Early update, but I'll explain why at the bottom ;).

Warning: Based off of the Emo Neko Day story (the plot behind the Cosplay). Deidara's telling this story. Hence the title, so be warned... this could be a tad bit... different. I wanted to try something new (: And there's a smut of SasuNaru goodness.

Disclaimer: The gay versions of Sasuke and Naruto I own. Their straight versions I do not.

Enjoy your bonus chapter/ Story time with Deidara!

Story Time with Deidara: Kitty Cats

Ello everyone! Deidara here! I've been forced by our lovely author, Fallen, and our wonderful leader, Itachi, to do this story time shit! Sadly, I can't read you any porn, nor can I act out any sexual scenes. So reading you Boku no Pico was a no-go! But don't worry little ones, this story has enough smutty goodness to satisfy your hormonal urges! Of course, Fallen and Tachi have no idea I'm doing this... hehehe.

On with the story!

+Conspiracy+

Once upon a time, there were two little kittens.

One was an alley cat. Really scrawny, you know? But it's always the scrawny ones that bite the hardest—those cute little bitches. He had golden fur tinted with orange highlights, perky ears that drooped downwards whenever he was sad, and the brightest pair of blue eyes ever! Kind of like the blue sky up above our heads. Or my eyes after a delicious fucking session—Sari says they're pretty blue then. Oh! And then there's his brother, totally different from the alley cat in every way. This cat walked with a swag that spoke: "I'm hot as hell and you know you want me". Yeah, that cat was sort of a narcissist, but really, what kitty cat wasn't? Fur as black as midnight tinted in a rich, blueish purple glow. Ears that were always on the alert. And the blackest pairs of eyes that could suck some unwilling bastard—uh, I mean, person (yeah, that's it!) in.

Now Fallen wanted me to tell you guys this story about cats, right? Well honestly I think a story wasted on two cats doing whatever the hell cats do in the big city would be fucking stupid. So I'll spice thing up for you guys!

The blonde kitty—we'll call him Naru—always liked to wake up at the crack of dawn. Don't know why. Must be a cat thing. Anywho, today wasn't really much of a difference. The sun's rays splayed across his flat belly, jerking him out of his peaceful slumber. He stretched all lazy-like, enjoying the sun as much as possible. Now here's where things get a little... entertaining, hehe. He goes to scratch his belly, expecting to be graced with a nice field of fur to get his paws into.

However! Such a thing never happens!

Tanned fingers, long and lean, come into contact with naked skin.

'Where's... the... fur?' Naru thought, and then his eyes cracked wide open when the shock train finally collided with his thoughts. "I DON'T HAVE ANY FUR!" he screamed to the heavens above—boy that kitty had some vocal chords.

"Neee, Naru." his brother drawled, sleep still clouding his mind. Sasu—that's his smexy little brother—rolled on his side, eyes still closed but for the most part he was still awake. He was rolled on his side, a blanket draped over his hips so I can't go into detail about his man parts (sorry!). Naru was pretty scared at the moment, and refused to look at his brother. But he's gotta see if the same shit happened to him, right? Right! So, growing a pair, Naru slooowly turned his head to get a good look at his brother.

Naked. No fur. No paws. Human hands. A human body, granted he still had his ears and tail. But he was human!

"Sasu~nii! You're naked, nya!" haaaa, he doesn't actually say nya, but I found that too cute to pass up. Hehe.

Our black cat of sexiness cracked open his one eye, annoyance gleaming in that cute, little pupil. "What the fuck are you going on about, Naru?"

Naru flailed wildly, his mouth opening up only to speak lines of gibberish that was making our sexy black cat even more annoyed. You see little Panties and boys, Sasu had a very thin set of nerves. And he gets easily agitated. Naru, his cute little neko brother, was the only person in the world that cute grate on his nerves to the point that sex kitty (Sasu) wanted to maul someone with his perfectly sharpened claws and pick his teeth with their bones.

Mmmm, hostility is sooo sexy.

As mentioned before, Sasu could only take so much of Naru's annoying flailing and gibberish so he decided to shush the boy once and for all.

With...

His...

Hand! Ha! You guys all thought I was going to say mouth. No worries, that happens later. I flipped through the pages and read ahead!

"Shut up." Sasu growled out in that low baritone, sending vivid shivers up the blonde kitty's spine. "Now what are you blabbing about—" Now Sasu noticed it too! His once beautiful paws were changed into human hands! Four fingers and a thumb! He put his hand back just so he could stare at it. This was real, right? This wasn't some fucked up situation some unknown force with gorgeous blonde hair came up with, right?

"See!" Naru pointed his finger towards his brother before flailing once more. "We're human, nya! How the fuck did this happen, nya? And how come I'm saying nya at the end of my sentences... nya~!"

Mwahahaha, blame the fourth wall, kitty!

Sasu, not-so-surprisingly, wasn't that concerned on how he turned human. Actually, he rather liked having a bigger body that still had the same kick-ass abilities a cat would have. He had to admit that he looked even sexier as a human that he was as a cat—modest, eh? And then when he took the chance to check out his cute little brother... mmmm... Naru looked absolutely, fucking, delicious.

'I wonder...' he thought as he leaned in closer until their faces were merely inches apart.

