AgentP has entered the chat room.
Strudelcutie4427 has entered the chat room.
Strudelcutie4427: Oh, there you are, Perry the Platypus!
AgentP: You say that like you couldn't find me or something.
Strudelcutie4427: Oh, that. I updated the internet because it told me to, and now I can't figure anything out.
AgentP: You do know they have video tutorials, don't you?
Strudelcutie4427: I couldn't get that to work, either!
But now I'm off topic. I was going to ask you about something.
AgentP: If it has anything to do with my job, my personal life, or any information which could possibly get me destroyed at the hands of one of your ridiculous schemes, then I'm officially mute again.
Strudelcutie4427: No, no, it's not like that.
I just wanted to ask you about your tragic back story.
AgentP: -.-
I think that could be classified as personal information.
Strudelcutie4427: Oh, come on! I've told you every back story from my past!
AgentP: Even when they bored me to tears.
Strudelcutie4427: Well, you can bore me to tears.
AgentP: That's only because you're actually interested. And you can forget about me telling you anything.
Strudelcutie4427: Please?
AgentP: No.
Strudelcutie4427: Pretty please?
AgentP: N-O no.
Strudelcutie4427: Pretty please with sugar on top?
AgentP: You are so childish.
…and I still say no.
Strudelcutie4427: I hate you, Perry the Platypus. _
AgentP: Yes, yes, I hate you too. Now go away.
MajorMonogram has entered the chat room.
MajorMonogram: Good morning, Agent P.
Strudelcutie4427: Oh, for crying out loud. It's the middle of the day!
MajorMonogram: Go away, Doofenshmirtz. I'm trying to talk to Agent P.
Strudelcutie4427: Everybody tells me to go away! What's with that?
…And why don't you just call him?
MajorMonogram: Tech issues.
AgentP: AKA, Carl lost his phone.
MajorMonogram: !
Strudelcutie4427: LOL
MajorMonogram: In my defense, it was Carl's fault.
Strudelcutie4427: Suuuure… XD
AgentP: ROTFL
Strudelcutie4427: Wait, what is that? What does that mean?
AgentP: It's an acronym.
Strudelcutie4427: I thought your organization didn't have cool acronyms.
MajorMonogram: Can we get back on topic here? You guys are stuck on a huge tangent.
AgentP: He has a point.
Strudelcutie4427: Oh, sure. Let's all gang up on the evil scientist. : (
I'm just going to go get some snacks or something.
MajorMonogram: ANYWAY, Carl and I thought it was about time to update your personal files, Agent P.
AgentP: Uh, sir. Now might not be the best time…
MajorMonogram: Well, actually, I should be specific. Carl lost the papers about your parents, and neither of us can remember what kind of information it had about them.
AgentP: Sir, why don't I just go down to the lair?
MajorMonogram: Because, I need your input. Now, I know they were agents too, but Carl can't find their papers either.
So what was it that happened to them again?
AgentP: Now really isn't a good time, sir.
MajorMonogram: Wasn't one of them missing in action?
AgentP: Would you listen to me? That's why I use this program, you know.
MajorMonogram: Yes, missing in action…and then the other one just vanished.
AgentP: Sir, it's true that they're both missing.
But isn't that enough for right now?
What if Doofenshmirtz comes back?
Strudelcutie4427: Okay, I'm back! What did I miss?
MajorMonogram: Oh, I was just talking to Agent P about his parents.
AgentP: Sir, please! He'll see all the previous information!
MajorMonogram: He can do that?
Strudelcutie4427: I can do that?
MajorMonogram: Oh, it's this blasted internet. I got it updated and now I can't figure anything out.
Strudelcutie4427: Don't you just hate that?
AgentP: Don't you dare go looking at that information, Doof!
Strudelcutie4427: I'll do what I like!
Wait, did you just call me 'Doof'?
AgentP: Would you like me to call you something else? Doofy, perhaps?
Strudelcutie4427: Where did THAT come from?
AgentP: Just about a million places on the internet. : )
MajorMonogram: On a tangent again…
Strudelcutie4427: Oh, right. Back to sneaking a peek at all your information! And there's nothing you can do to stop me!
HAHAHAHAHA!
