A Very Feminine Show

"Hello! Welcome one and all to the Torture the Black Cat Crew Show! I mean, the Black Cat Truth or Dare Show! Heeerrreeee's your host, the magnificent and handsome who everybody loves not because of his money or fancy shower curtains or because of his awesome face but because of his super duper awesome magnetic personality full of joy-"

"SHUT UP! I didn't think I'd ever say this, but your long self-introduction is so annoying and horrible- not just to grammarians because you're using a run on sentence- but to everyone else that I can't believe I have to ask you to start the damn show already," shrieked Rinslet.

Skyler pouted, "Your mom's a run on sentence.

"What was that?"

"Anyways, thanks to those who gave us a review on the show! Less dares than last time, but it opens the door for me to do whatever I want to these people whenever I want. Heck, I remember when my mom told me to take a shower after a week of locking myself in my room playing video games and not doing anything else, and I just said, 'Bitch, I do what I want when I want.' Her nagging only made me not want to take a shower more so she had to bring a garden hose in my room and shoot me with it. It broke my video game console so I was pissed and-"

Rinslet punched the demented host in the head interrupting his rant. "Alright, feisty little miss aren't you? Hey Train, you can stop poking Eve now... Train? Hey, Train, can you hear me? Reply to me if you can hear me. Where the heck is Train?"

Sven, with both his hands and legs back, took a smoke and said, "He was sent to the hospital a while ago after Eve beat the living life out of him."

Skyler nodded, "Oh yea, I caught that on video. One of the bloodiest and goriest movies I've ever seen. No movies I've seen nowadays are as gory as what Eve did to Train. I mean, they try to make things scary by making it gory, but they just aren't scary after the third gory movie you've seen. Somehow, what Eve did was pretty scary- and this is coming from an all powerful- WILL YOU STOP HITTING ME RINSLET!"

"Your damn voice is annoying! Shut up and start the show!"

"The crowd doesn't seem to mind! They're the important ones in this show! I'm being intimate with them and showing them how much I love them by opening myself up!"

The rude audience member last episode who was cut with a cat full of rabies yelled, "We don't care about you! Let us see the Black Cat Crew already you pathetic waste of space- not matter space, but website space because your rants have probably already taken a fourth of our reader's computer screen already!"

"...Didn't I give you a rabies cut?"

The jerk rep- "I'M NOT A JERK! YOU'RE THE ONE WASTING OUR TIME WITH YOUR RAMBLING! WE PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE THIS AND YOU INSIS-"

The rude guy was shut up as Skyler threw chickens at him, chickens that dropped rotten eggs on him as they flew pass him.

"As I was trying to do before I was rudely interrupted, let's start the show since Train came back. Perfect, your hair's already long since it's been a while. First dare: Train, I dare you to wear a long frilly pink gown and big pink hat with pink ribbon on it for one week."

Train pouted, "I'm not a cross dresser. Sven is."

Sven shouted, "That was only to pay off our debts!"

"So you admit you're a cross dresser."

Skyler interjected, "You pay off your debts by cross dressing and working the streets? Wink wink."

"NO! It was to lure out a psychomaniac who only attacked women!"

"So you cross dress to lure out rapists on the streets so you can pay off your debts?"

"MOVING ON! DAMNIT"

Train had already put on the long pink gown and the big pink hat. "Man... I look like a girl."

"That's the point idiot."

"Am I a pretty girl?"

Skyler scoffed, "That dress makes you look fat. Wait, let me speak your language. Cows go mooo! Moo! Moo! RAHG! Woof! Meow! Rawr!"

Train held out his index finger and moved it around, giving attitude, "Ok, I know cows do not go meow. You're an idiot."

"Shut up, you're fat. Next dare-"

Suddenly a huge shadow loomed over the stage. Everybody looked up in panic. There was a huge hammer flying down. "GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN BOOKS! IT'S BEEN A WEEK ALREADY!"

Skyler shrieked like a little girl. "Hey," yelled a little girl, "I'm offended to have been compared to this freak show!"

Skyler ran to the lock with all her books! "Alright Eve! I'll give you your books back. Let me just open this."

When the storage compartment was opened, a huge flow of smoke gushed out. Everyone coughed. Luckily, Leon, wanting to save his awesome friend, Skyler, used his wind abilities to blow the smoke away. Skyler looked inside, "What happened?"

To Eve's dismay, all the books were burned to ashes. Everyone gulped and took a few dozen steps back. Eve clenched her fist and gritted her teeth. She walked ominously to Skyler. "Wait! This is not my fault! I just locked them in a room! I didn't burn them or anything! Wait, that was the next dare anyways: Eve, burn all your books and don't buy any books for three week."

Eve just continued to walk over to Skyler. Sephiria walked over to the metal room and rubbed her fingers on the floor. "This container feels too smooth to be metal. It feels like there's wax here, which means there must've been a candle in here."

Belze nodded, "Come to think of it, Skyler came in this room every night in the last few weeks giggling about a collection or something."

Sweat started pouring down Skyler's neck. Jenos nodded, "It looks like he was coming in here for a collection of adult magazines. Trust me, I know that face anywhere."

Everybody gave Jenos an awkward stare. "AHHHH!" shrieked Skyler. "SECURITY!"

A huge army came in and brought out machine guns and started firing at Eve. Train and Sven yelled, "Hey! What are you doing!"

Skyler sighed, "Relax, they're just shooting rhinoceros tranquilizers at her."

An unimportant security guard yelled, "Skyler! The tranquilizers are having no effect- wait a minute. Did you just call me unimportant? Screw you. I hope Eve kills you. I quit, let's see how unimportant I am now."

So the unimportant security guard, I'll just call him Jeff, ("My name is Tony!") walked away, never to be seen again.

