Let the torture-show- begin
"Welcome back to the Truth or Dare Show. I'm your host Skyler. Before we begin torturing the characters- er, I mean, abusing them for our entertainment- let me tell you a bit about myself. I am a multi-zilionaire who was originally born on the Lost Continent which is an island full of taoists, which is how I will be able to provide for all your needs in using these people to your full entertainment. My daily meal consists of puppies and-"
"Get on with the show already," screamed a rude audience member. "I'm not rude! You're wasting my time with this damn intr-"
The whiner was interrupted by being shot by a cat-launching slingshot that shot a yellow feline full of rabies that slit his throat. "This is what will happen when you interrupt me... I don't like being interrupted, got it?"
The Black Cat casts simply stood there looking at one another, bored, though most of them were hoping that the deranged host would babble his way through the rest of the show so that they wouldn't have to do anything this chapter. Unfortunately, Skyler lost his train of thought so he decided to start the show.
"Let's start off the show with a dare for the ladies since one of the silver rule is 'ladies first'."
"Eve, let's start with you. First question of the day: If you had to choose between Sven and Train, who would it be?"
"Sven," Eve said immediately without moving her eyes from a book she was reading.
Train fell to his knees by her side. "Why would you pick him over me? He's an old man who's going to die of cancer! I'm a young, fun, sexy person who's going to live dozens of years longer than him!"
"Hey! Who's an old man, you brat?"
Eve simply ignored Train, who after several minutes, gave up on trying to convince Eve how lovable he is and went to the TV to play on his PS 13.
Skyler grabbed a fishing rod and flung a hook over towards Eve. Eve ignored the idiot and continued reading her book, but if she should've paid more attention because Skyler wasn't fishing for Eve, he was fishing for her book, which was snatched away from her via said hook. Eve was surprised for a bit, but then she got up, angry. "Give me back my book! I want to know what happens if Harry Potter and Hermione are going to get together!"
"Nope, the first dare for the day is: Eve cannot read for a week. This means no books, no comics, no novels, no mangas, no words."
Eve widened her eyes, squatted, and started pulling her hair. Tears started forming in her eyes. "No! This can't be! How am I supposed to entertain myself now!"
Not obeying the rules, she charged towards Skyler to get her book back, but Skyler locked every reading material found in a 2000 mile radius in a room protected by a seal. Eve tried using her nanotechnology to open the door, but to no avail. She screamed, "Give me back my book! I need something fun to do!"
Train nonchalantly whistled to Eve, "You can use my PS 13 if you want."
"F*** your PS 13! I want my f***en book!"
Everyone went O_O. Sven scolded, "Eve! Language! If this is what you're learning from books! I'll have no more-"
"Screw you, old man! Why don't you die of cancer already so I can take your damn money and buy all the damn books I want!"
Sven's jaw dropped to the ground. Leon picked his ear to lessen the pain of her shrieks. "It's only been a minute, and she's already this insane. This is going to be a long and annoying week."
Skyler replied, "You have no idea. Let's move on shall we?"
Everyone nodded except for Eve who was in the corner in a fetal position, crying madly. "Sven, I dare you to dress up as a pirate."
"As long as the costume's free, why not?
Kyoko pouted, "I wanna dress up as a pirate." She crossed her arm and looked at Sven, "Aren't you a little too old to be dressing up for trick-or-treating?"
"I'm not that old!"
Skyler walked over to Sven with a knife. Sven looked at Skyler with fear, "What are you doing with that knife?"
"Just gonna make me a sandwich."
"Oh ok. Phew, I thought you hated pirates or some- AHHHHH!"
Sven screamed as he grabbed his left arm. "Why did you cut off my hand!"
"To make a knuckle sandwich. Heh heh. 'Knuckle sandwich.' Heh heh. I'm funny. Anyways, don't you realize that I'm rich enough to pay a woman to make me a sandwich? Sephiria! Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich."
"F*** you."
Sven interrupted their conversation. "Why did you cut off my hand! GAHH! Why did you cut off my leg!"
"To give you a hook hand and a wooden leg."
"Why couldn't you buy me those things at Party City! I would've been able to keep my hand and leg if you bought me those costume props!"
"Oh... I clearly did not think this through... Ok, while Doctor surgically gives Sven his wooden leg and hook, let's move onto the next dare. Train, sing about your love for milk."
Train looked at Skyler quizzically. "You didn't get my album: Milky Love?"
"...That album wasn't a hit as you thought it was, Train. But let's play some of the songs."
Parody of My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
Every night in my dreams.
I see you, I taste you.
That is how I know you... taste good.
Near, far, wherever you are!
I believe that your milky goodness will go on and on.
Parody of California Girls by Katy Perry
California cows, they're unbelievable-
They give you milk all day.
Whenever you want
It's so amaaazing.
Ooh woah ooh wooah. Ooh woah oooh wooaahh!
