Disclaimer: I don't own Tammy's characters but I own my own, I don't own Lily's either, they're hers, I don't own Nerf, and according to the constitution I can't own Brian so I can't torture him and make him my slave…stinks…
Author's Note: This are people in my real life (Yes, I have a life, I know it's hard to believe) so please be kind to them, except Brian, you can kill him for all I care. In case you didn't guess Luna, yeah, she's based on me. What a surprise…Oh, and in case you didn't guess this takes place after WotE.
Responses To Reviewers:
Lil: I never said I wasn't a hypocrite, I'm working on it!!! I don't have problems!!!!
Flax Golden Tales: Thank you. I suppose that in a way that is what I am trying to do, plus the May in real life is what I'm basing this May on, so…I hope that it will make more sense later.
sin.nighthawk: Thank you so very, very, very, very much!!!
Lili: Thank you too!! And like I said before, I'm basing it on a real life May, so I'm just kinda going along with her…
May tapped her pencil on her text book, impatient. She had finished her math quiz, now she was waiting for the rest of the class.
She looked towards Luna, who sat two rows away after her seat next to May was switched when some idiotic boys were being troublesome. Luna's head was down, her glasses on her desk.
May sighed. She's reading, of course. Wait…May looked closer, Luna's hand moved rapidly. Scratch that, she's writing.
May sighed again. She had grown to really hate math after the teacher moved Luna. She knew Luna had too.
"Okay, gather up your things, you are dismissed."
May sighed again, she saw Luna sigh too, grabbed her things, waited for Luna to join her, and they left.
"Math is evil."
"Completely and utterly." Luna agreed.
They went to their lockers and grabbed their language arts things and departed to their classes.
"Have fun in language arts!"
"Oh I will." Luna's reply was barley audible.
May entered her classroom and sat at her desk. She looked over at the board and did as it said, opening her journal to last night's homework. As her teacher walked around checking it she started the Do Now: Grammar Book-Pgs 67-68.
May sighed. I can't believe they think we don't know the difference between nouns and verbs! We're in the eighth grade! She managed to finish the overly-easy work in five minutes. Anxious to occupy her time she began to hum.
"May! No humming!" May glared at her teacher and became slightly annoyed. The rest of the class had finally completed the assignment.
"Now, Jeff what did you underline for the noun?"
"Oh…I underlined gives."
"Jeff…that's the predicate."
"Oh…"
May barely resisted the temptation to bang her head against the desk. She closed her eyes and rested her head in her hands.
"May! Pay attention!"
Slight rage boiled up inside the pit of May's stomach.
Class carried until the end of the day. The teacher dismissed them and May was more than ready to catch up with Cassie and Luna in gym class.
"May, would you come here please?" May groaned inwardly and approached her teacher. "Now May, I know that you're smart, but…You need to stop being such a distraction and pay more attention, alright?"
May nodded, gritting her teeth. Her, a distraction?! Yeah, the boys in the corner cracking bad jokes constantly, making bodily odors constantly, and singing songs, constantly, weren't distracting at all. May's patience snapped.
There was a creak above their heads and as May's teacher looked up a stream of water came gushing forth from the ceiling. May, ignoring her screaming teacher, strained her eyes to see the cause: a rusted metal pipe.
She glanced at her horrified teacher, shrugged, and left to catch up with her friends.
Luna was waiting in front of May's class for her. "Wow May, took long enough?"
"Oh, right. And all the times that you've kept me waiting are never long."
"Exactly," Luna remember the times that she kept May waiting ten minutes on end and smiled to herself. "You know I was really impatient with you, whatever that teacher of yours was doing to keep you so long I wish that she pays for it."
The image of her teacher dripping and screaming made May laugh hard. Luna joined in, though she wasn't sure why.
Daja snatched her hand back in surprise. The thick sheet of strong iron she had just laid her hand on had simply rusted in her grip. Odd, I don't remember wanting to do that…
Confused Daja flipped a coin to the vendor to pay for the ruined steel and returned home.
Upon arriving she noticed a very wet and scowling Tris. "What happened to you?"
Tris scowled at her sister. "I was just standing on the beach, searching for storms when the ocean water just…threw itself at me!"
Daja raised an eyebrow but decided against asking more questions. How odd, she thought as she walked into the house.
"What are we doing today?" Cassie arrived in the locker room to find that Luna had just opened the locker the three friends shared.
May looked up at her, "Football."
"Joy…" Cassie grabbed her pants from the locker and pulled them on.
"Well you would know if you hadn't ditched us for the doctor last week." Luna's voice was muffled as she pulled her shirt over her head.
"I didn't have a choice!" Cassie put on her sweatshirt and slipped her feet into sneakers.