Anyways, Eve stomped towards Skyler, growling. The other guards dropped their guns and walked away, whistling, "You're on your own, Skyler. We don't want to be killed."

Skyler looked around frantically, "Wait! I thought you guys worked for me because you loved me!

"Nobody loves you. We worked to pay the bills, like any other workers."

Skyler started running while Eve dashed towards him. Skyler then grabbed a banana peel and threw it on the ground. Eve merely stomped on it and continued dashing towards Skyler, unfazed by his banana attack. Skyler cried, "My banana attack was ineffective! Eve uses rage and dash attack! Skyler uses falcon kick!"

Amazingly enough, he kicked Eve into the book container, closed it and locked it. "If this prevented you from getting in, it should prevent you from getting out too. We'll see you in three weeks Eve. Okay, that was a waste of time, next dare: Sven, I dare you to wear a sexy pink gown and tight and run around yelling, 'I love Train,' for six days. So go for it Sven, I know how much you love cross dressing."

"I DO NOT LOVE CROSS DRESSING! I ONLY DID IT ONCE! And another time just to see how pretty I look as a girl..."

"Flora, Fauna, Merryweather, if you would."

Three fairies came and transformed Sven's clothing into a pink gown, clinging onto his body. It barely went halfway down his thighs and hung tight on his butt, showing an outline. Lots of the audience members vomited. Train yelled, "Damn! Sven! You look sexy!"

"Shut up! I don't want to wear this!"

"Don't care. Now run saying you love Train."

"No."

"Terminator, if you will."

A terminator walked up to Sven with a shot gun and shot at his feet. "Run."

Sven shrieked like a little girl and started running! "I LOVE TRAIN SO MUCH! FROM HIS HAIR TO HIS TOE! HIS HAIR GLISTENING UNDER THE MOONLIGHT! HIS VIBRANT PERSONALITY!"

The little girl from before walked up, "I told you I take offense when you compare people's screams to me."

There was a huge rumble. The lights started flashing on and off. Skyler looked around, "Eh? Blackout? I generate my own electricity with pokemons though."

A container smashed opened. A foot smashed the floor, causing the floor to crack. Skyler screamed, "AHH! I'M SORRY EVE! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"

Creed walked out, growling, "Who said they loved Train?"

"Oh... it's you. Wait... what happened to your straight jacket and collar."

Doctor looked in the containment room and adjusted his glasses, "It looks like the collar couldn't take the output of electricity. In other words, Creed's feelings for Train are-"

Skyler yelled, "OVER 9000! Damn, man! Anyways, these next few dares should piss you off so you can stay. Kyoko, what is Train's charm?"

Kyoko blushed and put her hands on her cheeks and sighed dreamily. "Well, Train is so sexy of course. When he stares at you with his brown eyes, you get lost in them. He has well defined, hard pecs and a beautiful six pack. When you punch them, it feels like you're punching a wall. His butt is round and firm. His thighs are soft but also hard. Same thing with his calves."

Skyler held Creed, who was yelling death threats to Kyoko, by the neck nonchalantly, "Wow, how do you know all this stuff?"

Train gulped, "Damn... I'm kinda creeped out."

Everyone nodded and took a few steps away from Kyoko, as if her craziness were infectious. "Rinslet, Jenos, you may kiss Train."

Rinslet blushed, "I... This is just for the dare Train!"

She leaned into Train and gave him a long kiss. Train smiled, "Good kiss."

Creed yelled, "YOU WITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!"

Jenos pushed Rinslet aside. "You look so amazing in that dress Train."

With that said, he furiously kiss Train. Train pushed him away, "Dude! Are you gay?"

"I appreciate everyone's beauty Train."

Jenos pulled Train back in and kissed him, while Train tried his best to push him away. Skyler looked at Sven, "So Sven, are you jealous? This is a good transition to your next question: Sven, do you love Train? You always seem to care for him."

Sven scoffed, "Train's just a black hole on my wallet. Though he makes a good brother for Eve, and Eve is like a daughter for me. So I guess I think of Train as my son."

The crowd went "Aww." The sweet moment was interrupted by the terminator shooting Sven. "Run."

Sven screamed and continued running, spouting how much he loved Train. Creed laughed, "That's what you get for loving Train! Now to deal with these two who kissed him."

Skyler sighed, "Shut up."

He put Creed in another crazy jacket and threw him in another room. "I have my own dare for you Creed, though it's more of a command than a dare since dares are pretty much requests. Creed, I dare you to stay in that room full of pictures of Jenos and Rinslet kissing Train for... until the next episode, which is at least three weeks... since we need to wait for Eve."

Creed scowled, "What are you-"

He was interrupted as the door closed. Creed observed his surrounding and found that there were lots of photos of Jenos and Rinslet kissing Train. Creed screamed, "HOW DARE YOU!"

As much as he tried to rip off his jacket so he could obliterate the photos, he couldn't. Now he was stuck in this room, forced to look at the pictures for three weeks. Creed closed his eyes, "I refuse to look at these pictures. I refuse!"

Skyler smirked, "Oh yea, one more thing."

He turned on the speakers in the room and it repeated voice recordings of what Kyoko and Sven said about Train this episode. Creed screamed, "NO! TURN IT OFF!"

Skyler chuckled, "Now that completes the torture of Creed Diskenth... oh wait."

Skyler opened the door to Creed's room, farted, and closed it. He chuckled, "I'm such a genius. Anyways, that completes our episode for today. I hope you enjoyed it. Please send us a list of dares for us to perform later. Until next time! My name is Skyler, and I need a girl... Hey miss! How much will it take for you to go out with me!"

Sven yelled, "SCREW YOU!"