The guy turned around and showed his face. Riley jumped back and almost pooped himself. The man had a creepy face and long black hair. There wasn't that much hair in the front though. He had a deep, creepy voice and said, "Why did you do that?, My name is The Undertaker.".
He stood up and punched Riley in the face. And then he slammed Riley through a table. RVD tried to help, but then he got double chokeslammed. When Undertaker was about to smash Riley with a chair, Edge appeared out of nowhere and Speared him.
"Let's get out of here!", Edge yelled.
Riley and Edge run into a local store. The clerk said, "Welcome to the Carlito Shop!". Edge Speared Carlito and stole all of the money out of the cash register.
Meanwhile, back at the WWE...
"Arrgh! Riley, Riley, Riley is coming back! We need someone to stop him, Kane!", Miz said to Kane. The doorbell rang.
"Someone's here to see you, sir!", Kane said.
A blond guy walked in.
"Christian! What do you want now!". Miz said, annoyed.
"I have a new guy who can take out Edge and anyone you put in front of him!", Christian replied happily. "His name...Is the Great Khali!".
A seven foot two guy busted through the door.
"How did you get this giant!", Miz said, surprised.
"It's a buddy of mine named Jinder Mahal!", Christian grinned.
All of a sudden, a puny dude about half the size of The Great Khali walked in.
"How did you get this giant to follow your orders?", Miz asked Jinder.
"I have his sister under my control.", Jinder replied.
"Wow, that's cold...", Miz replied.
Back in TNA...
"Who actually carries around their birth certificate?", Edge said, laughing.
"Hey! You've been looking through that wallet for hours now!", Riley replied, annoyed.
RVD walked in.
"I know someone who lives on the border of WCW...I'm trying to hide you, cause everyone in WWE is looking for you", he told Riley.
"What's her name?", asked Edge.
"Stephanie...", RVD replied.
"Does she have a lot of money?", asked Edge.
"I dunno...", RVD shrugged.
"Do you have a lot of money?", Edge continued.
"I have 50 bucks in my pocket", RVD replied.
Edge Speared RVD and jacked his cash.
"Okay, Let's go..", he replied.
A few hours later, Edge and Riley arrive at the house.
"I guess she doesn't have much money...", Riley shrugged.
"GET OFF MY FREAKING PROPERTY!", A girl screamed out the window.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY!", Edge screamed back.
"I'M THE FREAKING MAYOR'S KID, I'M FREAKING LOADED!". The girl replied.
"WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR MONEY!", Edge screamed.
"Stop it, Edge...RVD SENT US!", Riley said.