AgentP: That was supposed to be a distraction!
MajorMonogram: Oh. Whoops.
Strudelcutie4427: Ooh, there's stuff about your parents in here? And they were agents too? Great, now I've got three platypuses to worry about!
…Wait, missing in action?
For some reason, you don't strike me as the kind of guy who'd have issues with his parents.
AgentP: You can't exactly have issues when you've never met them!
!
MajorMonogram: Uh, Agent P? I think he can see that, too.
AgentP: Agh! Why did I type that in?
Strudelcutie4427: You never met them? Ever?
Well, how is that possible? It's crazy enough that my parents didn't show up when I was born…I didn't think anybody else would have issues like that.
AgentP: I'm a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action, remember?
Platypuses lay eggs.
Strudelcutie4427: Oh, yeah. That makes sense.
But still, that's kind of shocking.
MajorMonogram: You should see Carl's face right now. He's reading over my shoulder.
Oh, Carl. I think he's crying.
AgentP: Carl! This is embarrassing enough! DX
MajorMonogram: You have a good point, Agent P. I'll have Carl set up your lair with some sort of private messaging system, and we'll talk there.
Sorry about all this.
MajorMonogram has left the chat room.
AgentP: Well, you can go ahead and laugh at me now. Or taunt me about something or other. Or say that now that you know that, you can finally destroy me in some obscure way.
Strudelcutie4427: Well, normally I would…
But I still haven't heard your tragic back story. Not all of it, anyway.
AgentP: *stressed sigh*
Fine. If you want to hear it, then fine.
To put it simply, my parents were secret agents, too. Apparently, my dad went out on a mission while my mom was at home watching me once. Like I said, they disappeared before I hatched, so I don't know exactly what happened, but somehow she went missing. I don't know why my egg wasn't lost too.
Strudelcutie4427: …harsh…
AgentP: And from what I gathered from the other agents who remember him, Dad took it really hard. He…well, he just vanished. No one knows where he went.
…And I've never heard from him since.
Studelcutie4427: o.O
AgentP: Well, you can laugh now. Go ahead. I don't even care.
Strudelcutie4427: …
Um…ha ha.
Lol.
AgentP: You don't sound very enthusiastic…
Strudelcutie4427: Uh…text can be misleading.
AgentP: Don't tell me you're actually sympathetic.
And are you still using that voice recognition software?
Strudelcutie4427: Yeah, why?
AgentP: I knew it, you are sympathetic!
But you can't feel sorry for me. I'm your nemesis, and you're the bad guy.
Strudelcutie4427: That's what I keep telling myself!
…I mean, nothing.
AgentP: See, this is why I didn't tell you. Now things are all awkward.
…This is why I stay silent.
Strudelcutie4427: As opposed to talking?
AgentP: Of course not. Not unless you speak platypus.
Strudelcutie4427: That's what I should create; something that lets me translate whatever you say.
AgentP: I'd only criticize you, you know.
Strudelcutie4427: Yeah, I guess. X)
AgentP: XD
Strudelcutie4427: Well. This has actually been pretty…fun.
AgentP: …
Just between us two, I guess it has.
Except for the tragic back story.
Strudelcutie4427: I'll just try to forget about it.
AgentP: That's got to be the most out of character thing you've ever said to me.
Strudelcutie4427: Meh, it's been a long day. :)
A very long, confusing day.
AgentP: Yeah.
…This is gonna sound weird, but…
You wanna do this again sometime?
Strudelcutie4427: …Ah, why not?
But nobody tells Monogram.
AgentP: Or Carl.
Strudelcutie4427: Or Vanessa.
AgentP: Or anybody.
Strudelcutie4427: Yeah. XD
AgentP: So…got any evil plans coming up?
Strudelcutie4427: Oh, you're going to love this one.
Just wait and see. : )
AgentP: What, you won't tell me?
Strudelcutie4427: You've got your secrets and I've got mine.
Temporarily, anyway. XD
AgentP: LOL
Tomorrow, you're so going down.
Studelcutie4427: We'll just see about that!
HAHAHAHAHA!
AgentP: Bring it on! : )
Strudelcutie4427 has left the chat room.
AgentP: And…
Thanks for caring.
AgentP has left the chat room.