May snorted, putting tape over her newly pierced ears.
Cassie glared at her and turned back to Luna who was closing and locking the locker. "And besides, it was the dentist."
"Sure it was…" Luna and May chorused as they walked into the gymnasium where they met up with Brian.
The four followed the rest of the class outside.
When they were on the fields Brian pushed Cassie. She shrieked and charged at him. Face paling, Brian took off to the back of the field where they practiced. Laughing, May followed them. Luna grabbed a Nerf football and walked behind them.
They stopped at their spot, all panting, except Luna. When they could all breathe they took up their positions: May at center, Luna at quarterback, Cassie a receiver, and Brian on defense.
"Ichi, Ne, Ne Jou-"
"Stop counting in Japanese and throw the frigging ball!"
Luna glared at Brian "Hike!"
May tossed the ball behind her, Luna just barley caught it and sent it flying to Cassie. Cassie ran at the ball, Brian as well. Luna and May watched with amusement when they collided and fell to the ground.
Cassie slapped Brain over the head, "Idiot!"
He slapped her back, "Freak!"
"Brain Anthony!"
Brian paled again.
"Cassie Joy." They turned to see Luna smirking down at them. She put out a hand and helped Cassie up.
Brian offered up his hand "Come on Cassie! Help me up!"
Grumbling she did so. As soon as their fingers brushed jeers began.
All four heads turned to find Remy and Juliana taunting them.
"Oh look, it's little Cassie and Brian, wonder how their eighth date was?" Juliana sneered.
"Let's go ask them." Remy mocked.
Cassie dropped Brian, who she had pulled halfway off the ground. At the same moment Remy's already low shorts and Juliana's short-short shorts fell around their ankles.
At May's and Luna's hoots of laughter all the heads in gym class turned. A moment of silence, excusing Luna's and May's giggles, past and then…An uproar of laughter sounded as the entire gym class laughed out right at two of the most popular, and evil, kids in school.
Juliana screamed and pulled up her shorts too fast causing them to become stuck around her thighs. Hopping about she fell over onto the dirty grass. Loud laughs grew louder.
Remy bent over slowly, picked up his shorts, and, taking his time, pulled them up past their usual spot that exposed his boxers. This time he pulled them up to his waist.
He walked over and pulled up Juliana. She whimpered a bit and calmly pulled up her short-short shorts. The two then simply turned and watched away slowly.
"Where're they going?" Cassie finally pulled Brian up.
"Probably to guidance." Luan suggested.
"No, you think?" May smiled at her friend.
The four friends shrugged and continued their game. They shifted positions so that Brian was at center, May a quarterback, Luna a receiver, and Cassie on defense.
"One, two three-"
"Oh, so original."
May slapped Brian upside his head. Grumbling he threw the ball to her. May, in turn threw it to Luna. While running after the ball Luna's foot turned wrong. With a yelp she fell, ball in her grip. Grimacing she turned and screamed. Cassie was hurtling towards her. Realizing too late that Luna would not move Cassie stumbled and fell onto of her friend, muffling her cry. May gave her own cry and raced over to help Cassie off and Luna up. Brian, following her, stopped.
Cackling came from behind. Turning he found Alfred and Denis cracking up behind him. Seeing that he had noticed them they jeered: "Wow, your friends are so lame Romano." They fell back into their laughs.
Brian went cold inside.
Suddenly their laughs turned to cries of pain. Roots had been pulled from the ground and laid limp on the grass. The boys had whelps on their foreheads. They rubbed them, glaring at the vines.
Grinning mischievously at them Brian left to go help May and Cassie take Luna to the nurse.
The man and his wife gasped and leapt behind a booth, leaving their fallen breeches and skirt and on the ground in front of Briar's stall.
Sandry gasped as well and covered her mouth with her hand. She had accompanied Briar to the market to help him sell miniature trees.
"What was that?" Briar's breath tickled her ear.
"I have no idea." Sandry flushed and sank down behind the stall.
Briar shook his head at her and turned to a man who seemed interested in a willow. "Hello Sir-"
Briar was cut off by the man's screams as the tree's roots ripped themselves from the soil and struck his face. Infuriated the man walked away. Briar gaped after him.
"What was that?" Sandry's voice stirred his thoughts.
"Stuff it."
Author's Note: Second chapter over and posted, Sweet!!! Thanks again for the reviewing peoples!!! It would be nice if more of you did….No offense if your name is Remy, Juliana, Alfred, or Denis, those are names of peoples I hate, not you necessarily. I'll try to update soonish!!!! Also sorry if i misspelt the japanese numbers, Google was being evil to me and wouldn't show me the thing.