"Scrubby-scrub-scrub, I'm farting in a tub. Gonna drop a nuke tonight...", Riley sang.
Edge punched him in the shoulder.
"What the hell are you singing?".
"It's boring sitting in the sane spot all week...", Riley replied.
JTG and Shad went to the bathroom. Riley, Edge and Steph heard them singing:
"Scrubby-scrub-scrub, I'm farting in a tub. Gonna drop a nuke tonight..."
"What the...", Steph said.
500 stairs up...
Miz was staring at a mirror singing.
"Scrubby-scrub-scrub, I'm farting in a tub. Gonna drop a nuke tonight..."
500 stairs down...
"It's time for Edge's musical number!", Edge announced. The song "Get Low" came on.
"Apple flavored wine, wine! Beer with the fuzz, with the fuzz! The whole club had an endless buzz! They all passed out! They all passed out! They all passed out! All of them are drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk!".
"We bought illegal beer from east Pakistan! Pakistan! We turn around and jack an army van!".
"That's enough!", shouted Riley.
"My turn!", Steph shouted. Shawn Chin Musiced her and dragged her up the stairs.
"Come on! It's only 500 stairs!", Shawn said.
300 stairs later...
The crew stopped in front of a guard. He was singing.
"Scrubby-scrub-scrub, I'm farting in a tub. Gonna drop a nuke tonight..."
Shawn Sweet Chin musiced him and threw him down the stairs.
200 stairs later...
Everyone was gasping. They were there.
"Kay, roll all those hundreds of marbles down the stairs!", Miz commanded.
Shawn, Edge and Riley jumped to safety, while Stephanie tripped over all the marbles and cracked her skull and died.
"No one liked her anyway!", Edge said, happily.
"YESS!", Riley said, quickly. He ran all the way downstairs and DDT'ed her corpse.
Edge ran down the stairs and Speared her and threw her out the window.
Shawn ran outside and Chin Musiced her.
Riley looked out the window. Miz was speeding away in his car.
"Darn!", Edge said. "Thank goodness I rigged the car with explosives!".
The car exploded. Just then, they realized Miz was still there and Shawn was in the car.
Just then Kane ran at Edge and he tripped Kane and he died. Miz ran on the roof, followed by Edge and Riley.
"Get them, Guerreros!". Eddie and Chavo ran at the two, just to get destroyed. RVD showed up and tried to attack Miz. Miz stepped aside and RVD flew off the castle.
"The Reign of Darkness is about to end!", Edge Speared Miz off the castle, they both fell to their death
"NOOOOO!", Riley shouted.
Riley took over as king. They found the body of Edge, but not Miz. Riley went to his funeral, just to be assassinated by a mystery man.
A new person took over as king. His name was John Morrison. Then he was assassinated by the mystery man as well. That man became king.
That man was The Miz.
"No one can stop me! CAUSE I'M THE MIZZ. AND I'MMM. !". He commanded.
The End.
