Author's Notes: I'm lazily bored.

Note: Those who have DLC outfits are wearing them.

Late Easter

Mansion Front Lawn

"Oh hell to the fuck no!" Lightning screeched, "You can't pay me gil to go on a Easter egg hunt!"

"Too bad Light." Ariel said, "Everyone doing it, so live with it."

"C'mon Light," said Kain, "Be happy once in a while."

"She's never happy!" Prishe groaned.

Everyone nodded in unison, infuriating Lightning more.

Aerith twitched her bunny ears she was wearing, "So what in the eggs?"

"The usual." said Ariel, "Candy, gil, items, and other stuff. And they're hidden all over the mansion."

"Inside and out." Taylor added.

"I guess being a pirate has it's perk." Vaan said, proud.

"As long as you don't stretch your arms like another pirate." Tifa smirked.

"And no using the Rift as a shortcut Gilgamesh!" Aya snapped at him.

"Yes…" he grumbled.

Feral Chaos just roared.

"So what do we get from this?" asked Yuna.

"A free pass to get out of any other game we play."

Lightning was more focused now.

"To make sure there are no BS," Ariel continued, "We have a new friend with us today to help me and Taylor out."

"Who, your twin?" Gilgamesh asked.

"No, but she'll be here someday." Ariel answered, getting a groan from the Dissidia cast.

"Meet the newest member of the OC Security Team (a/n: until I can come up with a better name lol)" Aya said, "Come on out!"

Out came a girl with pink hair and red eyes. She's wearing a little black dress under cream colored duster cardigan similar to Rinoa's but with long sleeves, and knee high cream boots. Holstered on her legs were twin pistols.

"Hold on, I got this." Gilgamesh straightened himself out and walked over to the newcomer. "Hey there babe. What's your name?"

The girl took out her gun and shot him in the foot, making him hop up and down in pain.

"Name's Zoey." she said, twirling her gun before holstering it, "Nice to meet ya."

The Dissidia Cast were all looking scared now.

Later…

So far, there were no problems, if can counted the fifth time Gilgamesh tried to disguise himself as an egg to ambush Aerith and Yuna. His latest attempt earned him a Mega Flare, sending him flying.

Meanwhile, Ariel, Taylor, and Zoey were all on the top of the mansion overseeing everything.

"So far so good." Taylor noted.

"I wouldn't say that." said Zoey, pointing.

Lightning and Kain were both engaged in a tug-o-war for a red egg.

"What's in there anyway?" asked Zoey.

Ariel looked at Taylor, who was the one that packed it.

"Candy!" Taylor laughed, making Ariel and Zoey fall to the floor.

Just then, the egg slipped out of the warriors' hands and into the basket of Laguna.

"Lucky!" he said before heading to the next area.

At the end of the day…

After plenty more of pain and suffering, Aerith was deemed the winner with Yuna coming in second, followed by Feral Chaos, Prishe, Tifa, Laguna, Vaan, Kain, Lightning, and Gilgamesh.

"That was fun!" squealed Aerith.

"Forget that." Prishe snapped, "How the hell Feral Chaos came in third place is beyond me."

"And why am I in the bottom three with these losers?" grumbled Lightning.

"Who cares what you think Light." said Zoey, "Be happy that you're not in last place."

They looked over at Gilgamesh, who was in the dumps.

"So what do the winner get?" Yuna asked.

"A wish granted of course." Ariel answered.

Aerith thought about it, "Mmm… Tomorrow, how about a trip to the hot springs for us girls!"

"What?" cried Kain as Laguna shrugged.

"Hell yeah!" Tifa and Prishe cheered as Lightning sweatdropped.

"The hot springs it is then." Yuna nodded.

To be continued…