Riley ran around in circles and screamed.
"What the heck...", Steph said.
Another arm popped out of the ground.
Riley screamed more. Undertaker came out of the ground. Riley poked him and he went back into the hole.
"Hey! Whack-a-Taker!", Steph said.
Riley glared at her.
"Why do you never take anything seriously?".
Steph shrugged.
Back at WWE Castle...
"Come over here midget!", Edge asked.
"Wfdfdhjuukl!", Hornswoggle replied in a rush. He gave Edge the keys. Edge opened the door.
Back with Riley...
"We have to cross this mote...", Riley said.
Suddenly a white thing came out from under the mote.
"If you want to cross this mote, fella ,you gotta get through me!", Sheamus said with an Irish accent.
Riley tried to get past Sheamus, but he slipped and fell into the mote.
Steph sighed, "Moron.".
Riley climbed back up. Suddenly they heard something.
"Riley sucks! Riley sucks! Stephanie's really stupid!".
Riley threw Cole into Sheamus and they both flew into the mote.
"What the frigg! We ran over Cole like a million times...I miss Edge!", Steph said.
Riley and Steph ran to the Castle doors. They opened the door and read a sign.
"Welcome to the ECW Castle!", Steph read. "Darn! Orton lied to us...Figures!".
Riley saw Jerry Lawler.
"The King has a car you can use!", Lawler announced.
Riley jumped out of the Castle window and landed on the car, and the car imploded.
"ARE YOU DEAD, RILEY!", Steph shouted.
"No! I'm alive!", Riley replied.
Del Rio drove by and got out of the car.
"MY NAME IS ALBERTO DEL RIO!".
Riley whacked him with a baseball bat and jacked his car.
Back in WWE Castle..
Jericho walked down the stairs. Edge Speared him and jacked his wallet.
"Wow! $500! I hit the jackpot!", Edge announced in glee.
Edge heard Miz yelling.
"THROW ALL THOSE DISGUSTING CHAIRS DOWN THE STAIRS!".
A whole bunch of chairs flew down the stairs. About ten of then hit Edge in the face and knocked him out.
Back in ECW...
A random car hit Riley and Steph's car.
"What...", Steph muttered.
The guy got out of the car. It was RVD!
"That's for ditching me, you morons!", he shouted. Suddenly a car hit RVD. It was Ted DiBiase. He jumped out and started pounding Riley. Jack Swagger got out of the car and pounded Riley. And Dolph Ziggler. Lita got out of the car and started pounding Stephanie.
"What the...", Steph said.
Riley and Steph got tied up and tossed into the trunk of the car.
They woke up in the car. And it was moving.
"And this is all because of spilled milk...", Riley muttered.
"Never fear! Big Show is here!", Riley and Steph saw a lump on the roof. Ziggler pulled out a metal rod and whacked Show with it, causing Show to lose his balance and fall off the back. He got run over by another car.
"That will take care of him...", DiBiase said.