towards Yamcha. "Listen, we didn't even know it was a gay bar in the first place, cut us some slack, will you?? Besides, its not my fault you didn't listen to me. None of this would've happened if you'd just listened to me."
"And to top it all off, we had to get out of there cause some guy started hitting on Krillin." added Oolong.
"Sorry man." Krillin murmured shyly.
"Hey you guys, what's up?" Goku walked in, Gohan by his side. He was five steps behind Goku. Apparently he was still traumatized by the recent event, in which he learned about the facts of life.
"Hey Goku, what brings you here?"
"I wanna spar. Anyone wanna??"
Yamcha crossed his arms, and Krillin narrowed his eyes.
"I guess that's a no. Well, I'll see you later then, I'm going to see if Vegeta wants to spar."
He an Gohan flew out of the house, and Krillin watched them, until they disappeared into the sky.
"I'll never forgive you for this... I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK ME TO A GAY BAR!!!!"
"Hey dad, I smell food." Gohan murmured, flying beside his father.
"Yeah, I know... it smells like--"
"Chili dogs." said Gohan.
"Yeah, chili dogs... hey I sense Vegeta... he's probably around here somewhere... oh, there he is!!" he shouted, waving at a tiny black dot in the sky. Soon the tiny dot got closer, and there he was, wearing his blue spandex, and armor. He stared at Gohan, and shivered slightly. He was afraid he was going to ask where babies come from again.
"Hey Vegeta, what are you doing out here. I thought you'd be training."
"I was, but I accidentally broke down the G.R. The woman is fixing it as we speak."
"Oh."
"Let's spar."
"No wait, I wanna eat first." Gohan, and Vegeta shook their heads at this.
"Kakkarot!! Is that all you ever think about!!?? Food!!??" his eyebrows twitched as he felt his own stomach growling as the delicious smell of chili dogs wafted into his sensitive nose. And no, it wasn't his boogies. (A/N: LOL!!)
"See, you're hungry too, let's go!!!" Goku begged.
"FINE!!!"
They walked into a large crowd, and found a hot dog vender just a couple of miles from where they were. The hot dog vendor was slightly irrational as he ordered 980 chili dogs, with a side order of 50 chili fries, and ten gallons of soda. It took a long while, just waiting there, and when it was finished, Vegeta handed him the money.
"Wow Vegeta, thanks."
"Peh." he murmured, grabbing a chili dog from the many colored lit boxes. It had a familiar taste, but Vegeta ignored it, since he felt so god damn hungry.
"O pghtb fggohn tght u gyhuj???" Goku's mouth was so stuffed, he could barely talk at all.
"No thanks dad, I got to go back home, before mom gets mad."
"A pfft a tif gagusgane???"
"It's not history, it's Math and Science. I told you five times already, remember??"
"Og, I ghotort."
"Okay, bye dad!!"
A half hour later...
"Boy, am I stuffed..." Goku murmured, taking a seat by a tree.
"Okay, let's spar then."
"Alright!!"
The fight began, and already Goku was at a upper hand. Vegeta gritted his teeth, and charged head first at Goku, blue energy surging all over his body, and when his fist came in contact with Goku's jaw, his head was thrown back in surprise, and he punched him there again, a string of blood now issuing past his lips.
"Damn it." Goku hissed, wiping his already swollen lip.
"Don't worry, there's more coming." he smirked, and powered up. When he did that, he heard a tiny popping sound. He powered up again, and the strange noise grew louder, and shriller.
"What the hell was that??" Vegeta spoke his thought out loud.
Goku snickered. "It was coming out of your rear end, Vegeta."
The popping noise suddenly grew even louder, and a strange smell wafted to his nose. "Is that so?? ... Yes... I can feel the bubbles..."
Goku fanned his nose, as he watched the older Saiyan fart like a banshee.
"Kakkarot... give me a minute will you... I'm gonna go... take a crap... when I'm finished, we're still gonna spar!! Got that!!??"
"Sure, whatever you say, Vegeta... take your time."
"And don't forget!!" he shouted, the erupting noises growing even louder. "Don't you forget that this battle isn't over yet!! Once I've finished with my business, we'll finish this!!"
"Sure, whatever."
"And when I'm through, I'll..." Vegeta paused, his left eyebrow twitching as a felt something bugging his spandex. "Um... Kakkarot..."
"What??" Goku moved closer to Vegeta, raising an eyebrow at him. "What's wrong?"
"I think I... I think I pooped in my pants..."
Goku's fists came in contact with his knees, as he roared in laughter. He was laughing so much, no sound was coming out of his mouth.
"First... the boogies... now this!!" Goku gasped for air. "Oh... SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!"
(cut scene here, as Goku gets his ass kicked by a very pissed off Vegeta)
A/N: I know this ch wasn't as good as the other ones, but i hoped u guys enjoyed it :)