AN: Alright, this one's about a mystery surrounding Rosalie Evans, who belongs to Swisskitty18! It also has Yuki-Rin in it, since she seemed to fit the most, with her interest in anime and video games.

This is the first crack-oneshot in this [unless you count the other one with Yuki-Rin as crack?]

[This was originally Rosalie central. Now it's just Yuki-Rin and The Mystery of Rosalie's Mallet central. Woops?]

Chapter 3: Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin featuring Rosalie Evans- Is that even possible?

"I guess some things are better left unknown, but this is just too weird ta not try ta figure out!"- Yuki-Rin

Yuki-Rin was still trying to figure out The Mystery of Rosalie's Mallet, which was taking a while. Ever since Yuki-Rin met her, she'd been entranced with the mystery surrounding the summoning of the seemingly space-manipulating mallet.

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She'd tried simple observation; just observing Rosalie when she could. Yuki-Rin quickly got tired of that, though, and just went on just guessing how it was physically possible to do what Rosalie could.

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Yuki-Rin had guessed a lot.

Maybe it wasn't really a mallet, and it was some gadget that could shrink and grow. Or maybe it was some type of magician's trick? Or maybe she could stick it up her- Okay, that thought shouldn't be finished.

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The most plausible that Yuki-Rin could come up with was that it was all possible with Hammerspace, like in video games and anime. But that just seemed impossible, even by the standards of a citizen that lived in a world full of creatures with powers beyond belief.

Hammerspace only existed in video games and anime.

If it was real, then kids going on their Pokémon journey could just have a regular bag and be able to fit however much CRAP they'd ever need in it and live off of their bag.

If it was real, you could fit a bike in a small bag that couldn't even fit the handlebars in it.

If it was real, you could rob a bank and be able to fit all the stuff that you stole in a purse.

Yeah, that idea was starting to sound more absurd by the minute. But it was the closest lead Yuki-Rin had.

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Finally, the girl just got tired of guessing, and decided to ask Rosalie herself. Because, really, she was sure that Rosalie wouldn't kill her…Maybe.

Uh…Well, at least she'd go to jail for murdering her with a mallet, right?

Right?

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"Hey, Rosalie. Where do ya, uh, get your mallet from?" Yuki-Rin asked, having finally mustered enough courage to ask the some-what taboo question.

"Why would you like to know?" asked Rosalie, narrowing her eyes suspiciously at the otaku girl.

"U-Um, no reason!" Yuki-Rin squeaked nervously, twirling her fingers behind her back.

"Hmm…If you say so," said Rosalie, twirling the handle of her mallet that was still strangely hidden. No one must ever know of my secrets. No one.

Rosalie was getting a strange look in her eyes, and it was really scaring Yuki-Rin.

Yeah… Asking Rosalie directly was a bad idea after all.

…She should run for it, now, shouldn't she?

Yup, she probably should.

"Uh, I, ah, totally forgot! I have to go meet someone right now!" burst out Yuki-Rin, her voice slightly wavering. "Gotta go!"

She waved quickly at her fellow cabin member and sped off, running for her life.

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Rosalie watched as Yuki-Rin speedily was gone from sight.

"Hm…That's weird, even for her! Suspicious…" Rosalie murmured. "Oh well! I'll just investigate that later."

And then Rosalie went off to find some cookies.