Red vs. Blue: Church's Nephew
Chapter 6: The Virus
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The Red Team, the team without a base. They were living in a small cave, no weapons, and only the ground to sleep on. Sarge was pacing back and forth.
"Those dirty Blues! I always knew they could swoop low but not THIS low!"
"Sarge, I was thinking about something." Said Simmons
"What is it?"
"Well, none of this would never happen if it wasn't for the new sergeant. So if we can get rid of him, the blues will be back to normal."
"Great idea, Simmons! But how are we going to get him away from the base?"Sarge looked at Grif
"I think I know how! Grif! Take off your clothes!"
"What?"
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Wash was standing outside of the base, Tucker came up to him.
"Um…Costanza?" He asked
"Hm? Yeah Tucker?"
"Why are we at guard post even though we won?"
"Well Sergeant Church says Simmons might still be alive."
"I'm tired!"
Sergeant Church came up the base.
"Um…I have some bad news and good news!"
"Good news."
"No, good news goes with the bad news. Bad News: I can't find The Red Team's bodies. Good News: They may have disintegrated!"
"So… there's a 50/50 chance they might be alive."
"Yes, they might be under rocks, in caves. We need to dump our nuclear waste, so we can kill two birds with one stone. We can dump the waste under rocks and caves, if we kill them while doing it, all the better! We can also use my new Lung-Crusher gas also!"
"Lung-Crusher?"
"It's a gas I made recently! It gives the person a virus which doctors nor anyone can detect! The symptoms include: Vomiting, diarrhea, large headaches, seizures, memory loss, large doses of radiation, and at the end, the lungs will collapse! Killing them, and did I mention? It's contagious!"
"HEY BLUE TEAM! YOU SUCK!" Came a voice, it was Grif, naked
"Um…where are your clothes?" Asked Tucker
"Sarge, um I mean, I like being naked!"
"They're sergeant's alive?
""Um, bye!" Grif said running away
RED BASE
Grif ran inside
"Wait, Sarge. How is that going to get him away?"
"It's not, I just did it for you can be humiliated!"
"Sarge, they were talking…"
"What about?"
"I don't know! Something called a 'Lung-Crusher'"
"Hm, must be a tank or something. Compared to us, our technology makes us look like cavemen!" Sarge said, looking at Donut, making a fire by rubbing sticks together.
Caboose came in the cave.
"Hi everybody!"
"Caboose! I thought you died!"
"Oh no! I…I Aah…Ahh!"All of a sudden Caboose started moving uncontrollably.
"I think he's having a seizure!" Said Simmons as he tried to keep him still
"Gahshdhdsndnjdjsd" He started crying as he fell on the floor, still twitching uncontrollably.
He stopped. Breathing."Caboose!""Huh, who are you?""I'm Simmons!""Are you OK?""Yeah, just a really bad sneeze. I'm OK Sergeant!"
"I'm Simmons.""Oh yeah!" He said getting up, and falling knocked out.
"What just happened?" Asked Grif
BLUE BASE
"Excellent! We have Caboose to spread the disease! Only I have the cure, when they come begging for it! We'll kill them all! Blue Team shall have it's victory! Now if you'll both excuse me…" He said walking to his office
He walked inside his office, with blue flags and poster supporting the Blue Army. He sat down at his comfy chair, opening his
"Worst enemy Book."
He crossed out
'Red Team'
Under
'Zombie Hitler'
Before
'Zombie Bin Laden'
He looked down at his list he looked at two very important people
"Freelancer Texas aka Tex"
And
"Freelancer Washington aka Wash"
He wrote in something next to Wash
"Freelancer Washinton aka Wash, aka David Costanza."
"Oh, Washinton. You think I'm stupid? No, I'm not. You'll be getting what you deserve soon, traitor."
Church got up, and tore down the "Blue = Good" Poster, to show another poster
"PROJECT FREELANCER" It said
"Oh, don't worry director! You'll have them soon, and I'll have my money and rightful technology also. The technology…THAT BELONGS TO ME! He yelled, laughing evilly.
"All that stands in my way are those two meddling teams! The Nuclear bomb will be ready soon. Leaving no trace of the battle. It's going to be 9/11 all over again! All I need to do is find Tex!"
TO BE CONTINUED