A little shot for my lovely Mont who always draws me fan art for the ACC universe :3! I command you all to check out her DA (ReiYumi) and look at her new drawings 8D. Two are from the Ankle Biters universe (you know, with Etsu ;D) and one is for this shot :D.

Warning: M for sexy times of SasuNaru goodness. PWP 8D!

Background: Kimono day at the cafe. And as always, Naruto gets forced into wearing the skimpiest things...

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I do own my iPod though that REFUSES to download my Alice Nine music v.v

Enjoy your shot, Mont & everyone else, too! :D

Skimpy Little Things

As always, Itachi found someway to make the theme for the week as incredibly provocative as possible. Today, however, just proved how terribly perverse the older raven's mind truly was.

"Itachi, you fucking son of a bitch!" and of course, with every provocative Cosplay theme, Naruto was there to rant and bitch about every little thing—such is life. "Why do you dothis sort of shit to me? Do you enjoy seeing me suffer! Do you know how awkward it is to walk around in this... this... I don't even know what this is!" then he shouldn't really complain, huh?

The older raven looked up from his notebook of unknown wonders, eyes glazed over with boredom as Naruto pointed an accusing, stubby finger in his face. Really, after about a year or so working in the café, Naruto still had the tendency to rage about a-less-than-moral theme! Did the blonde not learn that Itachi didn't give two shits about whether or not the costume he forced onto the blonde was acceptable?

The correct answer: Hell no, of course not.

"It's a kimono, Naruto." Itachi turned his gaze back onto his notebook, pretending to write some things down when in actuality he was drawing stick figures in different sex positions—the man had an overactive imagination when it came to dirty thoughts. "And I still don't understand why you're bitching about it. The blue really brings out your eyes."

"Really?" Naruto's eyes widened in admiration—of himself—and started to twist and turn to get a better look at himself. "You know I really thought that this kimono-thingy would make my hips look too wide but—hey wait a minute! You're trying to get me off track, aren't you?" Ahhh, Naruto's finally catching on.

Onyx eyes lifted up once more from his doodling to give Naruto a raised eyebrow. "What made you catch on so fast?" he raised a hand to shush Naruto from whatever foolishness he was going to spout next and said, "You are my employee. You've been here long enough to know that what I saw is law. The kimono was specifically picked out for you, and you really do look nice in it. Now either shut the fuck up and deal with it, or opt to just walk around naked for the rest of the day."

You know... suddenly wearing the kimono seemed like a rather fun idea!

+Conspiracy+

"Stupid... bastard... son of a bitch... no good lousy..." Naruto leaned forward towards the mirror located in the locker room, adjusting the flower clip in his hair that Pein thought would be 'a wonderful addition' to his blue and white kimono. Yeah, some pants would have been nice too. "What the hell... I don't even like pink!" but the flower's so pretty, Naru-chan! When he was somewhat content with how the flower clip sat in his hair, the next thing he did was try and make his kimono stay below the knees. "Damned raven... I hope that bloody notebook of his burns in the oven..."

"Why are you cursing about my brother to the mirror?" a voice asked in his ear. Hot air danced along his ear, causing the flesh to turn into a pretty red. Naruto literally jumped half-a-foot into the air, then he realized that by jumping his soon-to-be-known attacker would be able to see his... 'good stuff', so he landed on the ground firmly and punched the raven behind him on the shoulder.

"You fucking son of a bitch!"

Sasuke couldn't help but smirk at his new pet name. "Hello to you too, love." that smartass comment earned him another punch—courtesy of Naruto. Since Naruto was currently using his mouth to rant and rage about how much of a pervert the Uchiha brothers were, Sasuke took that as a chance to fully get a look at his blonde form head to toe. His normally spiky hair was a more tamed and shaggy, adorned with a blue clip with a pink flower on it. A black choker was clasped around his neck—giving Sasuke very detailed fantasies of how he'd take it off... wit his teeth. Then his eyes traveled to the main attraction—Naruto's kimono. He thanked God that Itachi's mind was a cavern of perverse ideas that still held a bit of respectable quality to them (did you get that? Huh, neither did Sasuke). It was blue, with long flowing sleeves decorated with flowers. A white undersash was used to tie around his middle, and if Naruto turned around—which he did after his rant turned into how 'ridiculous' he looked in the kimono- Sasuke could see a big bow on the back.

Inadvertently, Sasuke's tongue came out to lick his dry lips. Heat was rushing everywhere—through his veins and pooling in his groin. He felt his member twitch slightly as lewd fantasies danced around his mind. Most of them involving him slipping off those thigh-high socks excruciatingly slow as he rubbed Naruto's most sensitive parts...

