Gosh, you guys are the bomb!. Oh and I heard you can get awards for these things. PLEASE NOMINATE ME! I come from such a small town...ect.

I was stuffing my face with the food the capitol was feeding me (similar to the way the media is feeding US!) when suddenly I noticed Pee hadn't touched his Soylent Green. And wasn't there. And that I loved him (hmm...not yet! I need to play with the mouse before I eat it...the mouse being the reader and me eating them meaning me taking their money. HARHAR! MAMAS GONNA BUY A NEW BABY!) So, I went looking for him. And found him...(...is this going okay?)

"Why aren't you in there eating...you need to eat. Eating rocks," I said.

"I'm not hungry," Pee replied moodily. "...I don't want to die, Katniss."

"It's Katshit! How dare you call me Katniss, what a horrible name for a person!"

"...PUT A SOCK IN IT!" he screamed. I then turned and found him gazing calmly into the sky.

"Didn't you just yell at me?...Why do you luck such consistency in your character?...is it because the author doesn't understand the opposite sex?"

"...There are no rules in the games, you know."

"Well, actually for a game with no rules, there are actually quite a lot of rules and I find that annoying, and I think the author wasted a huge oppur..."

"SHUT UP OR I'LL FUCKING STAB YOU!" he screamed. I then turned and he was filing his nails. I had to ask.

"Pee...do you have any form of personality?"
"Well, yes," he replied. "In the same way that Homer Simpson does or Scrappy-Doo or Lady Gaga...I mean, I don't have a formulaic personality in the way that you have. You know where your angry and overreact to everything."

"HOW DARE YOU BRING MY DEAD PARENT INTO THIS!" I screamed and slammed the door...I hated him all the way up the stairs then slammed the door there too.

The next day, it was going to be the games (eeeeeek, IT'S GONNA GET SLIGHTLY MORE EXCITING! (but predictable)). And I slept all through the night. Cause I'm effin hard!

Next chapter will be the DRINKING GAMES, before the next morning, when the real games begin...$$$$$