AN: I've had this for a while, but kept it because I had certain plans. I am making a large project for Camp Magikarp, so I had everything planned out; I was going to submit this MUCH later, so that I could get a head start with my project. BUT, since there's not much activity in my favorites and almost a week has passed since my last update, I decided to submit this crack chapter right now.
Oh well, I'll figure out some other system, I guess?
Anyway, I hope you enjoy that one-shot that's full of SWAG.
[[And, sorry, but I seem to find some people easier to write than others, so that's why I keep on writing about the same characters. Woops?]]
People around the camp where wondering why the fuck large TVs where placed in multiple places around Camp Magikarp that day. They were virtually everywhere, and they just seemed to have come from nowhere.
"I have a feeling that this is going to result in someone being stupid," Lettie thought, looking at the TV that was positioned outside her cabin while she walked by.
Many where inspecting the TVs, trying to find something weird about them. Nothing.
And then the TVs flickered into life, all at once.
"What in the world?" wondered Sunny Day, blinking in surprise at the TV.
Then Jason's picture flickered on the screen, and some strange music started to play while Jason moved on the screen. He had his arms up to his chest, fisted, and was moving from side to side.
"I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
Then Taro popped on the screen, with a smile on his face and mouthed "SWAG."
Jason came back on again, dancing to the music. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
Taro came up again, mouthing "SWAG."
Then Jason, again. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
Then popped up Joshua Night, doing motions as Jason, his usual cheerful grin in place. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
Raven Castiel popped up, an eyebrow raised and an unamused look on his face, mouthing the word "SWAG".
Josh came on, again. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
Raven Castiel came up again, mouthing "SWAG".
Then came up the Kotuku twins, doing the dance to the music. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
Nathan Star popped up, face emotionless as he mouthed "SWAG".
Then the Kotuku twins again. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
And Nathan again, mouthing "SWAG".
Then Carrie and Larker came onto the screen, both grinning as they did the dance. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
Then Trick came on the screen, mouthing "SWAG" with her usual mischievous grin in place.
Carrie and Larker appeared again. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
And Trick again, mouthing "SWAG".
Hydro Pump appeared, doing a dance with a bit of a smirk and a questioning look. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
Then 'Steven' appeared, smirking and confident as he mouthed "SWAG".
Hydro again. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts."
Then, the screens of all the TVs suddenly faded to black. Everyone kept on staring, having been entranced by the display on the screens.
Well, all except the ones that came on the little program of sorts, of course. They were just gaping at the screens, not believing that they were in what they watched. Others mistook this as them being surprised that the video was aired to the camp.
"How the hell did they get that footage?" Nathan, 'Steven', Josh, and Trick thought.
…
Meanwhile, Carie and Larker were trying to not laugh their asses off as they watched the surprised looks on everyone's faces.
They went far into the forest, and burst into hysterics.
"Oh-Oh ARCEUS," wheezed out Carrie, holding on her stomach.
"Their F-FACES," let out Larker, who was holding his own stomach. "Holy FUCK, that was amazing,"
They finally calmed down after a few minutes.
"Larker, you have the BEST ideas!" said Carrie, wiping the tears that had ran down her face from laughing so much.
"No, you're the one that was able to plan it all out!" objected Larker, wiping her own tears from her face. "That was some pretty tricky work you thought up of!"
They then high-fived each other, and both got up from the ground. They began walking back towards the camp.
"Making another one would probably be even more risky, but I bet it'd be worth it!" exclaimed Larker, grinning at his partner.
"Yeah! But I think we should stick to what we've been doing. Can't pull of a lotta large-scale pranks, or they'll catch onto us!" said Carrie, and Larker nodded solemnly.
"Still…" he said, and then burst into song at the same time with Carrie. "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! SWAG! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts! I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts!"
They laughed, and began talking about their next prank.
AN Explanation:
Those who were in the video, other than Carrie and Larker, didn't know what the whole being taped thing was for. They didn't know that they were dancing to the song; Carrie had edited it so that it looks like they were.
Anyway, how the fuck did they pull it off without people knowing right away that they were the ones that did it? Well, Larker mentioned that if them themselves were in the video, then it'd throw people off of them being behind the prank. So they did just that, filming themselves doing the dance.
Also, Carrie did a whole bunch of intricate planning and obtaining the video footage. Really, it was genius on her part to put it all together. The idea of the song and the prank, though, came from Larker.
The song is "I'm so fresh [you can suck my nuts]" by Soulja Boy.
See [UTUBE][dot]com[backslash]watch?v=Kb9xxlvJhlU for an example of the dance.