Red vs. Blue: Church's Nephew

Chapter 2: Mr. Brick

I don't own Red vs. Blue

They woke up at three, 100 laps, ate soy toast and eggs…and tofu. Practiced for six hours.

Sergeant Church sat down.

"Let's lay down some rules." He said taking out a brick

"This is Mr. Brick, he'll pay a visit to your head if you piss me off, that's all.""What's your name?" Asked Caboose

SLAM! Mr. Brick slammed against his head.

Tucker and Wash backed up,

"Am I clear?""Yes, sir!" Said both Tucker and Washington

"Name…" He said pointing at Tucker.

"Private Tucker, sir!""Your name…" Pointing to Wash

"Um…Private David Consanza!""Alright…" He said writing on his clipboard

"Um…Tucker, you take sniper. Go to the top of the base and kill any reds near."Tucker grabbed the sniper and left.

"Um, Consanza, take patrol in front of the base."He turned to Caboose."Guard the inside!"

7:34am

Sergeant Church came up to Private Consanza,

"Um, Private Consanza?""Yes, sir?"

"Where would be the best place for some nuclear devices?""Well, there's the crashed pelican, I remember your uncle saying there was a large amount of nuclear radiation.""Thanks." The Sergeant said before jumping in the man cannon.

Wash was there, alone with his thoughts,

"Why…would he need a nuclear device?"

8:04am

Joseph…I mean Sergeant Church came back with some barrels, full of green substances. He pushed them inside the base.

12:34 am

Tucker turned in his bed,

God! What is that kid doing? He thought

KABOOM!"Experiment 231-G failed. Experiment 673-F successful. Sorry 231-G" The Sergeant said before Tucker heard a gunshot and a non man like scream.

"Well… the ghouls seem to be more successful. The bomb is ready."Bomb?

A door opened as Tucker heard footsteps across his door.

All of a sudden his door opened as Wash stepped in."Tucker…did you hear that?"

"Yeah… um….Wash what are ghouls?"

"I don't know""Oh my God, your both gay." They heard a voice behind him.

They turned to see the Sergeant,

"Oh my God…""No, we're not gay…"

"Yeah…SURE you aren't" He said sarcastically and left whispering

AT RED BASE

"Simmons, wake up!" Came a thick southern accent

"Hm, Sarge? What is it?"

"I saw the new blue team sergeant near the crashed pelican""So?"

"So? That means two things! The blues are still at war with us! And there building a nuclear bomb!"

"Sarge, it's probably a coincidence.""Yeah, maybe I'm just paranoid."He got up and walked to the door…

"Simmons…. Get the jeep"

"Sarge…we don't have a jeep.""Well…get a freelancer one!"

Sarge left

"Oh my God!" He said getting up

2:56am

"Sarge…I'm tired!" Grif said

"Shut up! Or you'll die in your sleep!"

"Sarge, I didn't get a chance to put on my makeup!" Donut complained

(I'm just going to add him)

"Shut up! ATTACK!" They were right in front of the base when a flashlight was in front on them.

"Um…can I help you?" Asked Sergeant Church

"Why are you all awake now?""We wake up at three now" Wash answered.

"Hi, Caboose!" Said Donut

"Hi Donut!" Caboose responded

"Sleepover at Friday?"

"Yeah!"

"WHAT! SLEEPOVER! HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP CABOOSE!"

SLAM! A brick slammed against Sarge's head.

"Blue team….ATTACK!"

TO BE CONTINUED