One thing Sasuke learned about himself after the first time he had sex with Naruto was that one time was never enough. He got so addicted to the taste of Naruto's sweat and skin on his tongue, the blonde's essence every time he made him come with his mouth. He loved the way Naruto's eyes screwed shut and his face contorted into one of pleasure. And oh damn, how he loved when Naruto was practically putty in his arms, asking for more and more... something Sasuke never wanted to deny him.

So when he finally decided that Naruto's mouth could be used for more things than just talking, and took the chance to kiss him square on the lips, Sasuke let all his desires and temptations take over his body. His hands couldn't keep still, and were fumbling with Naruto's sash that just refused to get undone!

Naruto, in the meantime, was trying to fight off the raven as his knee started to rub against his awakening member concealed in white, silk undies—yet another addition Pein suggested. Naruto didn't know if it was how Sasuke's tongue knew his mouth so well and could coax his tongue to play with him instantly, or how Sasuke had managed to untie his sash and slip off his kimono, leaving Naruto exposed with only his thigh-highs and sandals on, and didn't waste anytime exploring his skin with his cold hands, or maybe it was how good it felt every time the silk rubbed against his manhood from Sasuke's thigh. All these things were driving him absolutely fucking insane and he couldn't stand it anymore!

Sasuke broke their passionate kiss to pepper kisses along his face, down his neck where he pulled off the collar with only his teeth—skilled. He kissed along the blonde's collarbone and down to his chest where he was met with a hardened pink nub. Grinning mischievously, the raven bit down on the nipple. Naruto's back arched as a husky moan escaped his parted lips. Sasuke didn't have to do anything, even one look, and Naruto would be melting into a puddle of passion in three seconds flat.

Once he felt like he had sucked and nibbled on one of Naruto's nipples enough, he went for the other one. Bringing it into his mouth, he rolled it around in his teeth, pulling on it hard. Naruto's moans and pants simply drove him on as he wet the nipple with his tongue. He pulled back with an audible pop sounding a very thin train of saliva following his lips. Sasuke looked up with heated and lust-filled eyes, staring at the blushing face of his lover. Naruto was looking down at him, eyes half shut and watery, a blush staining his face and his lips parted. The blonde looked so utterly fuckable Sasuke thought he was going to come right then and there, but he held on because he wanted to make this as pleasurable as he could for his little blonde.

Kissing his way back up to Naruto's lips, Sasuke brought his blonde into another breathless kiss. Their tongues touched and danced one another lazily, more consumed on the sensations rather than dominance. The raven broke their kiss so he could bring his lips up to Naruto's ears.

"You look so hot, Naruto..." his tongue flicked out to lick at the reddening earlobe. He felt the blonde shiver against him as slim fingers wounded themselves into his locks. "Do you want me that bad...?" Sasuke chuckled softly, his hands sliding up and down Naruto's naked sides. "Tell me, Naruto. I'll do anything you want me to."

Naruto bit onto his lower lip to fight back a rather loud moan that wanted to escape as Sasuke's tongue worked on his ear, sliding in and out of the lobe until the raven bit onto his ear softly. His aching manhood was begging and screaming to be touched, to be brought to sweet release by a hand—by a delicious looking mouth. And may the blonde's inhibitions be damned, he was too far gone to care about his pride right now. Grinding his hips against Sasuke's prominent erection, Naruto worked feverishly to rip off the raven's clothes.

Sasuke chuckled softly, watching Naruto fumble with the raven's kimono, and decided to help his little blonde out—he could only tease him for so long. Soon, the two found themselves on the floor, Sasuke on top, Naruto on bottom, naked erections rubbing wantonly against one another.

Naruto trashed and moaned and clawed at the raven's back, head thrown back and eyes squeezed shut in pleasure.

"S-Sasuke... f-faster... m-more... aahhhh." his sentences were just short snippets that didn't really know where to begin and where to end in-between his moans. He was so damn close to completion... he wanted to see stars come so badly, but Sasuke had other plans.

The raven gave an exceptionally hard thrust towards Naruto's groin, relishing in the beautiful friction. He too was rather close to completion, but he wanted to come inside Naruto, enveloped by that tight, warm heat he loved and craved so much... With a little self-restraint, Sasuke managed to move his hips away—much to Naruto's annoyance.

"Sasuke..." he whined, lower lip jutting out to form an adorable pout.

Sasuke smiled softly and leaned in for another kiss. "No worries. I'll make you feel good again really soon." he untangled himself from Naruto and went for whatever was left of his kimono to wrap it around his waist. Getting up, Sasuke sauntered over to the door where he opened it—not too surprised to see Deidara there holding a cup to his ear with his left hand and holding a cell phone in his other hand. The older blonde could smell sex from a mile away, and was attracted to it like moths were to a light bulb.

