Staying Home

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own OHSHC

CLAIMER: I DO own the awesomemazing plot.

"Haruhi! How do I use this commoners shower!" Tamaki asked from the bathroom.

"Seriously Sempai you have different showers?" I said back unimpressed.

"What? We are the rich; it would look strange to have a commoners shower!" Tamaki hollered back like I was some idiot.

Damned rich people, "Coming Sempai; make sure to put a towel on!"

"Hey Haruhi, how do we turn on this miniature oven and get this popcorn to pop?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked as they studied the popcorn bag and the microwave.

"Really Kaoru and Hikaru, that's a microwave and the popcorn bag; just unwrap and put it in the microwave for 2 minutes." I said, wondering how exactly they fend for themselves at home before remembering they had maids.

"Haruhi!" Tamaki called from the bathroom.

"I'm coming Sempai!" I called back from the kitchen as I started to make my way down the hallway.

"The microwave isn't working." The twins said in annoyance.

"Plug it in!" I called back, my annoyance meter inching up.

"Haruhi!" Tamaki said, now walking out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist.

"Everyone just shut up!" I screamed. Just then the 3 of them were there hugging me.

"Aw Haruhi-chan; you're so cute when you're angry." Kaoru said happily.

"Hey keep your hands where I can see them." Tamaki said while eyeing Kaoru's wandering hands.

"This from the guy in nothing but a towel that is hugging his 'daughter'" Hikaru said, pointing it out to both me and Tamaki.

"Uh well… Um…" Tamaki started to panic; I was still trying to squirm out of the embrace.

Then Kyoya, Mori, and Hunny walked in.

"Hi Haru-chan!" Hunny said happily from Mori Sempai's shoulders. He then studied the situation closer and confusion then embarrassment came over him. I looked down and realized I was still in my pajamas of an over sized t-shirt and a pair of shorts that were hidden underneath.

"Well um… We didn't mean to interrupt anything, we're sorry." Hunny said, urging Mori towards the door.

I had a horrified look on my face; Sempai actually thought that something like that would happen.

"Hmm… This'll be interesting to add to all your files." Kyoya said while jotting something down on his clipboard.

"Wha…! No! Nothing happened! Agh get off me you idiots!" I said while freaking out.

"Oh Haruhi, we shouldn't hide anything from them…" Hikaru cooed.

"What are you talking about Hikaru!"

"Oh come on Haruhi; you must remember last night." Kaoru whispered in my ear. I jerked back and right into Tamaki's chest.

"Nothing happened last night! What are you talking about?" I yelled.

"What! You did something to my daughter!" Tamaki exclaimed, going all pychso-over-protective-dad-even-though-he-isn't-actually-a-dad-but-has-spiky-teeth-and-fire-in-eyes-anyways on the Hitachiin twins.

"Aw come on boss, we both know that you don't really think of Haruhi as your daughter." Tamaki started blushing and freaking out.

"Well I'm going to have to agree with the twins on this one Tamaki." Kyoya said looking up from his clipboard.

"Ha ha Tamaki; even Kyoya agrees with us." The twins taunted.

Tamaki was then dramatically smashed against a wall and then returned to a corner to sulk while a thunder cloud rained over him as mushrooms sprouted out around him.

"Haruhi why can't we just live at the mansion while your dad is out of town; because really, this place is too cramped for all of us…" Hikaru said with a completely bored look.

"Hey Haruhi, what is this?" Tamaki asked me while taking a very frilly pink camisole out of my drawers.

"Sempai get out of my personal drawers!" I screamed. I turned to Hikaru and Kaoru who were now leaning back to back since they knew that they had won. "If living at your mansion means getting Tamaki Sempai out of my stuff then fine; I'll go pack."

"YAY! Haru-chan is going to live with you which means at Kyoya, Mori, and I can visit more!" Hunny squealed; and yes, my 17 year old sempai can squeal.

"Well I guess it does mean we can keep a closer surveillance on them…" Kyoya mumbled while jotting something down on his clipboard.

"What! Closer surveillance!" I yelled, completely mortified that Kyoya and his creepy team have been watching me.

"Yes… And by that way Haruhi; you might want to consider wearing more clothing to bed." Kyoya said with a chuckle.

"What! Kyoya how could you perv on our daughter! Daddy will not allow this! Come on daughter of mine; let's escape from these sick people." Tamaki said, suddenly coming out of his depression and hugging me while also trying to drag me out the door.

"Let go of me Sempai! And stop referring to me as your daughter, Kyoya as my mom, the twins as my brothers, and Honey and Mori as the neighbors! I mean gawd, why do you have to act so stupid?" I screamed at him.

I knew it was harsh but I had simply had enough of him trying to make it like we were one big happy family.

Tamaki's face darkened and he dropped his arms to his sides. "Fine, if that's how you feel Haruhi then I guess there's no point in me being here." He then picked up his still unpacked duffel bag from beside the door where he had left it when he moved in and left the apartment.

The whole Host club and I stood there in silence. Then the twins put their arms on my shoulders.

"You know," Hikaru started.

"You're going to have to apologize to him," Kaoru continued.

"Because he really does want to protect you Haruhi…" They both finished in sync.

"The twins are right Haruhi. Tama-chan really does want to protect you and even if he's stupid sometimes it's only because he feels of you as more of a daughter but he doesn't know how to express it." Hunny said.

"Hunny is right. We all think of you strongly Haruhi, but Tamaki even more… There might also be someone else, but it's up to them to tell you." Kyoya said.

"…" Mori Sempai nodded and so did everyone else in agreement. I sighed and went to my room to pack so that I could go and move in with the twins, knowing that despite what happened they were still going to make me.

Hmm so what did you think! It was both funny and dramatic (or at least from my perspective it was!). So anyways Please review!

-JAMZD