BETA

In a dark backstage area…

"Remind me why we're doing this?" asked Lightning, who's in Aya Brea's clothes.

"Because the boss says so." Tifa shrugged. She was wearing her cowgirl outfit.

"Well let's get this over with." Laguna groaned, "This Galbadian uniform is freakin tight!"

"Just don't get a boner lookin at me," Prishe smirked, "Don't I look sexy in this. It was worth going to that Sunbreeze Festival."

"I'm sure it was." Kain muffled through is Hood Man outfit, "And why is Yuna wearing a wedding dress?"

"To marry me in this heavy armor of course!" Gilgamesh said proudly before getting kicked in the balls by Yuna.

"Like hell." she said, "And why is he here?"

She pointed at Desperado Chaos, who roared at her.

"They say that he's counted as one of us." Aerith said, who was wearing a white dress, "Too bad he can't talk anymore in that form."

Prishe laughed, "Truly too bad!"

"It hard to believe we won against the originals a few day ago." The tactics uniform-wearing Vaan noted.

A week ago, the newbie met with the originals. But thanks it Cloud, Tidus, and Terra, they was a massive free-for-all between the two factions until the boss decreed a series of matches.

Gilgamesh won against Bartz, Prishe won against Cloud of Darkness, Kain won against Golbez, Yuna won against Jecht, Laguna won against Ultimecia, Vaan won against Garranth, and Lightning won against Garland. However the most notable battle was Tifa vs Sephiroth.

When Tifa was in trouble, Aerith went in to block, but was hit by Sephiroth's Hell's Gate on purpose, outraging almost everyone. Tifa, in a rage, brutally destroyed Sephiroth, ending the battle with a 9999 damage Final Heaven. After the battle, Aerith was okay, but Sephiroth was not, as he was beaten down by the Warriors of Cosmos. Even Jecht, Tidus, Cloud, and Terra joined in. After that, everyone got along again, to everyone's confusion.

"Quite eventful, to be honest." Laguna said.

Ariel's voice came on the speaker, "We're on and live in 30 seconds. Get ready."

"Right…" they all grumbled.

A few moments later…

The audience cheered as the lights came on, reveals a talk show-like setting with a stage.

"Welcome everyone, to the Fantasy Soup!" Ariel said, "Where the jokes are fresh, and the graphics are from the seventies. Without further ado, hosts, come on out!"

Everyone cheered as a man and a woman came out.

"Looks like we're clockin in early, for Reno is here!"

All the fangirl squeals and yelled, "We love you Reno!"

"And I'm Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasica, the Queen of Dalmasica."

She said his in a bored tone, but was cheered nonetheless.

"We'll be getting on with the question in a moment, for we're giving YOU," Reno pointed at the screen (at you), "5 more minutes until we get this show on the road."

"Also, you know what to do." Ashe smirked she took out her blades, "You do have the freedom to give us questions."

Reno shakes the camera, looking mad, "SO GET TO IT!"

From the author: I shall continue this if I get two or more questions from YOU. Don't be shy. Besides, Reno and Ashe are waiting!