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ALRIGHT! Time for chapter 7!
WHOHOO!
This chappie is going to be a weird one, but I just really wanted to get it out of my head.
It's funny though and involves much pain for the boys.
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I do not own OHSHC or anyone else except for the girls and anyone else I make up in my head.
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Chapter 7: You Got A Problem With My Sleeping Habits?
LACEY POV.
DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DING DING DING DING DING DI-
"WHAATT?" I yelled, wrenching the door open. I glared sleepily at the six figures standing in the doorway. "It's 5:30 in the morning! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?" I screamed.
"And I thought that she would be happy to see us..." I heard a voice whisper loudly. I knew it was Kaoru. Yeah, I can tell the difference between the two, why people can't tell the difference between them is a mystery to me. Maybe it's a sister thing.
"Kaoru, it's not that I'm not happy to see you," I yawned, "I really am, but I need my sleep. And I want to go back to Theo and Edward. I want to see my boysss," I slurred drowsily in english. I couldn't think straight due to my lack of sleep and I wanted to get back to my dream. Whenever I get tired I feel weird, so I decided that it was me when I saw the small look of shock on the twins faces. I heard muted footsteps from behind me but I didn't look back.
"How are we supposed to be sure about that huh?" Hikaru said suspiciously in Japanese pushing Kaoru forward. "And who are these men huh, Lacey?"
"Look, I... I said I like seeing... you guys and I'll prove it," I slurred again. I felt like I was beginning to lose consciousness. I reached forward and grabbed someone and leaned forward to talk in their face. I don't really know what happened next, but I felt something soft against my lips. I thought I'd kissed someone's jacket on accident, but then I blacked out.
ALEX POV.
DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DING DING DING DING DING DI-
"Uuuuggghhh!" I punched the headboard in irritation. Groaning I sat up on the bed and grabbed my shinai, which was leaning against the bedside table. Hearing annoyed yelling I made my way to the stairs.
"... want to go back to Theo and Edward. I want to see my boysss," I heard from the door as I made my way down the stairs.
"How are we supposed to be sure about that huh?" I saw one of those twins say back in japanese suspiciously, pushing the other one forward. "And who are these men huh, Lacey?"
"Look, I... I said I like seeing... you guys and I'll prove it," Lace slurred in english; she was really sleepy. And when she's sleepy she does bad things... And then she doesn't remember. She leaned forward and grabbed the closest twin, leaning in way to close; maybe to punch him or something. Then before I could stop her, she kissed the twin, and I twitched, running down the stairs. Then she slumped against the embarrassed twin and before she could fall I ran forward and grabbed the back of her pajamas. Pulling her back I looked at her face, which was covered by her hair. Her arms hung limply at her sides and every time I moved Lacey she swung like a doll.
I picked her up bridal style and glared at the six Host Club boys on our porch. I jerked my head to the house to get them to step inside and closed the door. Without a word I carried Lacey back to her room and tucked her in to bed again. Shaking my head I left the room; she wouldn't remember what just happened. It's like she's drunk, but softer. When I reached the bottom of the stairs I saw the host club sitting in the living area, occupying the floor, sofa and tables, chatting softly. Deciding it was to early for coffee I dragged my feet towards them, picked up Mitskuni, put him on my lap, and sat next to Takashi, still holding my shinai.
I looked at each member sleepily. "Why are you here?" I yawned widely. "It's 5:30. In. The. Fucking. Morning. We need to sleep."
"Do you have your shinai whenever you open the door?" Asked one of those annoying twins. I twitched and glared at both of them.
"Look." I said menacingly, pointing my shinai at them. "If Lacey gets upset about the little kissy-face accident I will cut your both of your heads off with my katana." The twins smirked annoyingly.
"Why would she-"
"Be upset?" The twins asked slyly.
"Don't know." I yawned again and lowered my weapon. "Just be warned." Slowly, my eyes fluttered closed and I leaned my head against Takashi's shoulder. I'll just close my eyes... I thought. I felt a long, strong arm wrap around my shoulders and I felt myself drift to sleep again, but when a small hand grasp mine my eyes opened slowly and saw two big brown eyes staring straight at me. I blinked and I sighed.
