Steph still owns.
Thanks to Margie for the preread.
Dirty Uncle Emmett
"Uncle Emmett? Why did the chicken cross the road?" I heard Masen ask.
"To get to the other side?" Emmett answered half-heartedly.
"No. So you wouldn't eat him, duh." Masen answered then cackled to himself.
"Your jokes suck, weasel." Emmett grumbled.
"I'm just a kid, what did you uh-spect?" I could practically see Masen rolling his eyes.
"Well, do you want to hear a good one?" Emmett said quietly, no doubt so I wouldn't hear. I may have been his best friend, but I was still the dad.
"Yes!" Masen yelled loudly.
"There once was a man from -"
"EMMETT!"