A/N: GAH sorry sorry for not updating ,but I've had exams (including a GCSE NOT SPOSED TO HAVE THEM FOR ANOTHER 2 YEARS!) and also that last DW eppie sent me sorta crazy CAN YOU BELIVE IT! and I considered waiting till the next series but that would be stupid and how could I do that IT WOULD BE EEEVIIIIL!RIGHT ON WITH THE SHOW!
Doctor: *covers ears* OW can you quit screaming please.
GB7991: I don't think so
Doctor: I assume river is in the TV show too?
ITL: YUP! and she is sooooooooo awesome! and you and river are sooo sweet!
Doctor: *sighs*
GBC: WHAT? YOU ARE! hey... what was the last time you saw river?
Doctor: Well we were fighting the creatures called the s-
ITL+GBC+GB7991: SILENCE?
Amy+rory+doctor: *cover ears*
doctor:Yup
GB7991: Ok whats the most recent adventure you had?
Doctor: Well we meet someone called Captain-
GB7991+ITL+GBC: AVERY?
Doctor: yes... and
GB7991: Toby?
ITL: A siren?
GBC: They were pirates?
Doctor: *sighs* yes, yes, and , yes
GB7991: WAIT so if you've only just had Captain avery
GBC: And you've done the silence
ITL: That means-
Gb7991+GBC+ITL: *GASP*
Doctor+amy+rory: What?
GBC+GB7991+ITL: *wave fingers* Spoilers! *burst into hyper giggles and clapping*
Rory: We've seen a lot of stuff but you three are without a doubt the weirdest
GB7991: Why thank you Rory, ANYWAY what are we doing sitting around chatting when River is calling!
Doctor: I assume you'll be coming then
Rory: aren't they a bit young?
Doctor: I suppose...
GBC: You were gonna take amy when she was seven!
ITL: And we're older than that
Doctor: FINE! *goes to control panel and starts up the tardis*
*Tardis wires into action*
GBC+ITL+GB7991: YES!
Amy: This'll be interesting.
*tardis materializes on a large desertish landscape, except the sand is a deep purple, two large blue suns shine down in a pale orange sky River Song is standing in front of Materializing tardis*
Doctor:*steps out* River :)
River: Hello Sweetie
Amy+ Rory: *step out*
Amy: so what's up River?
River: Well I felt like taking a stroll,
Rory: out of prison?
River: I need a change of scenery every of often
Doctor: Anyway!
River: Well I picked up some very strange dimetional readings *holds up wrist with vortex manipulator on*, and they were coming from you're Tardis.
Rory: Oh, that would be them.*jerks thumb over should at the Tardis*
GB7991+GBC+ITL: *come out of tardis*
GB7991: *waves hyperly* yeh that would be us :D
GBC: Sorry about that :D
River: And who might you three be?
GB7991: Weeeeeell I'm Girlbubble7991
ITL: I, be InTheLoft
GBC: And I'm Gleek-Bertha-Cecily
GB7991+GBC+ITL: AND WE'RE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!
River: *smiles* that's nice
Rory: Wait, there's more
ITL: HE'S RIGHT!
GBC: THERE IS!
GB7991: MEEEEEP!
River: *glances at GB7991* erm
GB7991: Sorry, the more is
GBC: in our dimension
ITL: The doctor and the tardis and Amy and rory and you and all the doctors friends and all the adventures.
GB7991+GBC+ITL: are a TV show
River: *unfazed* Really, now I've seen a lot but that is very, very, interesting.
Rory: wow you seem so much calmer about this than us.
River: anythings possible Rory, remember that
GB7991: are you and the doctor going to do diaries?
River: Well aren't you just the experts.
GBC: Just a tad
ITL: you could say that, what is this planet anyway?
Doctor: *sniffs* it would seem to be Certaro, an uninhabited, very colourful planet.
*suddenly there is a loud rumbling and the ground shakes and everyone falls over,*
Amy: *shouting over rumbling*IF IT'S UNINHABITED WHAT'S DOING THIS?
Doctor: FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME POND, I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING!
ITL: *suddenly gets sucked under sand*
GBC+GB7991: *gasp* INTHELOFT!
Rory:*vanishes under sand*
Amy: RORY!*vanishes under sand*
Doctor: AMY!
River: *gets sucked under sand*
Doctor: RIVER!
GB7991: UH OH!*vanished under sand*
GBC: ME TOO! *vanishes under sand*
Doctor: Oh no. *Vanishes under sand, leaving an empty landscape*
A/N: oooo look at that cliffhanger, I really need to stop now anyway cause it's midnight, and I just realized I need to sleep, anyway, hope you liked this chapter, now then I would like a few suggestions as to what alien should be behind this kidnapping, I'm going for a known DW alien so SUGGESTIONS PLEEASE :D