"Ok let's stop there. It looks like the audience is getting their ears raped by your horrible music."
"Aww, come on, they're not that bad are they? My whole heart was poured into those songs."
"I wish I can ignore you right now, but it looks like you have more dares to complete. Train, eat half a hamburger and spit it in Sven's face."
"Ok."
Sven screamed, "Wait! Train! You better not to that!"
Sven was too late- Train spat in his face- or rather, he sneezed it into Sven's face because a bug flew across Train's nose right as he was going to spit it out. "I'm going to kill you!"
Sven got up with his new shiny hook hand and awesome wooden legs- "It's not awesome and the hook's about to lose its shine from Train's blood!"
As Sven was about to catch up to Train... miraculously, Train threw the sandwich on Sven's face, which didn't stop him, but the sandwich falling to the floor and Sven slipping on the piece of lettuce did stop him.
"While Sven is on the floor and can't escape, Sven, how did you meet Train?"
"Damn bastard killed someone I was going to capture. Because of that, I had to sleep out in the streets for several days."
"That explains the sideburns. Train, surrounded by attractive women, some of which have a thing for you, why are you not interested?"
"Because they have cooties- wait... which ones are attracted to me? The only one I can think of is Creed, but man, he's disgusting."
Creed ran up to Train to embrace him in a hug. "Aww, Train! Did you say you were attracted to me?"
"Get away creep!"
"I'm sorry Train. Your next dare is: Train, kiss Creed."
Creed fainted for a moment, but immediately got back up. "Oh Train! I've been waiting for this day forever!"
Creed puckered up his lips. "Come to mama Train-kun!"
Train fell to the floor and gagged on Creed's shoes, and an idea came to him. He kissed Creed's knees. "Hah! You didn't say I have to kiss him on the lips!"
Skyler looked away, "I don't care. I hate the fag."
Everyone facepalmed as they saw Creed hugging his knee where Train kissed. "I"ll never wash you, or you, my shoes that have Train's sweet, sweet vomit."
Skyler walked up to Creed and put a collar on him. Security had to come to pull Skyler off of Creed because Skyler was trying to choke Creed with the collar. Creed looked at the collar and tried taking it off. After not being able to take it off the first time, he gave up.
"Ok, Creed, I'll tell you what the collar does. Creed, you will keep the collar on for a week, and it will shock you every time you think of Train."
Creed didn't hear a thing as he started feeling pulses of electricity going through his body. He screamed, but determined to keep thinking of Train. Charden scoffed, "Say what you will about him, you have to admit that his love for Train is powerful."
Train ignored the comment and kept trying to wash his lips of Creed's filth. "Ok, since we don't need Creed anymore this chapter, let's put him in an asylum. I don't wanna hear him screaming Train the entire week. Train, I think this next dare will make you feel better. Train, I dare you to drink milk out of someone's belly button. I'll choose the belly button to be Saya's."
Train blushed for a moment as Saya adjusted her kimono to reveal her belly button and lied down on the floor. "Ok, I'm ready anytime you are, Train."
Train nodded and walked over to drink the milk off of Saya's stomach. Skyler teased Train, "Feel better, Train?"
Train once again nodded. "Good, now your next dare is Train, you cannot drink milk for three days."
"What! Why? Come on. Don't be like that!"
"Oh I will. Since you're not busy anymore with drinking milk. Let's finish this chapter with one last dare. Train, go over there and poke Eve."
Train pouted and walked over to Eve, who was still in her dark, ominous corner. Train poked her, "Hey princess, how are you feeling?"
Belze watched the sight and said, "Train, you know you only needed to poke her once right?"
Skyler spoke loud enough to speak over Belze so Train wouldn't hear. "So that ends our very first show of Black Cat: Truth or Dare. Seeing as most of the dares last a week, I'll see you guys next week and we'll see how sane the characters are afterwards."
Train continued poking Eve. "I know your sad about not being able to read books. I'm sad about milk too."
Closing theme: a song from Train's album: Milky Love
Parody of Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis
And they're draining all of me.
Oh, I don't know why they find it hard to believe.
I'll be wearing these scars for everyone to see!
I don't care what they say.
They try to stop me from drinking,
But they don't know how you taste
My throat's parched by the absence of your taste
So I cut myself open and I keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding milk
I keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding milk.
I keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding milk.
I cut me open so I can
Keep drinking, keep keep drinking milk.
Author's note: Sorry about this chapter being in paragraph format, but I found out that this type of fanfiction is against the rules if it's in scripted format. Also, I'm technically not allowed to make an interactive chapter so from now on, I'll make up my own truth or dares too. Feel free to continue reviewing or PMing truth or dares but whether or not they'll be used in the story is to be determined. Thanks for your time!
Also... just in case you were wondering about the Train/Saya scene... yes I support Train x Saya. I support Train x any girl really (Kyoko, Rinslet, and Sephiria especially- in addition to Saya).