Red vs. Blue: Church's Nephew

Chapter 5: Can't We Talk This Out? II

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"Attention Red Team! This is your sworn enemies, the Blue Team! Surrender now, and we might only torture you!" Sergeant Church yelled in a megaphone!

"We'll never surrender to you Blues!" Sarge yelled back

"Fine, we'll just kill you!"

"Alright! We surrender!" Grif yelled

"Grif! Shut up!" Yelled Sarge

"There will be no distractions to have us not kill you, this time!"

Donut came up and whispered in Sarge's ear."

Um…can't we talk this out? Maybe something so we're both happy!" Sarge said

"What did you have in mind?"

"Well… if you leave forever, I'll give you back Caboose, and give you Donut and Grif!"

"Hm…I was thinking more of, how about we kill all your team except for you, make you watch, and then YOU leave forever!"

"Hm…I don't like that."

"Then we'll just kill you all!"

"Fine, fine. We'll go with your idea!"

"Why?"

"Well, we kinda waste all our weapons trying to make a robot to kill you!"

"Sad! No deal! ATTACK!"

Sarge jumped away from the ledge, as Blue Team opened fire!

Sarge ran inside the base

"We're all going to die!" He announced

"Hide!" Yelled Grif

Sarge hid in the cupboards, Donut in the dryer, Grif under the couch(Even though he didn't quiet fit).

Sarge heard the steps of Blue Team, walking down the hall.

"Oh my God!" He heard Church

"Hey! Fatty, your not fooling no body! Costanza! Take him back to base!"

"What about the rest?" Asked Tucker

"Set the bombs! There will be no trace of Red Team!"

NEAR THE CRASHED PELICAN

Simmons, even though injured, looked at Red Base, he was so close! He slid across the wall. Down at the bottom was Blue Team! Wash stepped out of the base with a thumbs up. They walked away.

He couldn't wait much longer, he made a dash toward the base.

KABOOM!

Bombs filled the inside as fire spread in the base, bombs exploded upwards to the top. The top fell, causing a cave in at the river. A large bomb to finish it off. It was gone. Forever. All of a sudden, he was knocked out.

BLUE BASE

"We won! We won! We still have more battles to win! We won! Next, we have Zanzibar, then Narrows, then Sandbox, then…""Sir, Simmons has escaped!" Wash said

"Then we have Assembly, them…WHAT? We can't have a Red left alive, if there's one alive, it will spread, and spread! We also need a replacement!"

CAVES

Simmons woke up, seeing Grif.

"Sarge, he's awake!"

"Good! Hello Simmons!"Simmons got up.

"Hey, what happened?"

"What do you think happened, they blew up our base!"Sarge said

"Oh no, no, no! Please tell me this is a dream!" He said and punched Grif"

Ow, why'd you do that for?"

"To make sure I wasn't dreaming!"

"Great idea, Simmons!" He said punching Grif up the jaw.

"Nope, no dream!"

"What are we going to do?" "We're going to rebuild!"

BLUE BASE

Sergeant Church stepped in the living room.

"I am proud to present you! Our newest member, Tom!"The same mutant stepped through.

"I just changed his name!"

TO BE CONTINUED