"I need coffee," I said drowsily, "Anyone want?" Everyone shook their heads. "Okay. Coffee for one coming up." I stood up and put the little blonde boy on my lap in my place and went to the kitchen to make coffee. When I came back I finally felt a little more awake.
"Why are you here so early?" I asked rubbing my eyes.
"We wanted to help bring your items over," Said the tall Blondie.
"We would have just ordered a taxi or something you know? Avery probably planned it all yesterday."
"A taxi? See? you do need our help! You must be so poor as to not be able to seek professional help!" Blondie exclaimed dramatically.
"Look you idiot," I growled and took a sip of my coffee, "We aren't poor, we just choose to live a little different. Even so, we spend a bit, I mean, I'm seventeen and I own a Ducati. And thats pushing it."
"Interesting," Said the guy with the glasses, taking out a notebook and writing in it.
"Why is it, that we've meet you guys for what like, only 30 minutes, and already you're in my house?" I growled, annoyed again.
"Can we wake the others up?" the twins asked ominously.
"Yes, that might be a good idea, it's already 6 in the morning." Glasses said looking at his watch.
"Be my guest," I said gesturing towards the stairs, "But if you die, it's not my fault. I'm going to change, so don't bug me." I put down my half finished coffee in the kitchen sink and quickly walked up the stairs to my room. When I closed the door behind me I leaned against it and sighed tiredly. This was going to be a long day.
Honey POV.
I watched as Alex-chan made her way up the stairs and disappeared at the top. I turned when I heard Tama-chan stand up from his place on the floor.
"Come on!" He grinned, "Lets wake the others!" He ran up the stairs and disappeared, the twins following. Not wanting to be left behind I followed too and Takashi and Kyo-chan walked behind me.
When I got to the top of the stairs I saw Tama-chan and the twins open the first door they came across. I followed them into the room and Takashi and Kyo-chan followed behind me.
The room had a tiny bit of light coming from out from between the blinds, but it was enough to see where the bed was, There, sleeping peacefully was Rosalie; the blanket on top of her was tangled with her right leg, yet it covered her left leg. She seemed to be wearing a tank top and black knee length shorts, unlike the loose t-shirt and pajama pants that her sister wore.
I smiled when I remembered the look on Takashi's face when he saw Alex-chan come down the stairs. I might have even seen a slight blush on Takashi's face when he saw her. She was wearing a laced top that clung to her chest and striped pajama pants, and it surprised me too a little bit when I saw her holding a shinai.
Rosalie was sleeping on her stomach and her hair was in a mess. The pillow sat a meter and a half away from the bed and I wondered how it could have gotten that far.
The twins slowly made their way to the bed, one on each side of the sleeping girl. Grinning mischievously at each other they leaned down at the same time and blew in her loudly.
"EEPPP!" Rosalie squealed shooting off the bed with blinding speed. I saw two blurs head towards the twin's and Tama-chan's necks, and suddenly Rosalie was standing, frightened in the corner of the room while the trio fell backwards, unobstructed, onto the floor.
"WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?" Rosalie yelled at us her hair sticking up in random places.
"Hh... H..."
"Help us..." The twins stuttered from their place on the floor.
"Eeep." Tama-chan's eye twitched.
"What, pray-tell Ms. Dywer," Kyo-chan said adjusting his glasses, "Did you do to them?"
"I'll tell you when you tell me why you're in my room!" She snapped, walking to the three.
"We came to help move all the items you would need to play in the club,"
"At 6 in the freaking, morning?"
"Yes."
"You couldn't have come later?" Rosalie asked again.
"You will have to ask Tamaki that. And right now he can't answer," Kyo-chan gestured towards Tama-chan.
"Ugh," Rosalie rolled her eyes and bent down twisted each of the trio's necks with a little crack. They sat up from the floor and groaned, rubbing their necks.
"What did you do?" A twin asked, wincing a little and looking up at Rosalie,
"Pressure point," She responded simply, "Does it still hurt Hikaru?" She asked the twin, and he stiffened.
