Red vs. Blue: Church's Nephew
Chapter 8: The Really Crazy Chapter with a Whole Bunch of People of Games I played!
I don't own Red vs. Blue or Fallout or Silent Hill or Halo or Monopoly or ANYTHING ELSE!
RED TEAM
They were at the edge of the canyon, getting to the top of those tall stone walls.
The Reds, and Caboose walked through the snowy snow. "Come on! We gotta get to the library!" Said Sarge
"We don't even know where it is!" Said Grif
"Well…according to this map! There's a small settlement to the north, if we keep going forward! We'll make it!"
They continued on… reaching the settlement they looked around.
"Hello…" Said a Blonde Lady with a Black coat
"My name is Claudia! Claudia Wolf…are you here to join The Order?"
"What's The Order? Some police guys?" Asked Sarge
"Sarge!" Simmons whispered in his ear
"They're the crazy cult from Silent Hill! They burn people for fun!""Oh don't worry, I've been in a bunch of Cults!"
"Hey guys!" Came a familiar purple friend
"Doc?" They all asked at once
"Yep! After being released from being Wash's prisoner, I joined The Order…the true faith."
"OK… do you want to join us on an adventure?""Alrighty, let me get my sweater!"
Doc came out and skipped over to Red Team."All right pals! Let's go!"
They walked along the trail…trying to fight the cold, it would have been easier if Doc would shut up about "The True Faith"
"And so Alessa will birth god! And all that believe shall be saved!" he preached
"Wow! Doc that is a good story."
"It isn't a story Caboose…it's the truth!"
"Doc, shut up!" Simmons said
"Very well…god shall show you the truth!
""Oh my God, shut up!"
"Do you not see the truth, Simmons? Your praying to a false god!"
"Doc, shut up!"
"Wait guys…we're reaching another town."
All of a sudden the Monopoly man came up to them!
"Hello everybody! Welcome to Sleepy Ville! Where all we do is sleep!"
"Awesome!" Said Gri
f"Do you have passports?"
"Um…no!"
"Sixty Five."
Sarge paid him the money"
Each…"
"Never mind…"
"Oh…come on Sarge!""No!"
"Well the only way past this place is Shepard's Glen, and that isn't a nice neighborhood."
"Alright!"
A FEW HOURS LATER
They were walking through the foggy town Shepard's Glen.
"Great going Sarge!"
"Shut up Grif…wait. What the…?" Asked Sarge
They looked, the road has been obliterated.
"What do you want?" Came a voice, they turned to see an old man
"How do we get to the other side?" Doc asked
"Use the old building, Dunder Mifflin…"
They walked down the alley. Everyone was scared, but they didn't want to admit it.
All of a sudden Doc's radio started going off. Then a monster came, it was indescribable. It looked like a fleshy body bag.
"Shoot it!""I don't have a weapon!" Said Simmons
"Me neither!" Said Grif
"Uh oh!" Said Sarge
"Don't look at me!"
Sarge looked at a dead body, he grabbed the pistol in front of him, and shot.
The monster stumbled back, and sprayed a liquid, the ground melted. It was acid. Sarge took another shot, it stumbled back again.
"Kill it!" Yelled Simmons, as Sarge shot two more times.
The monster rushed toward them, then fell and died.
Static cleared out on Doc's radio.
They continued on…walking past broken wood and broken down cars.
They stepped on some garbage cans, jumping over the wooden fence.
They kicked down a fence, looked around and continued to the
building.
They walked down the road, reaching the parking lot, cars were flipped over. Over the sign of 'Dunder Mifflin' said 'KEEP OUT!'
They walked inside, tiles and lights, were broken and hanging from the ceiling. The elevator was broken, so they broke through the stairway door.
They walked up the stairs, walking past the broken stairs. Sarge lit a flashlight, looking around.
They walked up some more stairs, the stairway was blocked, so they climbed the rubble. Noticing the building was split I half, they walked the bridge to the other side.
They looked to the side, seeing a shadow…they walked up to it.
"Freeze!" Came a voice, a man in a suit and glasses
"Wow! Calm down!"
"All right! I'll take you to King Michael!"
They walked down a hallway, to see a man in a suit and a newspaper crown. "Ah! Greetings! I am King Michael Scott!"
"Can we pass?" Asked Doc
"Once you do something for me! There is an outcast in my building! Toby Flenderson!"
"Alright…"They walked over to the other side of the building to see a sad guy.
"Hey, you Toby?""Yeah.""Um…the King wanted us to kill you.""You know he's crazy and needs to be stopped…"
BOOM
Sarge already shot Toby.
They went back to Michael,
"Ah, you killed him, very well. You may pass."
They walked through the door, coming out the other end.
"Well, that was fun.""Yeah."
All of a sudden a man came up to them.
"Have you seen a little girl?" He asked
"No…""Oh…..she's probably dead anyways. Can I follow you around?""Sure.""My name's Harry, Harry Mason.""That's a nice name."They continued on…
They walked past the sign of Shepard's Glen, entering Silent Hill.
The rain stopped as Silent Hill was about ten times foggier than Shepard's Glen.
They walked past a café, walking down Bachman road, it was broken down.
They turned on Finney St. and walked down to see the road destroyed, they took a detour toward Levin St.
BLUE BASE
"The Reds have been gone for a few hours.""Yep, they sure have."
All of a sudden a bright light flashed in the middle of the canyon. Two figures emerged.
"Oh, goody! Just like we practiced, men!"
They surrounded the two figures.
"Freeze! This is Blue Team! Drop your weapons, you will be taken into custody and questioned!"All of a sudden one of the figures sprinted toward the sergeant and punched him, sending him back.
Wash kicked the figure in the back, the figure fell and got back up. Wash tried to punch it, but it dodged, it grabbed him and tossed him as Tucker swung his sword, the figure grabbed him hand.
"Ah! Uncle, uncle!"
"Wait?" Said the other figure
"JOSEPH?"Sergeant Church turned and said
"That's Sergeant Church to you! Maggot!"
"You're the sergeant!"
Tucker and Wash nodded in reply.
"Who's this."
"Tex!" She said
Sergeant Church turned.
"I'll be in my office…"
"What's with him and his office!" Tucker said
"How did you get out, you ask?" Church said
"No, your nephew turned our lives into a living Hell!"
"What does he do? Throw bricks at you and make you eat tofu?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh, he's happy! One time he bit a man's ear off with his bare teeth."
"Come on…let's go inside." Wash said as they all entered the base.
TO BE CONTINUED