A/N: sorry it took me a while to update, but i have midterms coming up (sniff, sniff) enjoy ;)

"What do you mean the androids are here??!!" Trunks shouted as they rushed out of the mansion. "I... I don't get it!! I specifically said three years!!!"

"Well what if your wrong??!!" Vegeta spat, changing his boots.

"I don't know... maybe I made a... miscalculation??" Trunks said with a shrug.

Vegeta stared up at him as though he were some sort of psychopath. "Miscalculation?? We're playing with fire here!! HOW COULD YOU MAKE A MISCALCULATION!!??"

Trunks turned around, counting. "Or maybe it wasn't three years... hahahaha... I guess I don't know." Trunks grinned stupidly.

Vegeta fell down to the ground, legs twitching in the air. "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?"

"Calm down man, I know we could figure out something." He paced, and placed his hands in his pockets. "We'll call Goku, and the rest, and... I'll get more senzu beans... any ideas dad??"

"Perhaps... yes... it is possible." Vegeta said.

"What?? What is possible??"

"To ascend... to ascend beyond the super saiyan!!!"

Trunks jaw flew open. "Are you nuts!!?? Is that even possible?!"

"Yes. And I'm pretty sure Kakkarot will agree with me... in fact... I'm sure he'd figure it out long ago."

Trunks stopped pacing, and sat on the large boulder, beginning to think things over. "It is a possibility. But... won't it take a long time to--"

"I was afraid you were going to say that." Vegeta grumbled.

"VEGETA!! TRUNKS!! THERE YOU ARE!!!"

Goku appeared from nowhere, his fingers pressed on his forehead. "Good God I found you, Vegeta... he's gone... and I can't find him!!!"

Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "What the hell are you babbling about??"

"Yamcha!!! He's...(pant)... missing!!! Have you seen him???"

"Are you kidding me?? You're busying me with that stupid clown??!! Pathetic!! And here I thought you had information about the androids!!!"

"Androids??" Goku cocked his head in surprise.

"Trunks, explain." Vegeta murmured lazily.

"Well you see... Vegeta is suspicious that the andriods have arrived."

"But... it hasn't been three years yet!!" Goku shouted.

"That's what I've been trying to tell him!! But he won't listen, and he insists I made a miscalculation!!"

"It could be... but--"

"WHAT??" Vegeta and Trunks spat impatiently.

"Can you help me find Yamcha??"

Vegeta and Trunks fell to the ground, feet twitching in the air.

"Fine!! We'll go look for your stupid friend of a clown, and when we're finished with that, we'll figure out this android business!!"

"Alright!! Vegeta, you go north, Trunks, you go south, I'll check east and west!!!"

"Right!!"

"Wait!!!" Goku called out to them.

"WHAT???" Vegeta and Trunks spat impatiently.

Goku rubbed the back of his neck with a stupid grin on his face. "Which way is east??"

Vegeta and Trunks both thwacked him upside the head.

"YOU MEANIE!!!" Goku shook his fists at them, eyes flowing with tears.

Vegeta searched high and low searching for a trace of ki of Yamcha. He still couldn't find him. Perhaps it was his unbelievably low ki, he thought disgustedly.

He landed right in front of a bar, he never quite noticed before. Perhaps he could take a break, and get something to drink. He shrugged, and went inside. At once, he felt a familiar puny ki inside, and he found the weakling Yamcha in one of the bar stools. Immediately, he walked up to him, and grabbed him by the collar.

"I have finally found you, clown!! Now let's get going!!!" Vegeta exhorted, already dragging him out of the bar. Yamcha lifted his hand up defensively, and extricated himself from Vegeta.

"Hey what the hell is your fucking problem?? I'm busy!!" Yamcha whined.

"Shut your asshole before I busy myself by beating you to a tiny pulp!!!" Vegeta spat, cracking this fingers. Yamcha didn't flinch, and just frowned at his captor.

"You don't understand!! I have... business... to attend to here... like... facing my nightmare..." Yamcha shivered.

"What are you babbling about?? Spit it out already!!!" Vegeta spat, the grip on his collar growing more tighter.

"You see... this... is a gay bar, and...I met this girl here, and she had a... (cough, cough)..."

"A what, what now??" Vegeta raised his eyebrow.

"You see... she had... erm... plastic surgery, and she... had a sex change--"

"Sex change?? How is that even possible??"

"I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU!!!"

Vegeta and Yamcha turned around, only to have a white powder thrown in their faces. The two fell unconscious to the ground.

Hours later, Vegeta finally awoke, to find himself almost half naked, and tied to a half naked to Yamcha. Quickly, he scurried the ropes off of him, and tried to wake the unconscious Yamcha by giving him several blows to the head with the back of his hand. Yamcha finally awoke, and groaned, massaging his head.

"Dude... am I having a hangover??"

"Get up you pathetic clown!!"

Yamcha looked around curiously, slowly raising his eyebrow. He lifted out his nose, and froze. "Uh oh..."

Vegeta frowned. "What?"

"This is where... I... she... " Yamcha finally noticed at their half nakedness. "OH CRAP SHE'S HERE!!!" Yamcha shouted, biting his fingernails nervously. At this, the bartender walked up to them slowly, holding a whip in her hand. There was a devilish smirk playing around her lips. "Hello boys..." Yamcha nearly fainted.

Vegeta's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. "You there!!! Are you the android??!!" He spat, pointing a finger at him/her.

Yamcha raised his eyebrow. "Android?? There's an android here?? But didn't Trunks say--"

"Shut your butt hole, you butt fuck!!! Now, why are you here, and where are the other androids??!!" Vegeta spat, now turning to the bartender.

"Vegeta... look, she's--"

"I SAID SHUT YOUR BUTTHOLE YOU FARTBUTT!!" Vegeta said at the top of his lungs.

"Fart butt??" Yamcha said with a small chuckle.

"I SAID SHUT IT!!"

"But she's not an android!!" Yamcha argued.

"Don't question me!! I know an android when I see one!!"

"Uhh... what are you guys talking about??" The bartender said, who was already naked. Vegeta couldn't put into words what he saw there. It was like a nightmare becoming a reality, which he quite couldn't fathom. All he heard were his and Yamcha's high pitched screams, and he didn't even realize when Yamcha jumped into his arms.

"HOLY MOTHER OF JOSES!!!" shouted Vegeta.

A/N: sorry i left it at a cliffy... just to add more dramatics, lol