Steph owns Twilight. Masen owns me. I own part of this real life story. Killerlashes owns my soul.
"Jesus' mom doesn't make him eat vegetables!" Masen grumbled.
"Now, now. We really shouldn't talk about erm, Jesus that way." Charlie scolded gently.
"Well, she doesn't! And she let him change his middle name!"
"Your name is great. How do you even know Jesus had a middle name?"
"He told me."
"He told you?"
"Sure, Pop. He told me that he didn't like his old one so he changed it to Thunder."
"He told you this?"
"Aren't you listening?" Masen sighed.
"He mean's Hey-Soos, Dad. Not Jesus."
"Pop! He's a kid in my class!"
"Well, Thunder is a cool name."