"A little." He said slowly, sounding a little shocked, probably amazed she could tell the difference between him and his brother.
Ignoring (or oblivious to) the shocked signs, Rosalie crouched down next to the twin and felt his neck, gently, encouraging a blush to appear on Hikaru's face. She turned his head until he was facing her and his blush deepened even more when he realized how close their faces were. After a few seconds of studying his face, Rosalie patted Hikaru on his knee and stood up.
"You're fine, the pain should go away soon," She mussed his hair and helped him up. She pushed Hikaru out the door and Kyo-chan followed,
"Now out," She said, pushing Takashi out. "You'll tell me why you guys are in our house after I change." I nodded and walked out too, Tama-chan, and Kaoru following. Kaoru nudged Tamaki slyly and gestured towards a door down the small hallway,
"Who's in the next room?" He asked pushing Tama-chan forward,
"We shall see!" Tama-chan said, opening the door. As quietly as possible the six of us creeped into the dark room. It would have been pitch black had there not been light coming out from between the heavy curtains on the window to my right. Because the door was in the lower left corner of the room, there was a huge black bookshelf to my right. It was full, with the exception of a few shelves; piles of books sat on the desk in front of the covered window, and on the floor. In the corner I saw two guitars sitting in stands; an electric one and an acoustic one.
Avery was sleeping on her side, facing the window with her right arm by her face. The bed she slept on was perfect and undisturbed, and her hair spilt over her pillow like brown fire. There was a note book sitting the small bedside table, with a black pen sitting peacefully on top of it and black digital alarm clock next to it. Then next to the notebook were a... taser and a throwing knife. Once again the twins crept to both sides of the bed, and one waved a hand in front of Avery's face, whispering,
"She sleeps like a zombie..."
Nodding, they leaned down like last time, except this time they both ran one finger down her bare neck and shoulder. Then, I watched as I saw the twin on the right side of the bed collapse, twitching violently to the floor, and the one on the left turn sheet white. It took a little while for me to realize that Avery had grabbed the taser from the little table and electrocuted the twin on the right side of the bed. And to realize that Avery had taken a gun from under her pillow, and that she was pointing it right in the other twin's face. Avery's head was pointed down slightly and her hair covered her face, but I knew that wouldn't want to see. Slowly she said,
"Why. Are. You. Here?"
Third Person POV.
A dark, black, and... evil aura surrounded the girl wielding the gun and the taser.
"Why. Are. You. Here?" She asked menacingly. When she didn't get an answer she tased the twin again.
"HUUURTTTSS!" He yelled loudly, and frightened, the little blond boy backed into his tall cousin. Avery hissed angrily and the taller blonde boy hid behind his best, bespectacled friend. He poked his head out from behind his friend.
"C...c...came to help..." he stuttered,
"With our instruments." she finished. "And that gives you the right, to wake ME UPP! I WENT TO BED AT TWO IN THE MORNING YOU ASSHOLES!" She screamed again, throwing the gun and taser down on the bed and standing on it. As soon as she stood on her bed all six hosts turned various shades of red. The twins, Tamaki and Honey all turned a bright, beet red, while Kyouya and Mori turned a pretty pink.
The twins, still a little red, smirked,
"Nice bra,"
"Nice panties," They said smugly. Avery looked down and like they had said, she was just wearing the bra and underwear she'd had on last night. She'd been up late last night doing homework and was too lazy to change into her pajamas when she was done. She was wearing a lacey, red push up bra, and simple black underwear. She growled loudly, causing everyone to turn white again. Then, suddenly too tired to be angry anymore she lay back down on the bed, pulled the covers over herself and passed out. The six decided that it was time to leave the room. As soon as they closed the doors behind them, Alex walked out of her room. She looked at them, surprised.
"You're still alive?" She asked,
"Only just," Kyouya said pushing up his glasses. "Avery pointed her gun at, and electrocuted the twins."
"Seriously?" She said incredulously before she cracked up. "You... Y... Y, you g, got tased!" she gasped in-between her laughing fits. She was probably to busy to notice the music beginning to blare from Avery's room. Either that or she was ignoring it.
