Red vs. Blue: Church's Nephew
Chapter 9: The Really Crazy Chapter with a Whole Bunch of People of Games I played! II
I don't own Red vs. Blue or Fallout or Silent Hill or Halo or Monopoly or ANYTHING ELSE!
RED TEAM
They walked down the street.
"How is this the way to the library?"
"I don't know!"They walked past the hospital, wondering where they were, they looked at the map.
Doc's radio started to static up again, as they saw one of those human body bags.
Sarge shot the gun, tick tick, the gun was out of ammo.
"We're dead!" Grif yelled
"I can help anyone who's injured" Doc offered before he was sprayed with acid
"Medic! Medic!" He cried
"Look!" Said Donut, pointing to a wall with an axe lodged in it.
Simmons grabbed it, and swung it. Sending the monster back.
Simmons swung it in it's shoulder, it shrieked in pain. It shot some more acid, missing the group, Simmons swung it at his head, decapitating it.
They walked on, afraid of another attack, they decided to split up and meet at the library.
"Alright Grif! You go with Donut!""I don't want to be with him! And how are we going to find the library?"
"Alright then, Negative Nancy! You can go alone!"
At the end it was
Sarge/Simmons
Doc/Donut
And
Grif
Let's start off with Sarge and Simmons making
Siarmmgeons!
They walked in the fog, wondering where to go, they looked down at a pile of blood. They saw a radio, Simmons grabbed it and examined it. Nothing, he grabbed it and they walked down the road.
Now it's
Docnut!
They both walked down the road, wondering where to go.
"This place needs more natural lighting!" Donut examined
They walked down the road looking to the sides.
BLUE BASE
Caboose was crying, Sergeant Church is trying to kill Tucker, Wash passes out, and Church and Tex…just simply shocked how things went to Hell since they left.
Sergeant Church shot his assault rifle at Tucker.
"Why won't you die?" He asked before sitting down
"So, things are pretty hectic! Coffee?"
"Yeah…"
"TEN DOLLARS!"
"Never mind…
""Fine then…cheap skate. So because we have no where to sleep! This is what's happening! I'm staying in the same place, Tex you'll share with Tucker and Church will share with Caboose!"
"Oh no! I'm NOT sleeping even NEAR Tucker…"
"Fine, you three will all share with Caboose."
"Never mind! Tucker's fine!""
"I thought so…stupid"
Sergeant Church got up and chased after Tucker with a frying pan.
BLUE BASE 9:23
Church and Caboose tried to squeeze in the bed.
"Church?" Caboose asked
"What?"
"Can you read me a bed time story?"
"No…"
"Please?"
"Fine, Once there was a retard named Caboose and he died! The end!"
"Church?"
"GO TO SLEEP!"
TO BE CONTINUED
