Author Notes: I used DOA Hot Springs as a base for this chapter. Sorry for the hiatus. Life and laziness got in the way.

Notes: Keep the OCs comin!

Dissidia Hot Springs Part One of Two

"Whee!" Prishe jumped into the hot springs, splashing all the girls with hot water.

"Ow!" Lightning yelled, "Prishe!"

"Sorry! Couldn't help myself… Hot!"

Now Prishe started to hop around in the water, the hot water getting to her.

Yuna ad Aerith laughed while Tifa shook her head.

"Idiot." she grumbled.

"You think?"

The girls turn to the owner of the voice, Amaryllis Dawn, one of Soul's enforcers (a/n: I know, I keep changing the name because I'm lazy lol).

"Hey Dawn, I have a question. Why is it that you always rip on Prishe for no reason?" asked Lenora Raines, who's swimming around.

"Never you mind!" she snapped.

"Oh quiet guys." Ariel said, "Let's enjoy these hot springs."

"Agreed." Zoey nodded as she glided over to the waterfall to where Invader was.

"I wonder what's happening on the men's side?" wondered Aerith.

Taylor shrugged and submerged herself in the hot springs.

Meanwhile, on the men's side…

Reno Yamamoto slid into the hot springs and sighed happily as Xenon grabbed himself some Sprite.

"Wonder how much Soul is spending on this place." Kain yawned as he swam around aimlessly.

"From what I heard, maybe about 1,000 gil per person." Laguna answered.

"How the hell did he managed to get that kind of dinero?"

"Playing our games bonehead."

"Boo!"

Everyone turned to see Gilgamesh near the wall that separated their bath from the girls.

"The cake is a lie!" he wailed, "Soul said that we can see the girl's bath!"

"Quit your bitching you loli lover." Vaan shook his head.

"What?" Gilgamesh snarled, "Loli sucks! Boobies make the world go round."

"Oh god." Kain submerged himself.

"Gilga, I'm gonna tell Soul to cancel your subscription of Sekirei and Freezing anime."

Gilgamesh wasn't listening as the wheels started to turn in his head.

In the girl's bath…

Anya (finally making her debut), Ariel's anti-hero twin, entered the bath to find Lightning chasing Tifa while trying to blast her with Thunder.

"Yikes! What the hell Éclair?" Tifa wailed as she dived back in the water.

"Its Light to you!" Lightning shouted as she dived and landed on Tifa.

"Hey Anya. Welcome to the madhouse." Ariel laughed.

"No matter." Anya smiled meanly, "I love a chaos sometimes. Speaking of which…"

She slid into the waters and sighed loudly, "Dawn-chan here is in love with Warrior of Light. That's why she hates Prishe so."

Girls: O.O

Amaryllis wailed and tried to hide in the water, but Yuna dragged her out.

"Well well…" Prishe stroked her chin, "That explains a lot."

"Your 18…" Ariel shook her head, "WoL's like 27 or something."

"Who knows, who cares." Lenora hiccupped as she downed some Steveweisers, "She's in love~"

"This deserves a song!" Taylor said, "Dawn and Light, sittin in a tree."

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Prishe finished, laughed her ass off.

"That does it!"

Now it was Amaryllis chasing a laughing Prishe.

"10,000 gil she catches Prishe." shouted Lenora, uncorking yet another Steveweiser.

"Count me in!" Zoey nodded.

Meanwhile, after dealing with Tifa, Lightning went up to Aerith and locked eyes with her.

"What?" asked Aerith, looking scared.

"What the hell was Sephiroth was thinking, killing a cutie like you."

"Uh? Well, who knows. I heard that he had a few loose screws in his head."

"… Just don't die again. Think you're capable of that?"

Then, Lightning attacked, ticking Aerith. Aerith squealed and responded with a water splash. Lightning saw it coming and dodged, the water hitting Invader.

"Hey!" Invader splashed back, but she missed and hit Taylor and Zoey just as Amaryllis and Prishe jumped back in the water splash everyone and triggering a massive water fight of epic proportions between all the girls.

In the men's side…

Xenon looked up from the book he's reading and looked over at the wall.

"I know right." Kain nodded, "Girls have all the fun."

"At least we're having fun in our own way." With that, Xenon returned to his book.

"What I wouldn't do to look over the wall." Gilgamesh was star-eyed at the idea, "Come on dude, how about a peek?"

"Hell no." Laguna said from the waterfall, "I value my life. You should too."

"There's no cure for idiots." Reno said, "Just ignore him."

"Aw come on. Would you love to see Tifa in all her busty glory?"

Kain scowled at them, "They're called H-doujin moron. Grab yourself a laptop and go to doujinmoe…"

Reno threw his wooden sword at Kain, giving him a bloody head.

"Who does that these days? It's all about video games."

Meanwhile, on the girls side…

Tifa sneezed underwater, shooting herself out of the water and onto the hard floor.

"You okay?" asked Anya, while preparing a water spell.

"Yeah. Sounds like someone's talking about me-"

She was cut off by a torrent of water being splashed on her.

Back on the men's side…

"Picture suck." Gilgamesh said as he leaned on the wall, "I would love to show the girl why I should be called King Danga-"

Vaan unleashed Torrent while Reno threw this wooden sword at him. Gilgamesh grinned and dodged as the attacks hit the wall.

Both sides…

The girls paused her water fight and looked around confused as the guy's (except Gilgamesh) moaned, "Oh shit…"

The wall crumbled and fell in a ditch in the ground. When the dusted cleared, everyone (except a few) looked at each other in shock.

To be continued…