AN: I DON'T EVEN KNOW, ANYMORE, GUYS 8U

This was made because I listened to a song and imagined Jason singing and dancing around and shaking his ass and stuff. Then I thought that Penelope and Lettie would be the background singers. The rest of the [more experienced] counselors would be the band, and DJ Mari would just be there because she's awesome like that and the song has too many background effects.

The original song is called "GO!GO!CARLITO!", and when you listen to it, you will understand why Jason would probably be ridiculous enough to sing it. :U

Main characters: Jason Fermatta, Penelope Grant, Lettie Renn

Side characters: The authoress, DJ Mari, Nathan Star, Taro Saru, Francine Lavilla, Zachary Rollod

The stage was set. Zachary Rollod on drums, Nathan Star on guitar, and Taro Saru on base guitar, with DJ Mari in the back ready to play the extra sound effects.

"I now regret knowing how to play the guitar," thought Nathan bluntly.

Meanwhile, Lettie Renn and Penelope were being ushered around backstage by Francine. They were objecting about going out there on stage, but Francine, with surprising strength, pushed them out on stage.

"Get into position!" she ordered, and went to go get into her front row seat.

"I now regret ever coming back to this camp," Lettie growled, glaring straight at Francine's retreating back.

"And I regret for letting this ever happen," stated Penelope, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"And I regret for lettin' any one of ya'll know of mah DJin' skillz, but ya don't see me bein' all pissy 'bout it," piped out Mari, not wanting to be left out.

"I, on the other hand, regret NOTHING. This is gonna be bitchin', you guys!" said a voice, penetrating the fourth wall. The one that spoke was most likely the authoress of this one-shot.

"Fuck off!" said Lettie. "Go and do your damn homework or something!"

"NEVER! Ahahaha!" the authoress burst out, until a shoe came sailing towards the fourth wall. "Fuck!"

A pane of the fourth wall was broken, and through it you could see the cover of an open laptop.

"You guys have to pay for that!" the authoress yelled out. "I'm not one of you damn rich kids, ya know!"

"Just let us get this over with, already!" burst out an irritated Nathan. Everyone turned to look at him, surprised. "She's dragging this out too long," he stated, and glared at the broken pane.

"Fine. But, you know, this will still be utterly humiliating!" the authoress said, and chuckled. "Good luck~!" The pane suddenly repaired itself. "Oh, and thanks for your money, suckers!"

Taro quickly reached into his back pocket and pulled out his wallet. "Hey! All my money's gone!" he said, horrified.

"Mine too," confirmed Zack.

"Well, shit," said Mari. "Hey, at least she left me a thank you note about being an awesome DJ!"

"Hey guys, the show's about to start!" said Jason, walking up on stage with a bright smile. He wore a fake moustache, a poncho, and a large sombrero.

Everyone was wearing a poncho, except Lettie and Penelope.

"We're ready!" he exclaimed, and Mari took that as her cue.

"Yo yo yo! Hey, everyone, let me present you a number by our camp director, Jason Fermatta!"

"Smile!" said Jason as the curtains rose.

"Oh, god, this was going to be SO embarrassing," Lettie said, flinching as all eyes where on the group.

DJ Mari began to play her sounds effects, and Zachary started rocking out on drums.

Nathan started playing guitar soon after, and then Jason quickly followed and started to sing.

"Hey, Senorita! Senorita Jasonita, you want to go with me to Mexico?" he started out, his left hand on his chest and his other hand outstretched towards Penelope. Penelope just crossed her arms over her chest with disapproval.

"Ah come on! I'm Jason!" he stated. The band started to build up now.

Jason did some hand motions as he sang. "Me-me-me wanna you wanna everybody wanna wanna"- and then he moved his hips in time of the words- "Go Go Go!"

"Me me me wanna you wanna everybody wanna wanna Go Go Go!" he repeated. The band's volume was starting to rise now.

Jason somehow obtained maracas, and was shaking them. "Who's that boy, you want to be amigo?" Lettie and Penelope harmonized, stepping in-synch from side to side.

"It's Jason! It's Jason!" Jason sang.

"Who's the boy I'll never let go?" the girls harmonized again.

"Ja-Ja-Jason! Ja-Ja-Jason!" he sang, fist pumping the air with his maraca.

"Who's the boy? Come and dance, amigo!" Lettie and Penelope sang, their hands bent up from the elbow, moving them in-synch.

"Ja-Ja-Jason! Ja-Ja-Jason!"

"Who's that boy?" and then they put up their hands to their chests. "Take a chance on me now –" and then moved them in a fluid motion outward "We want you so."

"Every night I'm walking walking very far and I'm very tired." Jason sang as he began to dance along the stage.

"Have no rest and no siesta mañana," he sang, shaking his head, and then he spun on his heel.

"I come to you in my sombrero," he sang, extending out his arm in the audience's direction. "I'm the best next hero," he now pointed a thumbs-up towards himself.

"Señorita, say caramba. Now it's fiesta time," he said as he spun on his heel facing Lettie and Penelope.

"Señorita, say caramba. Now it's fiesta time," he strolled over to Penelope, giving a flourishing bow to her, and looked up to smile at her, his eyes twinkling.

He then backed away from her, as her solo started. "Hey! Lets mi run away!" she sang, twirling. "Across Rio Grande with you hand in hand." She sang, stopping her twirling, her hand extended out to the audience.

"The night is so dark, so bright are the stars," she moved her arms from her side in a circular motion, and then raised them and spread them out. "There's got to be magic - come say who you areeee," she extended her arm while jumping backwards to her spot next to Lettie.

"Me me me wanna you wanna everybody wanna wanna Go Go Go!" Jason sang, shaking his maracas around.

"Carumba!" exclaimed Mari.

And then the song went on, until it finally came to a finish, because then this shit would be WAY too long and even more repetitive than it is.

"Who's that boy? Take a chance on me now - we want you soooo!" Lettie and Penelope sang, relieved that the song was finally nearing a close.

"Hey señorita where you going? You wanna be my Jasonita?" Jason finished, posing like Haruhi Suzumiya with Lettie and Penelope down next to him.

And then everyone wondered what the fuck the author was smoking when she wrote this.

But the fact was was that she didn't smoke anything, and that this was all a song's fault.

"Maybe, it only just a dream~" the author sang, doing the jazz hands.

Yeah, this chic was insane.