Red vs. Blue: Church's Nephew
Chapter 4: The Hostage
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The Blue Team waited outside the doors, listening to Donut's screams.
"Oh, we haven't even began, yet!" Said Sergeant Church and the noise of a drill came.
"TELL ME!"
RED BASE:
"Alright then men…well, man…Simmons, you're the only one here…Grif's a traitor! Where is he anyway?""Eating chips while watching TV""Alright…doesn't matter! Let's discuss our plan to save Donut!"
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Sarge and Simmons were in front of Blue Base.
"Excuse me?"Tucker popped out.
"What?""Can we speak with your Sergeant?"Tucker left, in a few seconds
"What do you want?" He asked "Can we have Donut back…""Fine….if we can take Simmons.""How about Grif?" "No…"
"Fine!"
"But we get someone!""Fine…Caboose.""No…Constanza!""Goodbye""Fine, fine!"
"And money!"
At the end, the reds walked away with Donut, and Caboose, and the blue's got Simmons…and three hundred bucks.
As the Reds were walking away…Sarge noticed something…
"We lost Simmons!"
BLUE BASE
"Well…Simmons…..TELL US YOUR TEAM'S SECRETS!""Never!""Come on…your gonna make me do this….Costanza….drill!"
"No…no…no…no…NO!" Screamed Simmons.
"Tucker, Caboose…armor!"They took off Simmons armor, his glasses shined in the light.
Church started up the drill…and stuck it in his leg.
"AHHHH!" He cried
RED TEAM
They walked inside the base.
Grif was asleep on the couch, popcorn spilled all over him. Drooling all over himself.
"Grif, wake up!" Sarge said, punching him
Grif woke up.
"Hm, what is it?""We rescued Donut.""Ok, where's Simmons?""Blues got 'im""Can I get his room?""No!"Grif went back to sleeping.
Donut decorated his room, and Sarge polished his shotgun.
Caboose…was eating cookies.
SARGE'S ROOM
Sarge was laying on his bed, watching TV on the Red Network
"Now, in Red News. The Battle of Standoff has been won! But sadly, we lost many people!""At least we killed those dirty blues!" He said
BLUE BASE
Sergeant was torturing Simmons, Tucker making dinner, and Wash was watching TV.
This battle was in halftime, but Simmons is about to fess up a secret…so shocking! That it could change the course of the War FOREVER!We will tell you this secret….right now. Sarge's computer password is 'password'
A FEW HOURS LATER
"Wow, that's what he told you?" Wash asked
"And that there are bombs under the base, we could use for our advantage!"
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Blue Team was ready to kill the Reds.
Sargent started a speech
"Alright men, today! Is the day, we will win the battle! On the Blue Network, it will say
'Battle of Valhalla!Won by Blue Team!'
Can you see it? A victory, a future! For Blue Team! God Bless Blue! .Blue!
Many will die, mostly the blues, and Caboose if we 'accidentally' kill him! Now, any questions?"
"Um, we only have three people." Said Wash
"Of course! Experiment 735-J come on out!"
A mutant twice the size of Washington came out.
"NOW TO BATTLE, CHARGE!"
TO BE CONTINUED