Strudelcutie4427 has entered the chat room.

AgentP has entered the chat room.

Strudelcutie4427: Ah, Perry the Platypus. We meet again…

AgentP: Oh, save it for the next time I blow you up.

Strudelcutie4427: : (

AgentP: You learned how to do the face things?

Strudelcutie4427: Obviously! (is pleased)

AgentP: Meh, I bet you still don't know what emoticons are.

Strudelcutie4427: What?

AgentP: XD

That

Strudelcutie4427: Seriously, what?

AgentP: That thing. The 'XD'

Strudelcutie4427: What about it?

Wait, you mean the channel? The one I tried to change to say 'XDOOF'?

AgentP: *sigh*

You'll find out eventually…

DrCoconut has entered the chat room.

DrCoconut: Hey, Agent P, Major Monogram wants to talk to you.

AgentP: What about?

DrCoconut: Doofenshmirtz, he's up to something.

Strudelcutie4427: No I'm not, I'm right here!

DrCoconut: What?

…YOU'RE Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

Strudelcutie4427: Duh.

AgentP: I hate to agree with my nemesis…

But that definitely warranted a 'duh'.

DrCoconut: Oh, no, I've got to warn the Major before he remembers his password!

MajorMonogram has entered the chat room.

MajorMonogram: Good to see you, Agent P.

And you too, Carl.

You know, I've always wondered why you picked that name.

DrCoconut: Not important, sir…

MajorMonogram: Quiet, Carl, or I'll cut you out of the chat.

DrCoconut: o.O

MajorMonogram: So, Agent P. Your mission today is to stop the evil Doctor Doofenshmirtz from doing whatever he's doing.

Strudelcutie4427: I'm not doing anything!

MajorMonogram: Do you want me to disconnect your computer, Carl?

DrCoconut: No, sir, that wasn't me.

MajorMonogram: Oh. You're not Carl.

Wait, Doofenshmirtz?

AgentP: I call the first duh.

Strudelcutie4427: Oh, curse you, Perry the Platypus.

MajorMonogram: Did you say you're not doing anything?

Strudelcutie4427: I call the second duh!

AgentP: Well, I've got dibs on third. If there is a third.

Strudelcutie4427: There will be.

MajorMonogram: So you're not doing anything evil at all?

Strudelcutie4427: No, I'm building a chat room eliminate-Inator to blast all you guys out of oblivion. XD

AgentP: :)

DrCoconut: o.O

MajorMonogram: Carl, that's not even a word.

Strudelcutie4427: No, it's an emoticon

AgentP: You learned! :D

I'm so proud of you. ^_^

Strudelcutie4427: Yeah, I got out the slang dictionary (for translating whatever Vanessa says)

AgentP: Useful! Where do they sell such a thing?

Strudelcutie4427: I don't know, Norm found it

theenemyoftheplatypus has entered the chat room.

theenemyoftheplatypus: Hello, children!

MajorMonogram: This is just ridiculous!

MajorMonogram has left the chat room.

DrCoconut: I agree, see you later Agent P!

DrCoconut has left the chat room.

AgentP: Nice username, Norm.

Strudelcutie4427: I picked it out for him!

theenemyoftheplatypus: The enemy of the platypus is man!

AgentP: Hey, if the enemy of the platypus is man, why didn't you eliminate me years ago?

Strudelcutie4427: Uhhhhh…

Bad luck?

AgentP: Nope, must be me. :D

Strudelcutie4427: Don't let it get to your head or anything!

AgentP: Too late!

theenemyoftheplatypus: Well, I've got to go. Sheila's waiting!

AgentP: Who's Sheila?

Strudelcutie4427: His icicle popstick bride.

I still can't believe you named it that!

AgentP: Surely you can't be serious. :)

Strudelcutie4427: Bad joke, Perry the Platypus.

AgentP: It's not funny if you don't finish it.

Strudelcutie4427:…!

Oh, all right.

Don't call me Shirley.

AgentP: *awesome face*

theenemyoftheplatypus has left the chat room.

AgentP: Well, this has been…

Weird.

But I've got to be going.

Strudelcutie4427: Wait, I've got this feeling there's something I wanted to ask you about and now I can't remember what it is.

AgentP: Good. That means I can leave.

Strudelcutie4427: Noooo!

AgentP: I'm leaving now…

Strudelcutie4427: No, no, it's on the tip of my tongue. Hold on…almost got it…

AgentP: I hope this doesn't become a tragic back story later…

Because I'm so out of here.

Strudelcutie4427: I'VE GOT IT!

I was gonna ask you about your tragic back story!

AgentP has left the chat room.

Strudelcutie4427:…

Oh, COME ON!

Strudelcutie4427 has left the chat room.