A/N: theres nothing much to say, but enjoy!! XD
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ, but owning the universe is a lot better!!! XP
As Trunks headed back towards Capsule Corp, Vegeta searched high and low for Goku. He knew the oaf was around there somewhere. He could sense his energy, which was rising dramatically. He could also feel two other energies from where Goku was. It was Gohan, and Piccolo. He grinned, and followed the source of the energy, when he felt another energy coming towards him at an amazing speed. He grimaced, and turned towards the interrogator.
"I thought you were going back, Trunks."
Trunks appeared by his fathers side, leaning down to take a breather. "Yeah... I changed my mind." He looked around, and felt the familiar energies. "Why are we here?"
"I'm looking for Kakkarot."
"Wow, I thought you were joking around about that." Trunks laughed nervously.
"I don't joke around, son." Vegeta said with a grim frown in his face.
Trunks blushed momentarily. He just found out that he was his son a couple of hours ago, and he was already referring to him as a son. Mom is gonna flip when I tell her this!!!
"Let's get going, shall we?? Or are you going to stay behind??"
Trunks brushed his thoughts out of his mind, and returned his full attention back to his father. "R-right... let's go."
Meanwhile, Goku, and Piccolo were fighting 300 ft into the air, above a plantation field, of god knows what. Gohan had read about this particular plant once in a book, but he couldn't remember at the moment, as he watched his father give it his all as he fought Piccolo. There was a flash of light, a loud explosion, and a fist came hurling towards his face. He raised his fist in the air, and blocked the attack, and as he flew back, he produced a Kamehameha wave, which was easily deflected by Goku. The wave went sky high, disappearing into outer space.
"I'm... getting... tired..." Gohan panted, sweat literally running down his face. Goku and Piccolo also looked very exhausted, and they stopped for a while to prepare themselves for yet another match.
"You did good, son." Goku said proudly, patting him on the shoulder. Gohan smiled, but then looked at the ground miserably.
"Yeah, but... I wanna get stronger. I want to be strong like you, dad!!" He shouted, balling his fists.
The three turned their heads as they felt two familiar energies coming straight at them. Gohan was starting to sweat even more, but Piccolo, and Goku just laughed. It was as though they already saw this one coming.
Two short minutes passed, and Vegeta arrived first. "Kakkarot. Piccolo. Brat."
Gohan squirmed nervously, but regained his composure in a split second. He didn't want to show his fear in front of Piccolo.
"Hey Vegeta, what's up?? Chili dogs doing you any good??" Goku snickered.
Vegeta blushed, but then it fainted away quickly. "Shut your mouth!!! I thought I told you not to tell anyone!!!"
Trunks finally arrived, transformed as a super saiyan. "Hey, Goku. Gohan. Piccolo."
"What do you mean by that, Vegeta? And hey, Trunks. Glad you could make it."
"You and I both know what I'm talking about, so CUT THE CRAP, KAKKAROT!!!"
Gohan raised his hand to his chin, almost in observation. "Oh, I know what he's talking about. Is it about the time when he pooped in his pants???'
Vegeta growled ferociously as Trunks, Goku, and Piccolo broke down in laughter. "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!! YOU WILL DIE KAKKAROT!! YOU HEAR ME!!?? YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!" Vegeta produced a galick gun, and Goku flew straight towards it, flinging it aside with his two hands. He thought it would go into the air, but instead, it was hurling down onto the ground, heading straight towards the plantation field. There was a loud explosion, as the plantation blew into bits. There was a heavy cloud surrounding them, followed by a very peculiar aroma, which thickened around them by the passing second.
"Nice going, Vegeta!!" Goku shouted, waving his fist at the Prince.
"ME??? You're the once who reflected it, you dumb ass!!!!" Vegeta retorted. Trunks stared at his father for a spit second, and realized that something was growing out of his head.
"Hey... Vegeta... there's something growing out of your head... hahahahaha..." Trunks chuckled softly, his brain starting to buzz. Vegeta put his hand on his head, but felt nothing but his flyaway hair. He looked at Goku, and noticed that he was inflating like a hot air balloon, he could blow at any moment.
