Enjy: WE NEED A LEADER!
Bill Sikes: I agree! I should be it!
Enjy: No, no! We need to have a democratic vote. All in favour of Bill Sikes, raise their hands!
(Only Bill raises his hand. At this point, the entire ABC Society enter the room I have locked them in.)
Enjy: All in favour of me, raise their hands!
(All of the people in the room, apart from Bill, raise their hands.)
Enjy: OK, that looks like the majority.
(Bill gives him a dirty look.)
Eppie: (to herself) One more day all on my own…
Dodger: Is that all you say?
Gavroche (who shall now be known as Gavvy): Leave my sister alone!
Dodger: No!
(The two boys launch into battle. Sighing, Eppie and Nancy come forward and separate them.)
Eppie: Are we going to get the authoress back or not?
Gavvy: For what?
Eppie: Are you actually thick? For locking us in here?
Marius: We're locked in?
Eppie: Yes. AM I THE ONLY SENSIBLE ONE?
Oliver: No! I am too!
Eppie: (gives him a look) Yes, you're sane. You who sings about love falling from skies.
Oliver: OI! (goes off somewhere)
Enjy: Good riddance.
Eppie: So, oh great leader, how are we getting out? And what are we doing after?
Enjy: Well, first we unlock the door.
Dodger: What kinda teacher did you 'ave?
Enjy: And then after that, we are going out onto the streets and convincing people to join the cause!
Marius: And what of the authoress?
Enjy: What authoress?
Fagin: WHERE IS SNOOFLES?
A/N: I must explain this. Fagin has a toy penguin called Snoofles. He gets very lonely without her.Bill: I don' know where Snoofles is! Per'aps you left 'er in the loft. Good riddance.
ABC Society and Enjy: VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE!
Eppie: One more day all on my own…
Javert: Where is 24601?
Valjie: Eep! (runs to a corner of the room at the sight of Javert and stays there, shaking and being rather pathetic)
Cosette and Marius: And yet with you my life has started…
Oliver: (playing with string) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
Gavvy and Dodger: (united against the strangeness of Oliver) EXILE 'IM!
Random Fagin's gang: Gin….
Javert: COME WITH ME 24601!
A/N: I think it's best if I leave it there- who knows what other monstrosities would ensue if I kept on writing… more coming, as long as you click on that little button! It's not that hard to miss. So, you know you want to! Pwease?