At the WCW/ECW Border...
Edge looks out the widow and screamed:
"MOVE IT FATTY!".
"That's a car, not a fat person, stupid!", Riley muttered.
"Oh, sorry, I mistaken Triple H for it...", Edge replied, grinning.
Triple H and Edge, who was driving, started beating the crap out of each other. A fat guy named Mark Henry stopped the car.
"Get out of the car!", He yelled.
Steph stared. "I see a two things wrong with this issue...".
Mark dragged Riley out of the car and Worlds Strongest Slammed him onto it. And then he WSSed Edge onto the ground and did the same to Triple H on the roof.
Mark threw Stephanie out of the car and put a brick on the gas pedal. Triple H was still on the roof when the car drove into a TNT Store and blew him to smithereens.
Steph whimpered.
Suddenly John Cena Attitude Adjusted Mark Henry onto Edge.
"Since your husband was blown up, I'm still available", John grinned at Stephanie. She slapped him on the face. Edge got up and Speared Cena into the door. Steph kissed him.
"HOLY COW! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED! THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER IS MARK HENRY SLAMMING ME THROUGH A CAR, A BIG EXPLOSION, CENA RANDOMLY SHOWING UP AND EDGE SPEARING CENA!", Riley cried.
"Edge's arm is broken! Riley's face is stupid!".
Edge jacked a car and ran over Cole.
Meanwhile in WWE...
Kane walked in.
"What now!", Miz said, annoyed.
"We just got word that Cole got run over multiple times by a car...", Kane announced.
"This is our Final Option...HIDE!", Miz screamed.
Back at ECW...
"I can't believe we're hitchhiking!", Riley cried.
A speeding car ran over Edge. Chris Jericho got out, did the Codebreaker on Edge, threw him in the trunk and sped off.
"What just happened?", Riley asked.
Steph started chasing the car.
"I LOVE YOU EDGE!", She yelled.
The car kept driving and Steph slowed down. Another car stopped. A guy with stubby hair, a stubby beard and creepy looks...but in a good way opened the door.
"Need a ride?", he asked.
'Thanks!", Riley replied. He and Steph got into the car.
"What's your name?", asked Riley.
"My name is Randall Orton, but everyone calls me Randy", the man replied.
Back at WWE Castle...
Jericho walked in.
"We got Edge", he said.
Kane threw Edge in.
Miz goes up to Jericho.
"Thanks", and then he throws Edge down the stairs into the prison chambers.
Edge gets up and looks around. He sees Vince McMahon.
"I got an escape plan! But you got to listen...".
Edge Speared Vince.
"I do this alone", he said.
Sandman was the prison guard.
Edge threw a beer across the room and Sandman chased it.
ECW/WWE Border...
"This is the border of WWE, I can't take you much further. Suddenly CM Punk jumps onto the hood, smashes the hood and pulls out Randy.
"I'LL GET YOU RANDY!", They started beating up each other on the hood. Riley takes the wheel.
"You know you're getting into WWE Country when stuff like this happens...", Steph muttered.
Randy Orton RKO's Punk beside the car and they fly back. They hit a wall and everyone flies out. Next thing you know, a hand popped out of the ground.
"Oh, brother...", Riley muttered.