"Hahahahaha... Kakkarot... kash brit pleg sjk iuq uio." he chuckled, strange words slipping out of his tongue. Soon, everyone was growing into fits of laughter, their world of vision becoming one hell of a roller coaster ride.
Gohan leaned forwards, laughing like a madman, and through the haziness of it all, he realized what was going on. "Hey, you guys!! I think... I think we're high!!!" Gohan called out to the others.
"Wu diud iudi glohgsy ptrdwu gujhin???" Vegeta sputtered.
"High on what??" Goku managed to say as he continued to laugh for no reason at all.
"The plants... the plantation... hahahaha... it was w-w-weed." Gohan chuckled, leaning against his father. Goku laughed even harder when the cloud thickened around them.
Trunks began to fly around, making strange movements, but it was making everyone else laugh, as though they have never seen anything more funnier than that. That's how high they were. (A/N: LOL!!!)
"Ahsg yiii goo hught kekkket!!!!" Vegeta laughed, pointing his finger at Goku. "Abish tugh buth kigh fude ii uio!!!"
"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING, VEGETA!!!" Goku laughed, leaning against Piccolo, who had his eyes closed, and chuckling slightly, muttering things under his breath, like, "Chicken pies... raspberry pies... apple pies... pumpkin pies."
"Whyd yeyu iduy iiye hogt yu trnks???" Vegeta sputtered to Trunks. Trunks just shook his head in confusion.
"I don't understand you, Vegeta. What did you say??"
"WHYD YEYU IDUY HOGT YU TRNKS!!!???" Vegeta growled, shaking his fist at him. Trunks just shook his head, and all of a sudden, his eyelids were becoming heavy. He checked his watch, and he realized that it was 3:30 in the morning. They had nearly spent the whole night there, just laughing, and cracking jokes at each other.
"We should get some rest, you guys. It's already 3:30 in the morning." His voice was raspy from all the laughing.
They all landed back on the ground, instantly falling asleep as they touched the ground. As the sun came up, the strange cloud was clearing as the breeze came in.
It was 11: 30 in the morning, and Trunks eyes fluttered rapidly as the sun hit his face. He had no idea how he got there, and he had no idea why Vegeta, Piccolo, Goku, and Gohan were there with him. Just what happened last night, he thought, as the others began to stir.
"What happened?" Goku mumbled, scratching his head. Vegeta woke up ten feet away from him, holding his hand over his mouth. "I think I'm going to puke."
"Why do I have a sudden urge to eat apple pie??" Piccolo said, helping himself up. While everyone was getting up, Vegeta was still on the ground, vomiting into a bush.
"Why does everything have to happen to me??" Vegeta muttered sourly, and leaned towards the bush, vomiting some more. They were all becoming seriously worried as they watched Vegeta vomiting.
"Dude, what happened here?" Trunks said, walking towards Vegeta to see what was wrong with him. "All I remember was talking to Vegeta, then I followed him here... He wanted to fight Goku... Galick Gun... after that, it's just a huge blank."
"Pumpkin pie." Piccolo said under his breath.
"SHUT UP!!!" Vegeta roared, vomiting into the bushes again. Trunks leaned into him, hoping he could help him in some way. Gohan lifted his head up a little, and noticed where they were standing in. They were in a huge crater. He remembered there was a plantation field there, and now it was gone, as if someone threw a ki blast in it. That plantation feild was... what was it again??
"What's wrong, kid? Why are you spacing out?" Piccolo asked Gohan.
Gohan shook his head. "Oh, it's nothing, I'm just... trying to remember what went on last night," he said with a grin. Vegeta finally stood up, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. "Well... why are we standing around here for?? We have training to do!! Or have you forgotten those androids are coming in three years!!!???"
They all mumured in agreement, and they took off into the sky.
Meanwhile, the marijuana planter fell on his knees as he saw that his beautiful plantation feild was all gone. Destroyed. "This is horrible!! Why do I deserve this?? Oh why???" The man cried, hitting his fists repeatedly on the ground. His wife joined him, shaking her head at him in pure shame.
"I told you we should have done that brothel."
A/N: Okay... that was a weird ending... don't you think?? LOL!! I hoped you enjoyed this ch, and hopefull i dont get sued for the mentioning of drugs, and such...
