Screen fades to black, and then fades back in, A men in a red tunic is sitting in front of the camera struggling with the wireless microphone. "These profligate devices are accursed in more ways than one. Caesar is wise to avoid using such technology," the sharp eyed man looks off screen, visibly angry. Leaning forward he nods his head and says, "Yes. Yes. Alright. Your excuses fail to impress me. Is it working now? Well then, fine, let's begin this farce."

Fade to title. "Tell us about your experiences with Courier Six."

The screen blackens again and fades in on the Legionary, looking forward, one eyebrow raised curiously. White text appears below him as he begins to speak, it reads "Vulpes Inculta, Head of Caesar's Frumentarii." "Ah yes, the profligate wench. I met her the first time after I had purified the town of Nipton. I was walking out of the town hall; having washed my hands of the last of those pitiless whores, when from the smoke came a single figure. The first thing I could make out was that whomever was shooting the men strung up on the crosses, I assume in an act of ill put mercy. She saw my troops, but continued to march forward boldly yet cautiously. She stayed her gun at her side, obviously outnumbered by the group of bloodied Legion Veterans, and watched with appropriate awe as I walked down the steps of NiptonTown Hall."

Camera turns so that Vuples' is side profile, exaggerating the shadows caused by his high cheek bones and making him look as dangerous as he is. "I remember she stopped in the sandy patch at the center of the road and watched me. I could tell she was sizing up the situation, waiting for me to act before she shot at any of us. Moved by her bravery I spoke to her, I told her of my actions, how Nipton was made an example of in order to illustrate the beauty of Caesar's vision."

Hard cut to a close up of Vulpes face, he speaks, looking a little like Hannibal Lector. "She told me she saw a purity in my actions, and agreed to tell the Profligate NCR of what she had witnessed. I believe she did it too, made them all aware of the Lottery at Nipton. The profligates turned her, however; and when next we met I believe her heart was already tainted."

The shot pulls back and shows Vulples Inculta sitting on a stool, his hands placed coolly on his lap as he sits with the erect posture expected of a lifelong soldier. He nods for a second, acknowledging a prompt from off camera , clears his throat, and begins again, "I saw Courier Six again in New Vegas. Lord Caesar had asked me to bestow his blessed mark upon her, and direct her towards Fortification Hill. She seemed interested only after I mentioned the head off the Chairmen had been captured there and was waiting as a prize to her."

Vuples nods again off stage and the camera closes in on the gaunt features of his head. "She seemed very interested in this information. My men inside the Tops told me she'd seduced Benny, having carnal relations with him in his own room, but lacking the foresight to murder her foe while he slumbered. It illustrates what a sick profligate whore she was and that Caesar is better off without her corrupting influence. She's to headstrong to even make it as a slave, I suspect she'd have been dead by Legion hands, not long after we would have taken the Dam. We have no place in our society for women with that base of moral character."

The screen goes dark, and a title reading "Tell us about what happened between Caesar and Courier Six." When the words fade back in we have a pulled out shot of Vulpes sitting on the stool. He shifts in his seat as he laughs sarcastically. "The cheap profligate slut impressed Caesar; she even fooled him into believing she'd carried out his orders. He spoke very well of her while she was under the fort amongst Robert House's robots, but when she emerged she proved her disloyalty almost immediately."

The camera switches to a close up of his face against the black background, "She freed that degenerate Benny. By our accounting she slipped him a Stealth Boy and something to pick his chains with. How she managed to get that bit of old world tech past our guards has been the subject of great debate, and several beatings. At that point she was chased from the Fort by Caesar's Praetorian guards. It is unfortunate she lived to breath of it to the NCR, but she had smuggled a small pistol along with the Stealth Boy. I doubt I will ever see her again, but given the chance I'd like to teach Courier Six, once and for all, how valuable a gift freedom is."

The screen fades as Vulpes stands and removes the microphone gently, placing it on the chair as he talks to someone off screen.