"What's all the laughing about?" Rosalie said, coming out of her room.
"Ave, tased a twin!" Alex giggled, leaning against the door for support.
"You're kidding!" Rosalie exclaimed,
"I don't 'kid'." Said Kyouya.
"Oh geez," Rosalie laughed and put a hand over her mouth.
"Alex, I'm starving..." Lacey came out of her room yawning. Kaoru blushed a deep red, but the girl didn't notice as she walked past him and down the stairs. "Did you make breakfast yet?" She called out from downstairs.
"LOL." Alex laughed to herself, then to Lacey; "NAH! NOT YET! Did you guys eat yet?" She turned to the guys. She got a round of:
"Duh."
"Yes,"
"Yes I have! It was a wonderful commoners dish called pancakes!"
"I had cake!"
"Ah."
"Okayy then," Alex began to walk towards the stairs with Rosalie in tow. "Time for breakfast." Everyone turned around when they heard the door close behind them. Avery walked out of the door with her satchel across her shoulders.
"Heeyyyyy, look-"
"It's-" The twins were cut off by Avery, who aptly walked past them and gave them the middle finger.
"OOOOOUUUU!" They exclaimed.
"Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today," One said.
"I didn't wake up dumb-asses," She hissed beginning to walk down the stairs, "You woke me up." She didn't turn around and continued to walk down the stairs like they didn't exist.
"Well," Alex clapped her hands, "I'm going to eat, so are you coming or not?" She ran to the stairs, sat on the rail and slid down it to the bottom. The hosts (minus Kyouya and Mori) shrugged and went downstairs to the kitchen.
Alex POV.
After breakfast and after the girls get their instruments in the limos.
"And how are we supposed to get in?" I said, my hand on Honey's shoulder. I looked into the packed limos and frowned.
"Why don't you-"
"Sit on the roof." The twins said.
"Hardy har har." I said sarcastically and gave them the finger. "Well then, I guess I'm riding my bike again today." I shrugged.
"Oh! That means I get to ride with you Alex-chan!" The little boy babbled excitedly.
"Uhh..." I said uncertainly. "I don't have a helmet that fits your head. It's to small..."
The boy looked crestfallen, then suddenly an idea flashed through his head and his face brightened. "Oh okay Alex-chan." He ran to one of the limos and dragged out his cousin. "Then Takashi will go with you."
"Let me get the other helmet then." I walked back into the house and came out with a white helmet. I looked at the little boy who had what could have been an innocent (or was it mischievous?) look on his face. I picked him up and put him in the only limo with space in it and closed the door. The window of the limo that held Kyouya, Avery, the guitars and a few amps rolled down and I saw Kyouya looking pointedly at me.
"We follow you." I said throwing the extra helmet to Takashi who caught it expertly. I saw Avery lean across Kyouya's lap, nod, and roll the window back up without a sound. "Do you want to drive?" I asked Takashi and he shrugged.
"Okay, you're driving." I said throwing the keys to Takashi. Takashi nodded and put his helmet on, walking towards the bike. He sat down on it and I sat behind him, giving the thumbs up for the limos to start driving.
Once again I saw the window of one of the limos roll down, except this time I saw those annoying twins.
"Someone's getting cozy!" They chorused and snickered.
"Fuck off!" I yelled at them and gave them the finger. They continued to snicker as their window rolled back up and I roughly pulled my helmet on my head. I wrapped my arms tightly around Takashi's chest, and I could feel the muscles underneath the skin. As he started the bike and kicked the stand down, I clung tighter to him and soon we were speeding down the road after the line of black limos that were heading towards my new school.
SOOOOOO, hope you liked it as much as I liked writing it!
Avery: And as much as I liked tasing one of the twins! Which one was it anyways?
You tased Kaoru.
Avery: Ohhhhhhhh. Cool.
Lacey: Still can't believe you did that.
Avery: Was still fun...
Rosalie: Wish I could have seen it.
Nahh, is fine. You didn't miss much.
Alex: Sounds so funny! *rofl*
Avery: ...
Ok, well,
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