"Lube," he said, not paying any mind to Deidara who was staring at his body like it was a hunk of meat.

Deidara cocked an eyebrow and got up from his crouched position, folding his arms across his chest. "What makes you think I have lube on me?" he tried to keep a straight face, but Sasuke's: 'Are you fucking serious' face was just too funny! Ha, like Deidara went anywhere without his cherry flavored lube on him.

"Thank you." Sasuke said gruffly when Deidara handed him the lube. Without another word Sasuke turned on his heel and entered the locker room, making sure to lock the door behind him. Naruto was still a panting, sweaty, and hot mess—just like when he left him—and Sasuke felt his dick twitch even more, small amounts of pre-cum dribbled down his erection...

"Now then..." he purred seductively into the blonde's ear, "where were we?" undoing the cap, Sasuke spread a generous amount of lube on his fingers. His fingers traveled the memorized path down to Naruto's twitching entrance. He rubbed the hole a few times, enjoying the scene of Naruto moaning beneath him, before plunging the first digit into Naruto's hole.

"Ahhhh!" Naruto threw his head back, hips bucking slightly as pain shot up his spine. The pain didn't last too long, pleasure overtaking its place, and soon two more digits were adding in with the first. They scissored and prodded, moving all around until they found that bundle of nerves that made Naruto see stars and drove him completely wild. "There!" he begged, "Again!"

Sasuke complied eagerly, aiming his next few thrusts to brush against Naruto's sweet spot again. He was panting heavily now, sweat breaking across his skin—causing his bangs to stick to his face. He wanted to be inside of Naruto now. Sasuke removed his fingers, which lead to Naruto whining in protest, and began to position himself to go in for the plunge.

"Naruto..." he panted as he slowly broke through the tight heat, making sure not to go too fast so Naruto could adjust.

There was pain first, pain that made Naruto scream and squeeze his eyes shut in hopes that it would go away. But that pain was soon flooded over by a dulling buzz that swept across his body as he got used to Sasuke's penetration until the raven was fully inside him.

"S-Sasuke... m-move..." he begged, arms coming to wrap around the raven's strong shoulder.

Sasuke grunted. He slowly pulled out until only the tip was left and then snapped right back in, burying himself to the hilt. A savage scream ripped itself from Naruto's throat every time Sasuke slammed into him. His back rubbed uncomfortably against the tiled floor, but that didn't matter, all Naruto's mind and body could focus on was Sasuke's cock slamming into him over and over again. His hips started to move in times with their thrusts, back and forth. Back and forth. All Naruto could do was scream for Sasuke to hit him harder, faster, more. And when Sasuke finally brushed against those bundle of nerves, Naruto thought he was going to die from the pleasure that shot through his system.

The raven felt himself dancing closer and closer to the edge. Naruto was wrapped sotightly around his cock, milking him for more. His thrusts that were once calculating and precise were reduced to erratic jerks as the urge to come deep inside his love became more intense. Every word that came out of his mouth was Naruto's name, followed by a moan, and a "So tight... fuck...". He would lean in closely, his tongue heavy with saliva prodding Naruto's ears, to whisper dirty phrases and words that had Naruto moaning and whimpering for more.

Desperate hands snaked between their bodies to grip at Naruto's forgotten member. The blonde jerked himself off erratically, moaning and screaming Sasuke's name as his climax approached...

"S-Sasu... C-Comin—" hot and sticky fluid coated his hand and stained both their stomachs and Naruto's orgasm rushed through him. He rode his orgasm to the fullest, jerking his hips and pumping his erection until he fell limp to the floor in a panting mess. Naruto's inner walls clamped tightly around Sasuke's cock as Naruto came, pushing the raven over the edge as well.

"Naruto...!" he moaned as he came hard inside of the blonde before collapsing on top of Naruto. They were both panting heavily, their breaths intermingling in the tight air around them. Sweat clung to their skins and the smell of sex would probably stay with them until the end of the day.

Naruto sighed in complete bliss, not really caring about how sweaty or stick his was; simply snuggling into the comforting warmth his lover provided. "Love you." he murmured lethargically as he pressed a soft kiss against the raven's collarbone.

Sasuke wrapped his arms tightly around the blonde's waist, burying his face into the crook of Naruto's neck so he could place a kiss on the still heated skin. "Love you too."

All seemed right in the world at that moment. They were holding onto each other, whispering sweet nothings and enjoying their time together. But really, since when do we have a sweet and happy ending café?

"Sariii~! You'll never believe what I just videotaped!" Deidara screamed from the other side of the door, waving his android around like he was the king of the world. "Can you say: Jack off material?"

I can ;). LMFAO! Hope you enjoyed your shot, Mont :D! And I hope everyone else enjoyed Kimono Day too ;D