"What are you staring at, nya?" Aww, Naru's oblivious! How cute! "Is there something on my face?" he tried to bat whatever was on his face that his brother was so interested in, but Sasu had different plans—insert sexual innuendo right here!

Sasu grabbed Naru's wrist firmly, gave it a small squeeze, then intertwined his fingers with Naru's. He watched as Naru's adorably innocent face was overtaken by a blush that practically screamed for Sasu to take him right there and then!

So, since he was a cat after all people, he pounced. Lips made contact with one another, and since Naru's mouth was opened out of surprise, Sasu took that chance to slip his tongue inside. Sasu had to admit that Naru tasted fucking delicious. The way the blonde was all nervous at first lead to Sasu coaxing the Naru's tongue to come out and play. He teased and played with Naru's tongue until they were engaged in an open mouth french.

Fuuuuck, I've gotta try that with Sari afterwords...

When they pulled apart, Neko Naru was a panting mess and Sexy Sasu was dealing with a raging boner. Neither of them really knew what they were doing, and it wasn't like this wasn't the first time they've touched each other—cats go into heat, and since they were the only two cats around... well, you know how shit happens. Being in human form, though, seemed to bring their hormones up a notch or two. A simple touch could send Naru mewling in seconds. A puff of air Sasu released that somehow happened to brush against a sensitive part on Naru's body had the blonde shivering and whimpering in three seconds flat! The chibi Sasu couldn't help but cackle because he found out he rather liked having Naru whimpering and wanting more of his touch.

I guess being a control-freak can turn into some kind of fetish...

Before any of them really knew how it happened, Naru was pushed against the flatten out cardboard box they were sleeping on about thirty minutes ago with Sasu on top, grinding their aching erections together. The only thing Naru could say was: "Ahhh, Ahhh~nya! S-Sasu!" And the only thing Sasu could think of was: 'Fuck... fuck... fuck...'

Hmph, at least Sari and I have more to say when we're fucking—but hot nonetheless.

Sexy Kitty Sasu reached between their bodies and gripped their dripping manhoods tightly. His eyes snapped shut, his head rolled back, and a tantalizing moan escaped his lips. Little Kit-chan couldn't control his body anymore. Moans traveled from plump, red lips abused from Sasuke's kissing. His hips couldn't stop jerking and thrusting into Sasu's palm. And, oh my, the pleasure that was buzzing through his system was too great...

"Ahhh... Mmm... Y-Yes... Sasu... faster..." thrusting into his brother's hand, Sasu thought he could see stars (don't know why since it's early morning but... you know). Sasu was getting so turned on by the little Neko Naru's moans and pleads that with a few more strokes, he was coming all over his hand, staining Naru's taut stomach. Watching Sasu's coming face—a combination of eyes squeezed shut and a pair of lips agape—Naru found himself pushed over the edge as well, screaming out Sex Kitty's name as he spilled out his essence over his brother's hand.

Sasu collapsed on his brother, panting heavily as the afterglow of a fucking amazing orgasm washed through his system. I love that afterglow. His head was pressed against Naru's chest, listening to the unsteady sound of the blonde's heartbeat. He purred lightly as Naru's fingers started to massage his scalp, scratch his ears, and then return to massaging his scalp again. Damn that kid had the magic fingers!

Neko Naru was breathing normally now, not too concerned about the stickiness dribbling over his stomach—Sasu could always lick it off him; and other places... One tracked mind! Giggling at how off track his thoughts had become, Naru pulled his brother by his hair for a much needed kiss. Their tongues twisted and touch each other languidly, simply enjoying the taste. Sasu broke off the kiss, peppering kisses on Naru's eyelids, his forehead, cheeks, his jawline, down to his neck where he sucked on a throbbing pulse, and then to his collarbone. Biting, sucking, and licking until there was a nicely sized bruise on the skin—who knew he was so possessive? When he pulled back, he was met with a blushing Naru-chan rubbing his hardened erection against his thigh.

And thus round two commenced! Let me just say that those two little kittens in heat didn't stop until the cardboard was ripped in half and some unsuspected grandma walked by...

The end!

+Conspiracy+

Well Panties and boys, that's your neko smut for the day! What? You thought I was going to go into the sex details? I may be the sex bunny of our little family but I'm also a tease. That, and Fallen's probably planning my death as we speak for giving you that much smut... hehe. It was worth it though, huh!

Now I have a boner. So I'm going to go find Sari. Oooohhh, maybe I could get him to wear some cat ears... that would be so hot.

So here's how this short shot came about! I was lying in bed, and I was watching Bedtime stories. So the idea popped into my head of what about, say every five chapters, I do a story time thingy based off of a Cosplay they did in ACC. Neko Emo Day came into mind because I remembered there was a story based off of the cosplay where Naruto and Sasuke were brother kitties in looove! So I was all like, I like the idea. But to make it even more unique, I would do the story in an Akatsuki's member point of view, as if they were telling you the story themselves.

Obviously they are going to make some comments in-between ;).

But what did you guys think of it? Like it or hate it? Too confusing? I should never do it again? Or maybe you have an idea of a cosplay to base story time off of? :D. Let me know! I posted this early because I wanted to see what people would think about it.

Now I'm off to write some TobixKiba oneshots for this Conspiracy... I never knew the pairing could get so liked, though there's no way it would ever happen bahahahah xDD.

Till Monday :D! (The dreaded day I go back to school... v.v).